Arlo!!

Tma rp blog

[arlointhearchives]

intro!!

Hey!! My name is Arlo, I’m 23, and i recently got a job at the Magnus Institute (London)! I don’t actually work in the archives lol, i’m a researcher, i just thought it’d sound cool. Feel free to send asks, or just talk! I look forward to making new friends :)

Ooc here! This is an OC blog, vaguely placed around s2! i look forward to seeing you all :) ooc will mainly be kept contained to the tags i think, but just incase, i’ll speak like this while Arlo will be normal text. Account run by @genderfluidratswitheyes

rules!

-No NSFW, i’m asexual & a minor

-Go nuts otherwise

[nem-does-things]

Hey we do kinda the same things!! Except i dont do interviews i just kinda do a lot of breaking and entering and cyberstalking normal research!! and also im employed at the magnus institute thats also pretty different i think

- @arlointhearchives

WE DO?!?

It's so nice to meet people with the same interests as me :D

Have you met anything interesting? I met a super nice person who said he knew a werewolf once.

[arlointhearchives]

just the normal, you know, a few Leitners and general artefacts lol

a lot of dead people tbh its unfortunate

also that time with the weird worms...

[nem-does-things]

Noooo, I'm sad for all the dead people D:

Ooo tell me more about the worms! Sometimes I eat the small ones that I find. I cook them first though! I'm not a barbarian!

[arlointhearchives]

they almost felt sentient...

The insurance guy said it was supernatural.

one burrowed into my cheek like it was trying to get into my brain...

wasnt nice getting it out tbh, haha. and the consussion from falling over from bloodloss... its fine tho

[nem-does-things]

Oh no, I hope you're alright!

Sentient worms don't sound fun. I kinda feel bad for eating their brethren now.

[arlointhearchives]

its fine we killed them wirh co2

[nem-does-things]

What's Co2? Is it some super-secret archives thing?

What are the archives, anyway?

[arlointhearchives]

It's like, evil air.

Also, the archives is a place where all the statements are filed in my place of work! i dont actually work there, im a researcher, but i thought itd sound fun :)

[nem-does-things]

AIR CAN BE EVIL?! Well, I guess it's not all bad if it stopped my new friend from dying!

Oooh, so there's information there? Maybe I can stop by sometime! Or not. I have no idea how these letters are getting to you.

[arlointhearchives]

air can be REALLY evil :(

yeahh i dont think we're anywhere close by? I'm in london, anyhow. Your letters look pretty old tbh

also YAY FRIENDS

[nem-does-things]

What does the evil air do?

What's London? I guess we're not close by :( it would be nice to pay you a visit!

YAY FRIENDS :D

[arlointhearchives]

kill you

London is the city i live!! and man. wish i could like. teleport

[nem-does-things]

Are there any nice magical creatures in London?

You could ask a vampire! I think they can teleport to magical beacons. They aren't really easy to contact though, so I understand if that doesn't work.

[arlointhearchives]

Haven't met any! probably

haven't met any vampires either, i think... will keep that in mind though!

[nem-does-things]

Hey we do kinda the same things!! Except i dont do interviews i just kinda do a lot of breaking and entering and cyberstalking normal research!! and also im employed at the magnus institute thats also pretty different i think

- @arlointhearchives

WE DO?!?

It's so nice to meet people with the same interests as me :D

Have you met anything interesting? I met a super nice person who said he knew a werewolf once.

[arlointhearchives]

just the normal, you know, a few Leitners and general artefacts lol

a lot of dead people tbh its unfortunate

also that time with the weird worms...

[nem-does-things]

Noooo, I'm sad for all the dead people D:

Ooo tell me more about the worms! Sometimes I eat the small ones that I find. I cook them first though! I'm not a barbarian!

[arlointhearchives]

they almost felt sentient...

The insurance guy said it was supernatural.

one burrowed into my cheek like it was trying to get into my brain...

wasnt nice getting it out tbh, haha. and the consussion from falling over from bloodloss... its fine tho

[nem-does-things]

Oh no, I hope you're alright!

Sentient worms don't sound fun. I kinda feel bad for eating their brethren now.

[arlointhearchives]

its fine we killed them wirh co2

[nem-does-things]

What's Co2? Is it some super-secret archives thing?

What are the archives, anyway?

[arlointhearchives]

It's like, evil air.

Also, the archives is a place where all the statements are filed in my place of work! i dont actually work there, im a researcher, but i thought itd sound fun :)

[nem-does-things]

AIR CAN BE EVIL?! Well, I guess it's not all bad if it stopped my new friend from dying!

Oooh, so there's information there? Maybe I can stop by sometime! Or not. I have no idea how these letters are getting to you.

[arlointhearchives]

air can be REALLY evil :(

yeahh i dont think we're anywhere close by? I'm in london, anyhow. Your letters look pretty old tbh

also YAY FRIENDS

[nem-does-things]

What does the evil air do?

What's London? I guess we're not close by :( it would be nice to pay you a visit!

YAY FRIENDS :D

[arlointhearchives]

kill you

London is the city i live!! and man. wish i could like. teleport

[nem-does-things]

Hey we do kinda the same things!! Except i dont do interviews i just kinda do a lot of breaking and entering and cyberstalking normal research!! and also im employed at the magnus institute thats also pretty different i think

- @arlointhearchives

WE DO?!?

It's so nice to meet people with the same interests as me :D

Have you met anything interesting? I met a super nice person who said he knew a werewolf once.

[arlointhearchives]

just the normal, you know, a few Leitners and general artefacts lol

a lot of dead people tbh its unfortunate

also that time with the weird worms...

[nem-does-things]

Noooo, I'm sad for all the dead people D:

Ooo tell me more about the worms! Sometimes I eat the small ones that I find. I cook them first though! I'm not a barbarian!

[arlointhearchives]

they almost felt sentient...

The insurance guy said it was supernatural.

one burrowed into my cheek like it was trying to get into my brain...

wasnt nice getting it out tbh, haha. and the consussion from falling over from bloodloss... its fine tho

[nem-does-things]

Oh no, I hope you're alright!

Sentient worms don't sound fun. I kinda feel bad for eating their brethren now.

[arlointhearchives]

its fine we killed them wirh co2

[nem-does-things]

What's Co2? Is it some super-secret archives thing?

What are the archives, anyway?

[arlointhearchives]

It's like, evil air.

Also, the archives is a place where all the statements are filed in my place of work! i dont actually work there, im a researcher, but i thought itd sound fun :)

[nem-does-things]

AIR CAN BE EVIL?! Well, I guess it's not all bad if it stopped my new friend from dying!

Oooh, so there's information there? Maybe I can stop by sometime! Or not. I have no idea how these letters are getting to you.

[arlointhearchives]

air can be REALLY evil :(

yeahh i dont think we're anywhere close by? I'm in london, anyhow. Your letters look pretty old tbh

also YAY FRIENDS

[nem-does-things]

Hey we do kinda the same things!! Except i dont do interviews i just kinda do a lot of breaking and entering and cyberstalking normal research!! and also im employed at the magnus institute thats also pretty different i think

- @arlointhearchives

WE DO?!?

It's so nice to meet people with the same interests as me :D

Have you met anything interesting? I met a super nice person who said he knew a werewolf once.

[arlointhearchives]

just the normal, you know, a few Leitners and general artefacts lol

a lot of dead people tbh its unfortunate

also that time with the weird worms...

[nem-does-things]

Noooo, I'm sad for all the dead people D:

Ooo tell me more about the worms! Sometimes I eat the small ones that I find. I cook them first though! I'm not a barbarian!

[arlointhearchives]

they almost felt sentient...

The insurance guy said it was supernatural.

one burrowed into my cheek like it was trying to get into my brain...

wasnt nice getting it out tbh, haha. and the consussion from falling over from bloodloss... its fine tho

[nem-does-things]

Oh no, I hope you're alright!

Sentient worms don't sound fun. I kinda feel bad for eating their brethren now.

[arlointhearchives]

its fine we killed them wirh co2

[nem-does-things]

What's Co2? Is it some super-secret archives thing?

What are the archives, anyway?

[arlointhearchives]

It's like, evil air.

Also, the archives is a place where all the statements are filed in my place of work! i dont actually work there, im a researcher, but i thought itd sound fun :)

[nem-does-things]

Hey we do kinda the same things!! Except i dont do interviews i just kinda do a lot of breaking and entering and cyberstalking normal research!! and also im employed at the magnus institute thats also pretty different i think

- @arlointhearchives

WE DO?!?

It's so nice to meet people with the same interests as me :D

Have you met anything interesting? I met a super nice person who said he knew a werewolf once.

[arlointhearchives]

just the normal, you know, a few Leitners and general artefacts lol

a lot of dead people tbh its unfortunate

also that time with the weird worms...

[nem-does-things]

Noooo, I'm sad for all the dead people D:

Ooo tell me more about the worms! Sometimes I eat the small ones that I find. I cook them first though! I'm not a barbarian!

[arlointhearchives]

they almost felt sentient...

The insurance guy said it was supernatural.

one burrowed into my cheek like it was trying to get into my brain...

wasnt nice getting it out tbh, haha. and the consussion from falling over from bloodloss... its fine tho

[nem-does-things]

Oh no, I hope you're alright!

Sentient worms don't sound fun. I kinda feel bad for eating their brethren now.

[arlointhearchives]

its fine we killed them wirh co2

[nem-does-things]

Hey we do kinda the same things!! Except i dont do interviews i just kinda do a lot of breaking and entering and cyberstalking normal research!! and also im employed at the magnus institute thats also pretty different i think

- @arlointhearchives

WE DO?!?

It's so nice to meet people with the same interests as me :D

Have you met anything interesting? I met a super nice person who said he knew a werewolf once.

[arlointhearchives]

just the normal, you know, a few Leitners and general artefacts lol

a lot of dead people tbh its unfortunate

also that time with the weird worms...

[nem-does-things]

Noooo, I'm sad for all the dead people D:

Ooo tell me more about the worms! Sometimes I eat the small ones that I find. I cook them first though! I'm not a barbarian!

[arlointhearchives]

they almost felt sentient...

The insurance guy said it was supernatural.

one burrowed into my cheek like it was trying to get into my brain...

wasnt nice getting it out tbh, haha. and the consussion from falling over from bloodloss... its fine tho

[nem-does-things]

Hey we do kinda the same things!! Except i dont do interviews i just kinda do a lot of breaking and entering and cyberstalking normal research!! and also im employed at the magnus institute thats also pretty different i think

- @arlointhearchives

WE DO?!?

It's so nice to meet people with the same interests as me :D

Have you met anything interesting? I met a super nice person who said he knew a werewolf once.

[arlointhearchives]

just the normal, you know, a few Leitners and general artefacts lol

a lot of dead people tbh its unfortunate

also that time with the weird worms...

[do-not-u-dare]

…unfortunately for me…

goodnight, tumblr

im going back to school tomorrow 😔

<3 love y’all

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(i hope you can see the heart)

[satan-offical]

Hey chat while bellabookworm is asleep can we blow up this post to freak them out

[nixie-offical]

Got it satan

[feelingautistic]

Exciting news for the cute shark lovers of the world! We finally have a recorded sighting of a baby great white shark, likely only a few hours old.

The question of where great white sharks give birth still remains a mystery to this day but this footage may suggest the coasts of California, where the footage was taken, are a site where these sharks give birth.

[sharksplease]

Shark fact:

Sharks will wear Remoras as hats. This is because they are best friends.

[hitmehardnsweet]

in honor of shark week starting tomorrow 🦈

[thedeepsharks]

🙂

[escuerzoresucitado]

[definitely-a-lake]

Trick or treat :D

treat!!!! you get a TANGOO

[magnus-institute-accounting-dept]

hello Mr. Uh, Simson, was it? Sorry, I’m not good with names.

I’m, uh, a researcher — Arlo’s the name — and i was sort of wondering what an accountant even does at the Institute?

-@arlointhearchives

Hi Arlo, good to meet you!

My last name is Sampson, but no worries, and feel free to just call me Alex. My usual duties are general accounting: keeping track of the finances, approving reimbursement requests, balancing the books. Very much not a “supernatural” job, despite me working at the Magnus Institute.

On the few, unfortunate occasions where someone suffers an injury (or death) in the line of duty, I have the lovely (awful) job of doing a valuation on their life. It’s a depressing part of my job, to be sure.

[genderfluidratswitheyes]

that... honestly sounds worse than

breaking and entering

researching for the Institute i am so sorry

[magnus-institute-accounting-dept]

It’s probably just a different kind of horrible fate. I’m not subjected to the supernatural horrors, but I am in the trenches of capitalism and spreadsheets.

[arlointhearchives]

Fair enough. Those worms sure were something to deal with… hey, whaddya mean by supernatural horrors tho?

[magnus-institute-accounting-dept]

I mean the worms. I’m no biologist, but those worms were not normal. I watched one purposefully unplug my mini fridge. I didn’t even know worms could do that.

[genderfluidratswitheyes]

oh, yeah, i got one to the face. felt like it whispered, kind of, i think it wanted to burrow to my brain? hah.

uh, i dug it out though, and im fine now so whatever.

[magnus-institute-accounting-dept]

I’m glad you dug it out. If that resulted in any trips to A&E, we’ll cover the bill, if there is one. I, uh, I hope that hasn’t had any consequences, the worm I mean.

I did not enjoy the worms. I don’t know how but I also saw one eat through a can of RedBull. Just… straight through the aluminum.

It was a seasonal flavor, too. I was pissed.

[arlointhearchives]

oh no, not the seasonal flavours!!

and it's fine, my insurance covered it. luckily. Didn't do any big damage besides a scar... and a small concussion from falling. Long story.

[magnus-institute-accounting-dept]

Glad your insurance actually did what it was supposed to, that’s rare. As for the concussion… hope that’s healed well, I guess?

And yeah, it was the seasonal flavor. I was so mad I just laid down under my desk for the rest of the day.

[arlointhearchives]

i get that, i get that. I took a few days off after the worm thing

turns out a bandaid isn't the best idea against a gaping hole in someone's face, who wouldve thunken (looking at Mr. Bouchard)

probably oversharing there, sorry

[magnus-institute-accounting-dept]

hello Mr. Uh, Simson, was it? Sorry, I’m not good with names.

I’m, uh, a researcher — Arlo’s the name — and i was sort of wondering what an accountant even does at the Institute?

-@arlointhearchives

Hi Arlo, good to meet you!

My last name is Sampson, but no worries, and feel free to just call me Alex. My usual duties are general accounting: keeping track of the finances, approving reimbursement requests, balancing the books. Very much not a “supernatural” job, despite me working at the Magnus Institute.

On the few, unfortunate occasions where someone suffers an injury (or death) in the line of duty, I have the lovely (awful) job of doing a valuation on their life. It’s a depressing part of my job, to be sure.

[genderfluidratswitheyes]

that... honestly sounds worse than

breaking and entering

researching for the Institute i am so sorry

[magnus-institute-accounting-dept]

It’s probably just a different kind of horrible fate. I’m not subjected to the supernatural horrors, but I am in the trenches of capitalism and spreadsheets.

[arlointhearchives]

Fair enough. Those worms sure were something to deal with… hey, whaddya mean by supernatural horrors tho?

[magnus-institute-accounting-dept]

I mean the worms. I’m no biologist, but those worms were not normal. I watched one purposefully unplug my mini fridge. I didn’t even know worms could do that.

[genderfluidratswitheyes]

oh, yeah, i got one to the face. felt like it whispered, kind of, i think it wanted to burrow to my brain? hah.

uh, i dug it out though, and im fine now so whatever.

[magnus-institute-accounting-dept]

I’m glad you dug it out. If that resulted in any trips to A&E, we’ll cover the bill, if there is one. I, uh, I hope that hasn’t had any consequences, the worm I mean.

I did not enjoy the worms. I don’t know how but I also saw one eat through a can of RedBull. Just… straight through the aluminum.

It was a seasonal flavor, too. I was pissed.

[arlointhearchives]

oh no, not the seasonal flavours!!

and it's fine, my insurance covered it. luckily. Didn't do any big damage besides a scar... and a small concussion from falling. Long story.