Archibald Asparagus

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how is your wife doing 🥺🥺🥺

Who

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Archibald Asparagus

yeah

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how do you do anything with no hands and legs

ohhh fuckkkk you

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giving you inspiration

giving you a wooden stick from a tree up your wrist veins

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poopibald

ok

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you are as beautiful as the stars above

who even are you

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you are an inspiration to me

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the stairs are beautiful tonight

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do you believe in true love

i believe in coquelicot

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$3000 or one (1) prostate orgasm from huey scallion what are you taking

3000 so I csn bribe hubert to do it 3000 times for a dollar each

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how is the pregnancy going along archie...

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i didn't think your monocle was actually because you had impaired vision i just thought you were a stupid british sub twink i'm sorry

racistttttttttt

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are you an alpha or an omega archibald

I have a job what does this mean

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why do larry's silly songs trigger you... why did you cancel him back in good ol' 98

Back in '98? You mean more like 988 with the amount of suicidal thoughts that cuke gave me

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why don't you just wear glasses or contacts or something... jimmy and the peach do that why you gotta be pretentious with the eyewear you look punchable

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i like the asparagus of la mancha segment but the amount of facial hair you and lunt had to wear was horrifying... do you prefer clean shaven looks in your roles or do you like to play with looks with beards/staches and stuff

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hi Archie :-)

Why it green