Desire & Dream

Perhaps this will keep you safe for a while

[tintenoa]

all of my recent kenshi art!! love these silly little guys in my computer

[rowansinjune]

All wizards are godless heretics who make mockery of the cosmic order and the sacredness of life /horny

[archmaguseirving]

Yeah! This mortal gets it!

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[saylercreates]

[concoctionboy]

I can honestly say that I have never worn a cursed amulet.

Or a non-cursed amulet.

Or anything else, really.

Well, okay, I did briefly wear a hat once.

[archmaguseirving]

You may reconsider giving in to the temptation of a cursed amulet at least once in your life…

[mold-wizard]

Just got a +2 can opener at a wizard yard sale. Don't really see myself getting a lot of use out of it, but it was so cheap I couldn't pass it up.

[archmaguseirving]

This mold gets it!

[feefal]

Copper evolution line! Your daily blend of educational and fictional art content

[mold-wizard]

Remember, wizard kids, just say no to demonic pacts.

[archmaguseirving]

I for one believe demonic pacts are a valuable lesson in growing up amongst the arcane but perhaps my values are now seen as archaic!

[concoctionboy]

Every once in a while I think maybe it's time I should try to do something about the weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator, but then I remember that I don't feel like it.

[archmaguseirving]

You should invite me over to collapse that, or transport it somewhere where everyone around it will most assuredly be safe!

I promise I can be trusted wjth your weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator!

[concoctionboy]

Well, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so I don't want to invite people over to mess with portals without her permission, so we'll see what she says about it.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I could use a hellish portal. Send it over to my restaurant.

[concoctionboy]

I mean... I think I personally would be more than fine with sending the hellish portal to your restaurant if it meant getting it out of here; I don't know what you plan to do with it but I think it's really more annoying than dangerous and I don't think you're likely to do much more harm with it than it's already doing; but again it's up to @unexpectedly-wizardposting.

[unexpectedly-wizardposting]

...it sometimes leads to places I actually like, so I can't really be alright with giving it up. I gotta hold onto it.

[concoctionboy]

Sorry, @archmaguseirving and @evilconcoctionboy; you heard @unexpectedly-wizardposting. I guess the portal in the refrigerator stays.

I admit I'm kind of worried that someday something is going to reach out of that portal and grab me and pull me into some kind of horrible nightmare dimension, but I guess if that happens there'll be plenty of other mes still around, so it won't be a big deal.

...Come to think of it, I guess I don't know for sure that hasn't already happened to another copy of me.

[archmaguseirving]

Something most assuredly will grab you. You are not safe - I am your best bet for survival!

But maybe I could just come look at it - just a quick peeksies - an ol’ in n’ out operashun!

[concoctionboy]

I mean, like I said, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so it's her decision. I'd definitely be interested in learning more about the portal, like where it came from or where it connects to, but I don't feel like I can really have you come over and look at the portal without her permission.

[archmaguseirving]

So you live there, but it’s not truly your own dwelling then? You poor miserable slime… you deserve so much better. Cannot even have your own company over, you may consider petitioning for slime rights!

[concoctionboy]

I mean, I don't need much and honestly I'd probably be fine just living out in a forest or swamp or cave somewhere, but @unexpectedly-wizardposting invited me to stay at her house and sometimes it's kind of nice to be under an actual roof and have, like, air conditioning and convenient internet access.

Although the HOA here is kind of a pain in the neck.

[osha-cafeteria-worker]

god doesn't count hoas under "thou shalt not kill" so if you dissolved them you could still go to heaven

[concoctionboy]

You may be surprised how many people have tried to convince me to murder the HOA.

[archmaguseirving]

No surprise at all! If the housing market was a society, your HOA would be the pestilent scourge that rots its foundations. You call those people human? Nay, they’re urchins and scamps; worms that writhe and shit and eat and pride on the gloom of displeasure.

Rotten.

[concoctionboy]

Every once in a while I think maybe it's time I should try to do something about the weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator, but then I remember that I don't feel like it.

[archmaguseirving]

You should invite me over to collapse that, or transport it somewhere where everyone around it will most assuredly be safe!

I promise I can be trusted wjth your weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator!

[concoctionboy]

Well, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so I don't want to invite people over to mess with portals without her permission, so we'll see what she says about it.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I could use a hellish portal. Send it over to my restaurant.

[concoctionboy]

I mean... I think I personally would be more than fine with sending the hellish portal to your restaurant if it meant getting it out of here; I don't know what you plan to do with it but I think it's really more annoying than dangerous and I don't think you're likely to do much more harm with it than it's already doing; but again it's up to @unexpectedly-wizardposting.

[unexpectedly-wizardposting]

...it sometimes leads to places I actually like, so I can't really be alright with giving it up. I gotta hold onto it.

[concoctionboy]

Sorry, @archmaguseirving and @evilconcoctionboy; you heard @unexpectedly-wizardposting. I guess the portal in the refrigerator stays.

I admit I'm kind of worried that someday something is going to reach out of that portal and grab me and pull me into some kind of horrible nightmare dimension, but I guess if that happens there'll be plenty of other mes still around, so it won't be a big deal.

...Come to think of it, I guess I don't know for sure that hasn't already happened to another copy of me.

[archmaguseirving]

Something most assuredly will grab you. You are not safe - I am your best bet for survival!

But maybe I could just come look at it - just a quick peeksies - an ol’ in n’ out operashun!

[concoctionboy]

I mean, like I said, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so it's her decision. I'd definitely be interested in learning more about the portal, like where it came from or where it connects to, but I don't feel like I can really have you come over and look at the portal without her permission.

[archmaguseirving]

So you live there, but it’s not truly your own dwelling then? You poor miserable slime… you deserve so much better. Cannot even have your own company over, you may consider petitioning for slime rights!

[evil-concoction-boy]

Normally I make people spin the wheel to decide what their job should be at my restaurant but I lost my hell portal summoner in The Accident and I really need one because health inspection is next week. If you know how to summon portals to hell, or know somebody else that does, get in contact with me.

[archmaguseirving]

I think you and I could work together to acquire such a rift in spacetime.

What say we join forces and infiltrate @unexpectedly-wizardposting ‘s arcane dominion?

[evil-concoction-boy]

We have to get this done quick. I currently have the health inspectors and police held hostage but I'm not sure how long they will be secure for.

[archmaguseirving]

Lucky for you I know a spot of chronomancy! We’ll make them believe they just got to your establishment!

So… hm… what kind of infiltration skills do you bring to the planning board?

[small-bambi]

Harrison Wood Hsiang

[evil-concoction-boy]

Normally I make people spin the wheel to decide what their job should be at my restaurant but I lost my hell portal summoner in The Accident and I really need one because health inspection is next week. If you know how to summon portals to hell, or know somebody else that does, get in contact with me.

[archmaguseirving]

I think you and I could work together to acquire such a rift in spacetime.

What say we join forces and infiltrate @unexpectedly-wizardposting ‘s arcane dominion?

[concoctionboy]

Every once in a while I think maybe it's time I should try to do something about the weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator, but then I remember that I don't feel like it.

[archmaguseirving]

You should invite me over to collapse that, or transport it somewhere where everyone around it will most assuredly be safe!

I promise I can be trusted wjth your weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator!

[concoctionboy]

Well, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so I don't want to invite people over to mess with portals without her permission, so we'll see what she says about it.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I could use a hellish portal. Send it over to my restaurant.

[concoctionboy]

I mean... I think I personally would be more than fine with sending the hellish portal to your restaurant if it meant getting it out of here; I don't know what you plan to do with it but I think it's really more annoying than dangerous and I don't think you're likely to do much more harm with it than it's already doing; but again it's up to @unexpectedly-wizardposting.

[unexpectedly-wizardposting]

...it sometimes leads to places I actually like, so I can't really be alright with giving it up. I gotta hold onto it.

[concoctionboy]

Sorry, @archmaguseirving and @evilconcoctionboy; you heard @unexpectedly-wizardposting. I guess the portal in the refrigerator stays.

I admit I'm kind of worried that someday something is going to reach out of that portal and grab me and pull me into some kind of horrible nightmare dimension, but I guess if that happens there'll be plenty of other mes still around, so it won't be a big deal.

...Come to think of it, I guess I don't know for sure that hasn't already happened to another copy of me.

[archmaguseirving]

Something most assuredly will grab you. You are not safe - I am your best bet for survival!

But maybe I could just come look at it - just a quick peeksies - an ol’ in n’ out operashun!

[zshooes]

he needs it….

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tarottchotchkes]

So cute! Had to pass it on!

[archmaguseirving]

Very companion shaped.

[shittyalchemist]

I’m lost in the sauce (scrolling mindlessly until time and space have lost all meaning and I am a puddle of nothing at the foot of creation)

[archmaguseirving]

Impossible, due to discovery and being: you will never be nothing!