>>Desbug: Pokemon Sword in a Nutshell sentence starters
“Oh geez, what is my name?”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute! You’re not a professor...”
“This is not how pokemon is supposed to start.”
“Here’s a freaking ________, impressive, isn’t it?”
“What was that? What, did you kill a bug just now or something.”
“Do they have bugs here?”
“You never lose? Oh, so humble.”
“I’m making mac and cheese... And NOBODY can stop me.”
“I’m just watching some YouTube. Oh, I was watching that battle from before.”
“I wonder if I subscribed to _________.”
“Put in a T-posing Charizard.”
“Imagine if you had to wait for a loading screen every time you left your house.”
“Did you just call me weak? I will actually ANNIHILATE you.”
“You’re telling me this grown man can’t find a house? His own house, I assume, at one point?”
“I don’t know what’s going on. Just like everything else in my life.”
“I’m sorry, where did the butt-rock come from? I wasn’t prepared for this.”
“Look at that huge crowd of at least 10 people.”
“Uhh... What’s a dragon gonna show a BUNNY?”
“Get your weird water lizard outta my face!”
“You best remember that and not challenge me 8 more times along this journey we are about to embark on.”
“Calm down there, sugarplum.”
“And they vanished without a trace leaving me all-- Oh! He’s right over there.”
“I was... But apparently, you can tell with your eyes that are definitely in the back of your skull!”
“At least take me out to dinner before you get your fog all over me, okay?”
“Oh my god, it ate a nut at me!”
“It made a sheep noise at me, whatever will I do?”
“You have no right to be that cute, what the hell?”
“Oh yeah, it’s the big bracelet.”
“Because if you aren’t making your pokemon big are you even doing it right?”
“At least I made it all of five feet before he stopped to talk to me.”
“Oof! He do a roar!”
“Whoa! That is some intense rain, out of literally nowhere, considering 4 feet that way it wasn’t raining!”
“The list of things I’ve seen now contains everything!”