Gravel: Do you think you’re good in bed?
Doctor: Hell yeah, I’m so fucking good at sleeping
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@arknights-incorrect-quotes
Gravel: Do you think you’re good in bed?
Doctor: Hell yeah, I’m so fucking good at sleeping
Ifrit: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella?
Saria: Don’t ever talk to me again
Texas: Hey can you help me with my zipper?
Sora: Yeah sure
Texas:
Sora:
Texas: UP Sora
Sora: Right, sorry
Swire: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Ch'en: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Swire: Why?
Ch'en: It's spiritually healing.
Gummy: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Istina: Myxine Circifrons
Gummy:
Gummy: Fsh
Closure: What if Doctor was suddenly 20 meters tall?
Kal'tsit: Every day I wonder how deeply I offended you that you must seek me out to ask me these questions
Broca: It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown, which is why my face is so fucking ripped, I will kick your ass
Tallulah: W, Faust's been swearing.
W, sighing: I will talk to him.
W: What the fuck, Faust?
Gavial: I love the whole “good cop/bad cop” thing you two have going.
Doctor: It’s not really a thing. It’s more like I’m nice, and Kal'tsit is not.
Skadi: Grani and I are dating
Gladiia: *gasp*
Doctor: *gasp*
Amiya: *gasp*
Grani: *gasp*
Skadi:
Skadi: Grani, why are you surprised?
Kal'tsit: I was never one to hold a grudge. The Doctor held grudges. I’ll always hate them for that.
Texas: So, I’m having problems with this girl-
Lappland: "Her body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like her" problems?
Texas: I like her-
Lappland: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one
Amiya: Ace, can you do me a favor? You can say no.
Ace: I would literally die for you but go on.
Hoshiguma: Are you going to be able to be civil to Che'n?
Swire: I'M perfectly civil. SHE'S the stupid garbage-head doo-doo face
Doctor: I like my energy drinks like I like my men
Doctor: Terrible for my heart and keeping me up all night
Chiave: What's the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like, I'm horny for Halloween but I don't wanna fuck a pumpkin, you feel?
Broca: ...Do you mean excited?
Mountain: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.