10/29/14Â 5:49pm

oozey mess

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
No title available
tumblr dot com
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
taylor price

Discoholic đȘ©
Xuebing Du
Cosimo Galluzzi
â
almost home
art blog(derogatory)
Misplaced Lens Cap
đ©” avery cochrane đ©”
No title available

No title available

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Argentina

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Norway
seen from Venezuela
seen from Germany
seen from Colombia
seen from Ecuador

seen from TĂŒrkiye

seen from United States
@arachnidsgetagrip
10/29/14Â 5:49pm
Argentine climates
This was kind of getting ridiculous, in Vriskaâs honest opinion, however in her not so honest opinion it was kind of totally bullshit. And she made that very, very obvious when she stomped out of Tereziâs house about an hour prior to this mess. It wasnât her guardianâs fault that Vriska was given extra homework and detention all week, but as far as Vriska was concerned it wasnât her fault either, so someone had to be blamed. And ordinarily Vriska was pretty good at blaming herself. Just not this time. Ha, no, not this time. I mean, no one ever said living with a juvenile delnquent was going to be easy, but apparently Terezi hadnât gotten that memo. Figuratively and literally. Even if Terezi had gotten the memo, Vriska would have had to read it out for her anyways, or something, she hadnât quite figured that out yet. She hadnât quite figured out a lot of things yet, and it wasnât exactly easy with Pyrope messing with her.
Aylesbury was way. too. fucking. small.
So what if sheâd gotten into a bit of trouble!? So what!? It wasnât as though it was a surprise, because youâd have to be an idiot to be surprised that Vriska was in shit. The kid had done all manner of crazy bullshit and the whole point of her being her was to put a stop to it, and it seemed to be doing just that, if not painfully so. Vriska hasnât even been able to finish a fucking cigarette without feeling like someoneâs watching her or around her, which is stupid but simultaneously one hundred percent correct because in a town this small, youâre never really alone. Or maybe Vriska was just being dramatic, tense all over the place and walking around like she already ran this podunk deadend dusthole of a town (though really it was none of these things), when really Vriska was masking all kinds of nerves built up because holy shit, if she fucked up here people would remember it. Would remember her. And there was no goddamn escaping that.
But incessant mental bitching aside, Vriska had an assignment to finish and with the insane draft inside the house (thank Vriska Serket for breaking a window, everyone) she kind of felt the need to get out. And so of course, the caf' was the answer. Whatâs not to love about coffee and central heating? Especially at this time of the year. It was either so cold Vriska was forced into three pairs of socks and the hide of a harp seal (no not really, for the love of God no), or it was mild enough for shorts but there were so many idiots out and about that Vriska didnât feel all too compelled to even leave the house. October was a bitch to deal with and in this hellhole it was like a month long Halloween, which incidentally happened to be one of her favourite holidays, though not this year, no. Halloween decorations were strung all through the cafe, making Vriska squint at the brightness of the violent orange jack-o-lantern lights strung up. Sweet Jesus it was gaudy.
She sat down at one of the tables towards the front, near the window so she could still see the rain that had began to pour down almost the second she walked in, and hear it above the stupid indie music playlist they had in here that Vriska kind of had to admit she liked. In fact sheâd have asked about the playlist if she could ever fucking find a staff member around here, but the only time she could find one was when she went to order something and for some weird Twilight Zone reason she never failed to forget to ask. Vriska opened her laptop up and got ready for the long haul, because she sure as shit wasnât going back until it was closing time (and Vriska had no idea when this place closed anyways, she wasnât even entirely sure if they did- sheâd never seen the lights off) or until her laptop died because, guess fucking what, sheâd forgotten the charger. Just her luck. Well, at least she hadnât gotten caught in the rain though. She just had to hope it let up before she left because it was a pretty long walk back to Tereziâs and she didnât bring an umbrella. Vriska didnât even own an umbrella. Vriska didnât know if Terezi even owned an umbrella.
And all was peaceful, Vriska being one of about four people in the cafe, for awhile anyways. Over the course of an hour several people stumbled through the doors, wet and smelling like rain and being inherently distracting. She saw a few familiar faces as the minutes ticked by but paid no mind, browsing sites other than what she was supposed to be doing. This stupid assignment was due tomorrow and Vriska had hereby decided that US history was her enemy and that her mission in life was to avoid it as best she could until the day she died, which considering how bullshit this assignment was, Vriska was hoping itâd be any day now. So much for raising hell.
Ugh, this week was turning out to be shit. Total complete utter shit. It was semi-late and Dirk was pretty sure his brothers were asleep or doing their own thing or not talking to him, and he needed to get out of the house and calm the fuck down before he ended up breaking some pots or yelling some more, so he decided to do what he usually does to calm down. Go to the cafe for some caffeine and people-watching, maybe edit some more of his stories to upload later.
He jogged inside the door to get out of the rain, pulling the hoodie off his head and unzipping the front to make sure the laptop and notebook heâd stuck underneath it didnât get wet. Satisfied with the complete dryness, he went up to the counter to order his usual not-coffee, and sat at one of the tables next to Vriskaâs. He hadnât even looked around to see who was there, just started setting up his laptop.
Ah yes, Alpha Strider.Â
Vriska figured she knew the Strider family alright, about as well as a kid who's just moved here could know them anyways, which wasn't that well at all. She knew their names, their vague age groups and she knew that Hal had done something stupid, she knew that Dirk worked at the flower shop and she knew that Dave liked Sonic. All in all, it was pretty basic info.Â
"Nice hoodie, Dirk, very fitting. Where'd you spring that rainbow monstrosity from anyways?  Guess it sticks out in the rainy gloom out there." Vriska commented, having seen him walk in but not even bothering to turn and look at him. For a moment she wondered what exactly brought him here in the middle of a stupidly heavy downpour. Vriska had her reasons, what were his? Or maybe he didn't have a reason, mayb- Okay no. This did not call for the amount of thought she was putting into it.  What did call for a vast amount of consideration was that hoodie.
NOT A FuCKING CHANCE. MY MOTHER. WAS THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME. WHEN SHE WAS EIGHTEEN. AND SHEâS SIX FEET NOW. SO. FuCK YOu.
Man I hope you donât take after your mom completely? Tell her I send my condolences on sharing a face with such a wretched creature as yourself.Â
YEAH. NO SHIT. SHEâS FuCKING HIDEOuS. I DONâT SEE YOuR POINT.Â
BuT IâM NOT TELLING HER SHIT. FuCK YOu.
Absolutely inspir8ional.
MORE LIKE. TALLER. FAR LESS INTELLIGENT. AND ALSO. A PATHETIC WORTHLESS BITCH. AND ALSO HIDEOuS.Â
Low blood, Caliborn, low blow. But thatâs why Iâm acing classes, kinda, getting paid AND not missing teeth.
FuCK OFF SERKET.
8luh.
YET AGAIN. I SAW YOuR STuPID PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TAG. AND I AM NOT IN THE FuCKING MOOD. FOR THIS BuLLSHIT SERKET. YOu AND THE BETA STRIDER. HAD BOTH. BETTER LEAVE ME THE FuCK ALONE. OR I SWEAR. THAT I AM GOING TO GuT YOu. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOu.
ASK HIM WHAT HAPPENS. WHEN YOu TREAT ME. LIKE A GODDAMN SIDE SHOW.
What? You gonna choke me too? Or are you gonna slam me into a door like you did with the assistant teacher? Or are you gonna follow through with your empty threat and actually try and gut me?Â
Huh. Whatever. I have assignments to hand in and classes to ace.
8luh.
YEAH. MAYBE I WILL. MAYBE I WILL DO. ALL THREE OF THOSE THINGS. ITâS NOT LIKE. YOu WOuLD BE ABLE TO STOP ME. YOu WOuLD BE. COMPLETELY HELPLESS. AND AT MY MERCY. JuST LIKE THAT BASTARD HAL.
YOu SHOuLD HAVE SEEN HIM BEG. IT WAS PRICELESS.
8luh.
IâM TuRNING 18. IN LIKE A WEEK. BuT FOR AS MuCH OF A GIGANTIC FuCKING LOSER NERD. AS YOu ARE. YOu MuST HAVE BEEN ASLEEP. WHEN THE BIOLOGY CLASS AT YOuR OLD SCHOOL. DISCuSSED GENETICS. BECAuSE BEING A LATE BLOOMER. IS FuCKING GENETIC. AND I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.
T8h I probably was asleep. Well whatever I still doubt youâre just gonna shoot up like a fuckinâ rocket and hit like, six feet? Iâll probably always be taller than you.
NOT A FuCKING CHANCE. MY MOTHER. WAS THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME. WHEN SHE WAS EIGHTEEN. AND SHEâS SIX FEET NOW. SO. FuCK YOu.
Man I hope you don't take after your mom completely? Tell her I send my condolences on sharing a face with such a wretched creature as yourself.Â
I DONâT ACTuALLY GIVE A RATâS ASS. WHO SEES IT. ITâS NOT EXACTLY. A HuGE FuCKING SECRET. SO NO. YOu ARE NOT RIGHT. YOu ARE *NEVER* RIGHT. BITCH.
????????Â
You are a confusing little man, Umbra. But hey, whatever you say. I know what I am and what I am is taller, smarter, and overall better.
MORE LIKE. TALLER. FAR LESS INTELLIGENT. AND ALSO. A PATHETIC WORTHLESS BITCH. AND ALSO HIDEOuS.Â
Low blow, Caliborn, low blow. But that's why I'm acing classes, kinda, getting paid AND not missing teeth.
THAT WASNâT EVEN A WORD. FOR SOMEONE WHO ACTuALLY BOTHERS. DOING THEIR FuCKING HOMEWORK. YOu ARE uNBELIEVABLY STuPID.
YET AGAIN. I SAW YOuR STuPID PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TAG. AND I AM NOT IN THE FuCKING MOOD. FOR THIS BuLLSHIT SERKET. YOu AND THE BETA STRIDER. HAD BOTH. BETTER LEAVE ME THE FuCK ALONE. OR I SWEAR. THAT I AM GOING TO GuT YOu. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOu.
ASK HIM WHAT HAPPENS. WHEN YOu TREAT ME. LIKE A GODDAMN SIDE SHOW.
What? You gonna choke me too? Or are you gonna slam me into a door like you did with the assistant teacher? Or are you gonna follow through with your empty threat and actually try and gut me?Â
Huh. Whatever. I have assignments to hand in and classes to ace.
8luh.
FuCK YOu. I MAY NOT. ACTuALLY HAVE A PLAN. OR ANYTHING. BuT. SHuT uP. THATâS NONE OF YOuR FuCKING BuSINESS.
Yeah well itâs everyoneâs business now considering youâve just posted it online for all to see, smooth moves. Â But itâs gr8 to see Iâm right again, as usual.
I DONâT ACTuALLY GIVE A RATâS ASS. WHO SEES IT. ITâS NOT EXACTLY. A HuGE FuCKING SECRET. SO NO. YOu ARE NOT RIGHT. YOu ARE *NEVER* RIGHT. BITCH.
????????Â
You are a confusing little man, Umbra. But hey, whatever you say. I know what I am and what I am is taller, smarter, and overall better.
THATâS WHAT BLuNT INSTRuMENTS ARE FOR. BESIDES. IâM NOT FINISHED GROWING YET. YOu STuPID BITCH.
Caliborn, 8nât you my age? Or older? I doubt youâre gonna grow much more anyways. And please, if you come at me with a blunt object (or any kinda object for that matter) I 8nât letting you within 8 feet of me, shrimpo.
IâM TuRNING 18. IN LIKE A WEEK. BuT FOR AS MuCH OF A GIGANTIC FuCKING LOSER NERD. AS YOu ARE. YOu MuST HAVE BEEN ASLEEP. WHEN THE BIOLOGY CLASS AT YOuR OLD SCHOOL. DISCuSSED GENETICS. BECAuSE BEING A LATE BLOOMER. IS FuCKING GENETIC. AND I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.
T8h I probably was asleep. Well whatever I still doubt you're just gonna shoot up like a fuckin' rocket and hit like, six feet? I'll probably always be taller than you.
IMPOSSIBLE. HOW THE FuCK CAN YOu GET THE LAST SAY. WHEN I ALREADY FuLLY INTEND TO DO SO?
Uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh.Â
Ugh.
THAT WASNâT EVEN A WORD. FOR SOMEONE WHO ACTuALLY BOTHERS. DOING THEIR FuCKING HOMEWORK. YOu ARE uNBELIEVABLY STuPID.
FuCK THAT NOISE. I WOuLD JuST DROP OuT. IF IT CAME TO THAT. WHAT THE HELL. IS EVEN THE POINT?
There probably 8nât a point but I have a vast majority of plans for myself so I kinda feel oblig8ed to see those through. No oneâs stopping you from being a dead end though.
FuCK YOu. I MAY NOT. ACTuALLY HAVE A PLAN. OR ANYTHING. BuT. SHuT uP. THATâS NONE OF YOuR FuCKING BuSINESS.
Yeah well it's everyone's business now considering you've just posted it online for all to see, smooth moves. Â But it's gr8 to see I'm right again, as usual.
YOu LEAVE MY SISTER THE FuCK OuT OF THIS. uNLESS YOu WANT TO HAVE. EVEN LESS TEETH. THAN I DO.
Iâd like to see you fucking try, Caliborn. You can barely even reach my chin, genius. Have fun with that.
THATâS WHAT BLuNT INSTRuMENTS ARE FOR. BESIDES. IâM NOT FINISHED GROWING YET. YOu STuPID BITCH.
Caliborn, 8n't you my age? Or older? I doubt you're gonna gro much more anyways. And please, if you come at me with a blunt object (or any kinda object for that matter) I 8n't letting you within 8 feet of me, shrimpo.
IT IS TOO LATE. I HAVE SEEN THE TAGS. HA HA HA. PATHETIC.
Well see, unlike you, Umbra, the idea of being stuck in high school until Iâm 20 doesnât appeal to me.
FuCK THAT NOISE. I WOuLD JuST DROP OuT. IF IT CAME TO THAT. WHAT THE HELL. IS EVEN THE POINT?
There probably 8n't a point but I have a vast majority of plans for myself so I kinda feel oblig8ed to see those through. No one's stopping you from being a dead end though.
I WILL NEVER GIVE uP. AND WHAT THE FuCK IS THE POINT. OF YOuR PATHETIC PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TAGS? FuCKING BuLLSHIT.
Itâs kind of my way of getting the last say, which regardless of tags I will get. I always get the last say. Always.
IMPOSSIBLE. HOW THE FuCK CAN YOu GET THE LAST SAY. WHEN I ALREADY FuLLY INTEND TO DO SO?
Uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh.Â
Ugh.
SOCIAL CuES MY ASS. I REALLY DONâT FuCKING CARE. WHAT EVERYONE THINKS OF ME. I JuST HAD TO FuCKING SCHOOL. STRIDERâS SHITTY MINI ME. ABOuT THAT. LAST NIGHT.
Well thatâs fine if you want your sister, whatever her name is, to best you again. The dumber and ruder you act the better sheâs gonna seemâŠÂ
But thatâs none of my business. Nope, no, no siree. Enjoy your missing tooth and potential assault charge!
YOu LEAVE MY SISTER THE FuCK OuT OF THIS. uNLESS YOu WANT TO HAVE. EVEN LESS TEETH. THAN I DO.
I'd like to see you fucking try, Caliborn. You can barely even reach my chin, genius. Have fun with that.