gay

fuck you mayor

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ill have u know i in fact, am the toe anon big surprise im also palademigodjade im everyone how? im the toe god

i support ur endeavors toe god you’re keeping this place alive

and interesting

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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE

vore and partial vore

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smokey the bear has a h i t l i s t???

“And we’re right at the tippy-top!”

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ilysm bro

we love u too btw <3

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hey have you ever stuck your dick in a mug of hot sauce before.

ANON NO WHY WHAT THE FUCK

yes

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the year is 9. some fucker is touchin cow tits, and hoo boy, he's about to invent cereal

skip the middle man. Use your mouth.

Edit: APOCCY HELLO?????????

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man those feet anons really are weird,, sure glad I don't make jokes about feet worms

.....thanks for making me aware of the existence of feet worms! time to harass my friends with my new knowledge!

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how did yall meat n how long have yall been gay together?

Haha…It isn’t really anything spectacular, really. I met Apoccy when he first moved into Salem, around the time where it had calmed down quite a bit and there weren’t as many killings. I welcomed him because I thought he looked cool and I helped him unpack stuff. His hair looked like fire so I kinda guessed he’d be a cool guy. And an arsonist like me, but I didn’t really want to say that to him, because it could expose me.

I saw that he had a bunch of candles and we kind of hit it off from there? Y’know, usual first-day-in-town stuff, had a nice drink.

Uh…well, we were friends from there! But eventually it became something more, in the gradual way that things do! I, uh, kind of had a crush on him from the moment we became better friends, haha…

We’ve been together for around a year now, I think. It feels like a lot longer, but time is generally weird around here in Salem anyways, so I guess it checks out. We’ve done a lot of fun stuff together! Like cause a small forest fire. Multiple times.

I think I’m on Smokey the bear’s hitlist by now.

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Apoccy if you’re awake can I get a hoyyyeaaaahh

edit: hoooyyyyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh

get in bed with me and cuddle you nerd

edit:

HOOOOOYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAH

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do y'all like that tasty toe meat flavor

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How are things there?

…but I’m glad we’re still here. Things are getting better, that’s for sure.

(we’re really gay even more gay than before! so thats good!!!)

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*feet noises*

anon why.png

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vore

👌

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Hello there, we are towns members who do townsmemberly things such as surviving and transporting. You may recognize us from around a few towns! Whatever they say about us, they are lying. (we’re good people!!!! if you hear anything about us from anyone else they are LYING)

We’ve also survived a good ordeal of utter hell such as the infamous Juggernaut ripping up our town. Not to toot our own horns, but we stopped that. :-) (…buggy i was dead)

Uh, come ask us stuff. And don’t question the promo image.

…What do you mean look behind me (DONT)

ask / about / apoccy mun / buggy mun

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and we’re

old in town~

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we like vore

Edit:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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we are gay