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A Night in Hopewell

by AnotherFinnegan

Three friends whisk their friend away from the stress of daily life for a road trip only to find that their drive is interrupted by a mysterious fog. Dinosaurs, time holes, and a lot of people that should probably never meet come together to try and figure out how to survive the night.

Words: 13874, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Solego Scrolls

Fandoms: Primeval, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Donovan Burns (OC), Bernice Ventura (OC), Toryn James (OC), Annamaria Drumlin (OC), Nick Cutter, Connor Temple, Abby Maitland, Captain Becker, Stephen Hart, James Lester, The Doctor (Doctor Who), David Lister, Arnold Rimmer, The Cat, Kryten

Additional Tags: mashup AU, multifandom - Freeform, Solego Scrolls, Road Trip, friends - Freeform, Jurassic Park Reference, Plot Fog, Dinosaurs, Top Gear Cameo, Galaxy Quest Reference

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Second Chance

by Draxca

The Boys discover a wife from another life in a stasis pod floating in space. Who else can she turn to but the dimensional twin of her philandering bastard husband?

Words: 2498, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Kryten, Cat - Character, Ace Rimmer, Original Female Character

Relationships: Arnold Rimmer/Original Female Character(s), Ace Rimmer & Original Female Character(s)

Additional Tags: Arnold rimmer - Freeform, Ace Rimmer - Freeform, Domestic Violence, Gaslighting, Dave Lister - Freeform, Kryten - Freeform, Cat, Eventual Smut, Slow Burn, Better than life, a bit angsty, a romantic Arnold is a confident Arnold, Pregnancy, ace is a complete bastard, dimensional nonsense, some made-up stuff that if you squint hard, will seem science-y

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The Normans are winning

by Small_Czechoslovakian_Traffic_Warden

March the sixteenth, seven thirty one PM to seven forty three PM. Twelve minutes. And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza. Rimmer's single, brief liason with the ship's female boxing champion. But Arnold desn't know that the path to this moment had been subtly laid out twelve long years ago.

... What about Norman? Or Normans?

Words: 1787, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Yvonne McGruder, Carol McCauley, Denton (Red Dwarf)

Relationships: Yvonne McGruder/Arnold Rimmer

Additional Tags: First Kiss, Trapped In Elevator, Pizza, First Time

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Dave the Dad (Reupload)

by Tasmayi_Shree

After a drunken one night stand with his parallel self, Deb, Dave Lister finds himself pregnant, thanks to the rules of the other universe.

But as the birth of his baby draws near, Dave starts to doubt on whether he's prepared to be a dad.

Words: 4089, Chapters: 5/5, Language: English

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Other

Relationships: Dave Lister/Deb Lister

Additional Tags: Implied Relationships, Mpreg

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Moongazing

by Moonliteshdow

Set just after The Promised Land. Everyone is celebrating but Lister feels a bit melancholy and heads up to the Observation Dome. It's not long before he has company...

Words: 893, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, The Cat (Red Dwarf)

Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister & Arnold Rimmer

Additional Tags: Hard-Light Arnold Rimmer, Caring Lister

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Electrify

by DoreyG

“Bestest bud in the whole entire universe!” Cat cried, sounding genuinely thrilled to see him in a way that never failed to heat his circuits, and threw a familiar arm around his neck. “I’ve had an idea.”

Words: 5836, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Thingimawojit

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: The Cat (Red Dwarf), Kryten (Red Dwarf)

Relationships: The Cat/Kryten (Red Dwarf)

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Wire Play, First Orgasm, Modern Series-Era

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Cold Fusion of the Hot Heads

by Lala_Sara

Listy did summon KthulHa.

Words: 124498, Chapters: 9/9, Language: English

Series: Part 18 of Dip (Dip Dip) (Считалочка)

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV), The Flash (TV 2014), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Torchwood

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer, Cisco Ramon, Earth-2 Harrison "Harry" Wells, Rory Regan, Cindy Reynolds (The Flash TV 2014), Original Harrison Wells, Julian Albert, Peridot (Steven Universe), Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe), Leonard Snart, Laura (Crossworlds), Joe Talbot, Kristine Kochanski, Alex "A.T." (Crossworlds), The Queen (Crossworlds)

Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer, Cisco Ramon/Earth-2 Harrison "Harry" Wells, Cisco Ramon/Rory Regan, Laura (Crossworlds)/Joe Talbot/Kristine Kochanski, Alex A.T. (Crossworlds)/The Queen (Crossworlds)

Additional Tags: Multiverse

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Kingdom of Indefatigable Mirrors

by Lala_Sara

Death (or reference to death) makes men precious and pathetic; their ghostliness is touching; any act they perform may be their last; there is no face that is not on the verge of blurring and fading away like the faces in a dream. Everything in the world of mortals has the value of the irrecoverable and contingent. Among the Immortals, on the other hand, every act (every thought) is the echo of others that preceded it in the past, with no visible beginning, and the faithful presage of others that will repeat it in the future, advertiginem. There is nothing that is not as though lost between indefatigable mirrors. Nothing can occur but once, nothing is preciously in peril of being lost. Jorge Luis Borges "The Immortal"

Words: 44138, Chapters: 10/10, Language: English

Series: Part 17 of Dip (Dip Dip) (Считалочка)

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV), Crossworlds (1997), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Cabin Pressure, Doctor Who (1963), The Librarians (TV 2014)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer, Martin Crieff, Arthur Dent, Seventh Doctor (Doctor Who), Ace McShane, Kristine Kochanski, Jenkins | Galahad (The Librarians), Flynn Carsen, Dulaque | Lancelot du Lac

Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer, Martin Crieff/Arthur Dent

Additional Tags: Multiverse

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Mirror Wars: Reflection Three - Basic Instinct

by Lala_Sara

Romances and comedies end with the wedding. It is assumed that there is nothing to talk about after. Marguerite Gardiner, countess of Blessington

Words: 19308, Chapters: 5/5, Language: English

Series: Part 16 of Dip (Dip Dip) (Считалочка)

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV), Red Dwarf RPF, Crossworlds (1997), Star Trek: The Next Generation

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Chris Barrie, Craig Charles, Doug Naylor, Danny John-Jules, Alex "A.T." (Crossworlds), Laura (Crossworlds), Reginald Barclay, James Moriarty

Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer, Chris Barrie/Craig Charles

Additional Tags: Multiverse

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Mirror Wars: Reflection Two - Four weddings and one funeral

by Lala_Sara

With an auspicious and a dropping eye, With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage... William Shakespeare

Words: 18367, Chapters: 6/6, Language: English

Series: Part 15 of Dip (Dip Dip) (Считалочка)

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV), Crossworlds (1997), Jeeves & Wooster, Weird Science (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Deb Lister, Alex "A.T." (Crossworlds), Laura (Crossworlds), Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Death (Character), Chett Donnelly

Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer, Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Deb Lister/Arnold Rimmer

Additional Tags: Multiverse

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Mirror Wars: Reflection One - The Scythe Struck a Stone

by Lala_Sara

When the gods become afraid And seems to be heard the rustle in the corners, Then they will remember about themselves And will love themselves in the mirrors. Picnic_This is the Ganges River

Not every scythe finds worthy stone. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Words: 21029, Chapters: 8/8, Language: English

Series: Part 14 of Dip (Dip Dip) (Считалочка)

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV), Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (Movies 2001 2003), Oz (TV), Farscape, The Librarian (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Hillary (Tomb Raider), Bryce (Tomb Raider), Tobias Beecher, Chris Keller (Oz), John Crichton, Flynn Carsen, Laura (Crossworlds), Alex "A.T." (Crossworlds)

Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer, Bryce/Hillary, Tobias Beecher/Chris Keller

Additional Tags: Multiverse

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School of Life

by Lala_Sara

They teach at school, they teach at school, they teach at school ... A patriotic song for schoolchildren of all times and peoples

Words: 28654, Chapters: 15/15, Language: English

Series: Part 13 of Dip (Dip Dip) (Считалочка)

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV), Crossworlds (1997), Black Hole High | Strange Days at Blake Holsey High, Charmed (TV 1998), Smallville, Doctor Who (2005)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Lucas Randall, Lex Luthor, Chloe Sullivan, Kryten (Red Dwarf), Gigolo Joe, Zachary Smith, Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg, Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who), Rose Tyler, Jack Harkness, The Janitor (Black Hole High), Noel Zachary

Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer, Lucas Randall/Marshall Wheeler, Lex Luthor/Lucas Randall

Additional Tags: Multiverse

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…Die Young

by Lala_Sara

I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints The sinners are much more fun... You know that only the good die young

Billy Joel_Only The Good Die Young

Words: 15443, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English

Series: Part 12 of Dip (Dip Dip) (Считалочка)

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV), Crossworlds (1997), Lost in Space (1998), Fifth Element (1997), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Kryten (Red Dwarf), Kristine Kochanski, The Cat (Red Dwarf), Holly (Red Dwarf), Zachary Smith, Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg, Alex "A.T." (Crossworlds), Laura (Crossworlds), Joe Talbot, Death (Character)

Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer

Additional Tags: Multiverse, Derogatory Language

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Dip Dip Dip Recount

by Lala_Sara

first part of Dip multiverse

Dip Dip Dip My Blue Ship

Words: 22679, Chapters: 4/4, Language: English

Series: Part 11 of Dip (Dip Dip) (Считалочка)

Fandoms: Lost in Space (1998), Red Dwarf (UK TV), Lost in Space (TV 1965), Crossworlds (1997), Fifth Element (1997), Super Mario Bros. (1993), Лабиринты Ехо - Макс Фрай | The Labyrinths of Echo - Max Frei

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ace Rimmer, Zachary Smith, Will Robinson, Judy Robinson, Penny Robinson, John Robinson, Maureen Robinson, Don West, Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg, Laura (Crossworlds), Alex "A.T." (Crossworlds), The Queen (Crossworlds), Arnold Rimmer, Kristine Kochanski, Dave Lister, Koopa | Bowser, Princess Daisy (Nintendo), Luigi, Juffin Hally

Relationships: Zachary Smith/Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg, Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer

Additional Tags: dubious friendship with minor, Multiverse, Self-cest

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Caught In The Middle

by mylittlestarbug

What if Lister wasn’t the last remaining piece of the human race? What if someone else had also been given stasis punishment before the radiation leak wiped out the rest of the crew? Being your best friend Lister had always been over protective …especially when it comes to Rimmer who you just so happen to have a soft spot for. If only you hadn’t helped hide that damn cat!

Words: 4326, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Kryten (Red Dwarf), The Cat (Red Dwarf), psirens - Character, Polymorph (Red Dwarf)

Relationships: Arnold Rimmer/Reader

Additional Tags: Science Fiction, Fanfiction, Friends to Lovers, Mental Health Issues, Self-Esteem Issues, Childhood Trauma

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Arduous Laments from Beyond the Dead

by That_Concerned_Writer

Rimmer's low-key having a breakdown and tries to pass the time by writing a book. God help us all.

Words: 1741, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer, The Cat (Red Dwarf), Holly (Red Dwarf)

Additional Tags: Fictional bad language, me actually wondering why I like Rimmer so much, existential crisis via being dead, do not actually use Rimmer's book for self help

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Volt Switch

by DoreyG

Their latest find had been a drifting pleasure carrier, the most luxurious kind of ship possible. There wasn’t all that much of use contained within, apparently the humanoids piloting the craft had indulged in a feast before embarking upon their last fatal orgy, but there had been just enough to keep them all ticking over. And, in addition to that, there had been many fascinating tools of pleasure that his three crewmates had taken great joy in gawping at.

The latest, and perhaps most important, being a bright pink and rather lengthy dildo.

Words: 4038, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Thingimawojit

Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: The Cat (Red Dwarf), Kryten (Red Dwarf), Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer

Relationships: The Cat/Kryten (Red Dwarf)

Additional Tags: First Time Bottoming, Sex Toys, Dildos, Technical Pegging, Mechanoids Have No Genitalia, Established Relationship, Starbug Era

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