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a himbo whose deeply in love with a powerful, dorky, clumsy sorcerer/manservant is something that can be so personal
the token gay friend? no, u misheard me. i’m the tolkein gay friend. i’m gay and i love lord of the rings
besties I think there’s a lot going on at the moment
Lúthien and Huan the Hound of Valinor
i love myself but i dont love me back
I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost
No hate but
“Both normal and cis” you wanna run that by me one more time?
What’s not clicking
Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012
Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021
Plot twist. It’s the same ship.
Plot twist. It's the same fic.
i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”
let me assign you a love language which won’t make sense
sometimes you just gotta put your hand up your shirt and hold ur boob and thats life
i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever
you guys ever just
That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass
The letter didn’t come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkien’s response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:
25 July 1938 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford
Dear Sirs,
Thank you for your letter. … I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.
Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.
I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully
J.R.R. Tolkien.
(Letter 30)
The Hobbit wasn’t published in German until 1957.
This might just be the politest “fuck you” ever written.
W.h.a.t.
Not just “I wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I don’t,” but also “you do realize that’s not what ‘Aryan’ actually means, right,” and “you guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.”
Nazis: Are you Aryan?
Noted linguistics freak Tolkien: Are you?
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.
reblog and put in the tags the last book you read, the book you’re currently reading and the next book on your list
love it when you reach the end of all the horrors and joys of the lord of the rings and you're reminded against your will of the grima wormtongue hobbit-eating conspiracy. love that
WHERE'S LOTHO
me, anytime there’s fog: Whoa am i about to be haunted by physical manifestations of my inner turmoil, flaws as a human being and past wrongdoings and also pyramid head who is there solely for the sake of marketing?