Passenger is good actually u guys are just mean

Watch out for possible spoilers

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Gravel: Do you think you’re good in bed?

Doctor: Hell yeah, I’m so fucking good at sleeping

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Ifrit: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella?

Saria: Don’t ever talk to me again

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Texas: Hey can you help me with my zipper?

Sora: Yeah sure

Texas:

Sora:

Texas: UP Sora

Sora: Right, sorry

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Swire: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Ch'en: I'm pretending you're in jail.

Swire: Why?

Ch'en: It's spiritually healing.

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Gummy: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Istina: Myxine Circifrons

Gummy:

Gummy: Fsh

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Closure: What if Doctor was suddenly 20 meters tall?

Kal'tsit: Every day I wonder how deeply I offended you that you must seek me out to ask me these questions

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Broca: It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown, which is why my face is so fucking ripped, I will kick your ass

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Tallulah: W, Faust's been swearing.

W, sighing: I will talk to him.

W: What the fuck, Faust?

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Gavial: I love the whole “good cop/bad cop” thing you two have going.

Doctor: It’s not really a thing. It’s more like I’m nice, and Kal'tsit is not.

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Skadi: Grani and I are dating

Gladiia: *gasp*

Doctor: *gasp*

Amiya: *gasp*

Grani: *gasp*

Skadi:

Skadi: Grani, why are you surprised?

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Kal'tsit: I was never one to hold a grudge. The Doctor held grudges. I’ll always hate them for that.

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Texas: So, I’m having problems with this girl-

Lappland: "Her body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like her" problems?

Texas: I like her-

Lappland: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Amiya: Ace, can you do me a favor? You can say no.

Ace: I would literally die for you but go on.

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Hoshiguma: Are you going to be able to be civil to Che'n?

Swire: I'M perfectly civil. SHE'S the stupid garbage-head doo-doo face

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Doctor: I like my energy drinks like I like my men

Doctor: Terrible for my heart and keeping me up all night

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Chiave: What's the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like, I'm horny for Halloween but I don't wanna fuck a pumpkin, you feel?

Broca: ...Do you mean excited?

[arknights-incorrect-quotes]

Mountain: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.