"... oh, uh. Hello, internet. I am Jevin. I am primarily doing this for, mm... personal reasons. We had recently gone through a tragedy. Fun Bot recommended thinking about other things besides the whole.. disaster. I'm not used to a lot involving the internet, so I may be a bit slow. Sorry. Feel free to say or ask whatever you'd like."
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Hello! I/Mod have never done an ask blog before, and my motivation for things tends to be wonky, but I wanted to give this a try! This is a bit of an impulse thing. I have another account but this one IS a main blog for simplicity and to not be associated with my other acc. I'm very new to actually posting and interacting on this site beyond just liking stuff. I also will probably primarily use text for replies, but might also use images with some if I'm in the mood for that. If you recognize me from my art style, no you don't /j
ALSO WARNING IM SO SUPER NERVOUS.. If you are nervous then I likely am too but I don't bite I prommy 🙏
📘 Rules 📘
🔵 This is not my character! Jevin and anything sprunki belongs to NyankoBfLol. However, a lot of my own headcanons and interpretations are thrown in.
🔵 Mod is an adult, but is NOT willing to do anything NSFW.
🔵 Basic DNI criteria. Don't be weird.
🔵 I'm okay with basically anyone interacting. Any anons or fandoms or timelines. Anythings on the table for now! :)
🔵 All questions are to be addressed to Jevin, but you can ask about other characters.
🔵 NO FORCED SHIPPING WITH MY JEV PLEASE!! This particular Jevin is aroace.
🔵 If I ever do anything wrong, please feel free to let me know thru a message or something!
💙 Character Information 💙
🔵 He is bird-like in appearance, though it isn't generally seen from the cloak he wears. Hadn't thought about what exact bird. He also has feathers on most parts the robe would hide (sides/back of head and most of his torso (front/back/sides). They're soft, but he does have some insecurities about them.
🔵 He WAS a cultist, but isn't anymore. He wasn't aware of it being a cult at the time of being a part of it. He is aware now. Said cult was run by and revolved around Black. Jevin was super devoted to him until the events of horror mode happen (a big sacrifice that killed a lot of the residents). Though not being in it anymore after the horrors, he deeply regrets having supported him to begin with.
🔵 I am currently unsure about character ages, but he's probably anywhere from around late 20's to early 30's?
"Gray is fine.. he's still very weary around Durple and Simon. I don't blame him. He's mainly been around Pinki. We talk sometimes too but it isn't very frequent. He's where the rest of us are at the moment."
“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “
Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.
"You... huh? I.. hope you enjoyed it, it seems like you did, but.. what's updog? Do you mean a hotdog?"
"Can you tou-..?" He looked confused at you, before realizing why. He wasn't one to show his feathers much, preferring to have his robe over them. Wow, Simons mind sure moved around a lot. He wasn't expecting a reaction about his feathers, somewhat hoping he wouldn't comment about them, but guess he did.
",, pet my..? Oh- my.. uh. At least you're asking. I guess for.. a bit? Since you seem to really want to-? Probably not for too long though-"
[ Simon has the fastest mind on the planet I’m afraid. Always going from one topic to the nezt at lightning speed. And this? Was definitely a HOT topic ]
[ He pulled the cloak close to him while Jevin talked, rather excitedly ]
“ no way “
“ NO WAAY !! thanks bromeo !! i’ll be insanely gentle, the fuck !!! “
[ He enthusiastically began running his paws along the feathers. Giving every soft patch the attention it deserves, twisting it around in his grip ]
[ Ugh. He wants to bite a feather off so bad.. Must resist.. primal urges.. ]
Ah. He forgot how nice being pat was. Even though he usually denied physical contact, he couldn't deny that he actually liked it. Feeling the aliens paw glide over his feathers, it felt very soothing. He didn't mention that yet, though, just silently enjoying it, staying oddly still as he just let Simon do this.
[ Oh yeah we're patting the bird oh yeah patpatpapta haha teeheehee lalalala i love patting this bird teeheehe this bird is great weheehehee lalalalla ]
[ lalala lala ]
[ lalala lalala l-- ]
Ow. Yeah. That-... yeah. He kinda froze up for a few seconds upon his face being 'munched' to process it before trying to push him off a bit, somewhat in a fight or flight response, though he didn’t intend on actually running unless there were signs of aggression. He couldn't help but remember what the Simon in his world did to Brud involving biting. Though this was obviously less aggressive than that, it was still concerning.
"-- uh- can you not bite me--" He said in a bit of a rushed manner.
[ Oh but Simon DOES NOT let go ]
[ In fact?? He latches on with more resolve. Pulling Jevin's cheek out a bit more ]
[ ..I think bro is growling as well. Someone needs to tell this little alien bitch that not everything a fckn game.. /silly ]
[ As Jevin thought previously though, there is not an ounce of aggression in it. Rather he seemed to be playing ]
[ ..But people have still been hurt accidentally through his playful gestures as well, he has a track record ]
He's certainly not as energetic as Simon is. He's never been one for being particularly 'playful', usually just keeping things more calm and serious. So this isn't something he was very much used to at all. He wasn't keen on risking getting hurt, so he just.. kept trying to lightly push Simon off.
",, iiiii don't wanna be bit, uh-" He's trying to be nice.
[ A few surprised blinks. Oh! He releases Jevin’s cheek, tail swishing violently underneath the cloak ]
“ oh mb dude “
“ i’m just REALLY into this robe “
[ Wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, tongue subconsciously stuck out ]
“ you should put my jacket on. really warm. scores MAJOR bitches hehe “
“ ..and even durple at one point ? “
[ Hoodie + jacket combo is held out to him. It would smell faintly of.. blood and rot, with a heavy blanket of berry over it. He probably tried to wash and perfume the scent out ]
Jevin didn't understand why clothing would warrant being nibbled, but.. whatever. At least he was let go. He gave a nod as a quiet thanks and rubbed the side of his face a bit, looking to the jacket in his hands and then at Simon.
"... major what? Is that-.. a good thing..? Why're you calling Durple that?" Yeah, he doesn't understand the slang. He does slip on the jacket, though, only smelling the faint senses of death after putting it on. Huh. That's concerning. Maybe he actually has bitten someone.. he considered asking about it, but decided not to for now. Maybe he's paranoid. Maybe. He hoped he was paranoid.
“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “
Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.
"You... huh? I.. hope you enjoyed it, it seems like you did, but.. what's updog? Do you mean a hotdog?"
"Can you tou-..?" He looked confused at you, before realizing why. He wasn't one to show his feathers much, preferring to have his robe over them. Wow, Simons mind sure moved around a lot. He wasn't expecting a reaction about his feathers, somewhat hoping he wouldn't comment about them, but guess he did.
",, pet my..? Oh- my.. uh. At least you're asking. I guess for.. a bit? Since you seem to really want to-? Probably not for too long though-"
[ Simon has the fastest mind on the planet I’m afraid. Always going from one topic to the nezt at lightning speed. And this? Was definitely a HOT topic ]
[ He pulled the cloak close to him while Jevin talked, rather excitedly ]
“ no way “
“ NO WAAY !! thanks bromeo !! i’ll be insanely gentle, the fuck !!! “
[ He enthusiastically began running his paws along the feathers. Giving every soft patch the attention it deserves, twisting it around in his grip ]
[ Ugh. He wants to bite a feather off so bad.. Must resist.. primal urges.. ]
Ah. He forgot how nice being pat was. Even though he usually denied physical contact, he couldn't deny that he actually liked it. Feeling the aliens paw glide over his feathers, it felt very soothing. He didn't mention that yet, though, just silently enjoying it, staying oddly still as he just let Simon do this.
[ Oh yeah we're patting the bird oh yeah patpatpapta haha teeheehee lalalala i love patting this bird teeheehe this bird is great weheehehee lalalalla ]
[ lalala lala ]
[ lalala lalala l-- ]
Ow. Yeah. That-... yeah. He kinda froze up for a few seconds upon his face being 'munched' to process it before trying to push him off a bit, somewhat in a fight or flight response, though he didn’t intend on actually running unless there were signs of aggression. He couldn't help but remember what the Simon in his world did to Brud involving biting. Though this was obviously less aggressive than that, it was still concerning.
"-- uh- can you not bite me--" He said in a bit of a rushed manner.
[ Oh but Simon DOES NOT let go ]
[ In fact?? He latches on with more resolve. Pulling Jevin's cheek out a bit more ]
[ ..I think bro is growling as well. Someone needs to tell this little alien bitch that not everything a fckn game.. /silly ]
[ As Jevin thought previously though, there is not an ounce of aggression in it. Rather he seemed to be playing ]
[ ..But people have still been hurt accidentally through his playful gestures as well, he has a track record ]
He's certainly not as energetic as Simon is. He's never been one for being particularly 'playful', usually just keeping things more calm and serious. So this isn't something he was very much used to at all. He wasn't keen on risking getting hurt, so he just.. kept trying to lightly push Simon off.
",, iiiii don't wanna be bit, uh-" He's trying to be nice.
"Only as friends. He helped me a lot before the disaster happened, or at least tried to. He never trusted Black and tried to warn me, warnings I didn't listen to and now regret ignoring. It hurts thinking about him. He was very kind."
“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “
Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.
"You... huh? I.. hope you enjoyed it, it seems like you did, but.. what's updog? Do you mean a hotdog?"
"Can you tou-..?" He looked confused at you, before realizing why. He wasn't one to show his feathers much, preferring to have his robe over them. Wow, Simons mind sure moved around a lot. He wasn't expecting a reaction about his feathers, somewhat hoping he wouldn't comment about them, but guess he did.
",, pet my..? Oh- my.. uh. At least you're asking. I guess for.. a bit? Since you seem to really want to-? Probably not for too long though-"
[ Simon has the fastest mind on the planet I’m afraid. Always going from one topic to the nezt at lightning speed. And this? Was definitely a HOT topic ]
[ He pulled the cloak close to him while Jevin talked, rather excitedly ]
“ no way “
“ NO WAAY !! thanks bromeo !! i’ll be insanely gentle, the fuck !!! “
[ He enthusiastically began running his paws along the feathers. Giving every soft patch the attention it deserves, twisting it around in his grip ]
[ Ugh. He wants to bite a feather off so bad.. Must resist.. primal urges.. ]
Ah. He forgot how nice being pat was. Even though he usually denied physical contact, he couldn't deny that he actually liked it. Feeling the aliens paw glide over his feathers, it felt very soothing. He didn't mention that yet, though, just silently enjoying it, staying oddly still as he just let Simon do this.
[ Oh yeah we're patting the bird oh yeah patpatpapta haha teeheehee lalalala i love patting this bird teeheehe this bird is great weheehehee lalalalla ]
[ lalala lala ]
[ lalala lalala l-- ]
Ow. Yeah. That-... yeah. He kinda froze up for a few seconds upon his face being 'munched' to process it before trying to push him off a bit, somewhat in a fight or flight response, though he didn’t intend on actually running unless there were signs of aggression. He couldn't help but remember what the Simon in his world did to Brud involving biting. Though this was obviously less aggressive than that, it was still concerning.
"-- uh- can you not bite me--" He said in a bit of a rushed manner.
“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “
Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.
"You... huh? I.. hope you enjoyed it, it seems like you did, but.. what's updog? Do you mean a hotdog?"
"Can you tou-..?" He looked confused at you, before realizing why. He wasn't one to show his feathers much, preferring to have his robe over them. Wow, Simons mind sure moved around a lot. He wasn't expecting a reaction about his feathers, somewhat hoping he wouldn't comment about them, but guess he did.
",, pet my..? Oh- my.. uh. At least you're asking. I guess for.. a bit? Since you seem to really want to-? Probably not for too long though-"
[ Simon has the fastest mind on the planet I’m afraid. Always going from one topic to the nezt at lightning speed. And this? Was definitely a HOT topic ]
[ He pulled the cloak close to him while Jevin talked, rather excitedly ]
“ no way “
“ NO WAAY !! thanks bromeo !! i’ll be insanely gentle, the fuck !!! “
[ He enthusiastically began running his paws along the feathers. Giving every soft patch the attention it deserves, twisting it around in his grip ]
[ Ugh. He wants to bite a feather off so bad.. Must resist.. primal urges.. ]
Ah. He forgot how nice being pat was. Even though he usually denied physical contact, he couldn't deny that he actually liked it. Feeling the aliens paw glide over his feathers, it felt very soothing. He didn't mention that yet, though, just silently enjoying it, staying oddly still as he just let Simon do this.
“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “
Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.
"You... huh? I.. hope you enjoyed it, it seems like you did, but.. what's updog? Do you mean a hotdog?"
"Oh- this is- I mean I guess you're unwell so-" he muttered, not fully used to how close Simon was. His poor cloak.. hopefully it didn't tear. Luckily, he had others like it if that was the case, but it'd still be a shame. At least he was comfortable?? It felt kinda nice to help him. Even if it started from such a silly reason. He let Simon be comfy, his hands just awkwardly on his shoulders.
".. uh... thanks..? I don't do.. marriage though.. and where's--.." He paused.
".... are you going to go on another laughing fit if I ask what that is. You seem very humored by my questions. For whatever reason." At least he.... somewhat caught on?
"Then I guess I won't.." thank god indeed because he did not want him to go in another laughing fit like that again. His cloak would surely tear if that happened while in the position he was in, and Simon would probably pass out at that point.
"It is comfy.. I have more if you want one. I don't think it fits your general style, though, if that's something you worry about. All I have are blue or black. I don't wear the Black ones anymore. They work as a nice portable blanket."
[ They'd both die immediately on the spot.. How unfortunate ]
[ He lets out another sigh of relief, rubbing at his hoodie pocket. The pain of getting 100 abs from laughing so hard has not entirely washed away, but it is nowhere near as bad as it would ]
" i think yellow and black works together real well "
" and you know.. it's getting real cold out as of late. with the whole festive times coming along "
[ Looks on up at him, fluttering his eyes. Theres no way he's implying he wants to borrow one of Jevin's hoods. ]
"--.. uh. I mean.. you can keep a black hood.. I have multiple.. I dont know what the point in wearing your hoodie would be, though, but I.. guess?"
Guess if he had to wear anything else, a hoodie would be okay. He generally stuck with his cloaks, but he wouldn't argue about a hoodie. He never thought about how yellow would look on him though.
[ But Simon was already actively taking his hoodie off. At the confirmation of him being able to get his own cult priesty outfit, the hoodie and jacket are coming OFF ]
" LES FUCKING GOOOO AHAH !! "
" here !! here here here ! try this on gang !! "
" sorry it smells like syrup, i was at a cafe earlier ! would really recommend the waffle hash browns "
[ He tosses the hoodie over to the bird boy. Well.. now you're definitely going to think about how yellow would look on you ]
[ And see it too! ]
[ Simon punches his fists into the air, clearly INCREDIBLY pumped ]
Welp. Guess they're doing this. He took his own cloak off and handed it to the ecstatic alien before then looking over the jacket/hoodie that was tossed to him. Waffle hash browns... he'd have to consider those.
If this was before his world's event, he wouldn't have even considered doing any of this. Even now, it felt odd taking the cloak off, but at least he was willing to do it now. At least Simon seemed happy about this.
[ Oh my GOD. Lets freaking go. He is not going to shut up about this ]
[ As soon as the robes were in his grip, they were instantly pulled onto him, swishing around and looking at himself in different angles ]
[ He will not stop posing ]
" oh i see why you all wear this sort of drip "
" this is so comfortable "
" and -- "
" AYO !! "
[ Simon catches glimpse of Jevin's feathers. Oh my god he looks so soft. He's so SILKY. The dude's eyes are sparkling stars, antennae are stood up completely straight ]
[ He is at Jevin's side ]
" can i please touch you "
[ Bro ]
" can i please touch those feathers can i PLEASE pat that-- can i please pat that dawg !!! CAN I PLEEEASE PAT THAT DAWG !!!!! "
"Can you tou-..?" He looked confused at you, before realizing why. He wasn't one to show his feathers much, preferring to have his robe over them. Wow, Simons mind sure moved around a lot. He wasn't expecting a reaction about his feathers, somewhat hoping he wouldn't comment about them, but guess he did.
",, pet my..? Oh- my.. uh. At least you're asking. I guess for.. a bit? Since you seem to really want to-? Probably not for too long though-"
"The music composer? I've heard some of his works. I hadn't listened to a lot of music in general until recently. It's impressive how he continued making music even after his deafness."
“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “
Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.
"You... huh? I.. hope you enjoyed it, it seems like you did, but.. what's updog? Do you mean a hotdog?"
"Oh- this is- I mean I guess you're unwell so-" he muttered, not fully used to how close Simon was. His poor cloak.. hopefully it didn't tear. Luckily, he had others like it if that was the case, but it'd still be a shame. At least he was comfortable?? It felt kinda nice to help him. Even if it started from such a silly reason. He let Simon be comfy, his hands just awkwardly on his shoulders.
".. uh... thanks..? I don't do.. marriage though.. and where's--.." He paused.
".... are you going to go on another laughing fit if I ask what that is. You seem very humored by my questions. For whatever reason." At least he.... somewhat caught on?
"Then I guess I won't.." thank god indeed because he did not want him to go in another laughing fit like that again. His cloak would surely tear if that happened while in the position he was in, and Simon would probably pass out at that point.
"It is comfy.. I have more if you want one. I don't think it fits your general style, though, if that's something you worry about. All I have are blue or black. I don't wear the Black ones anymore. They work as a nice portable blanket."
[ They'd both die immediately on the spot.. How unfortunate ]
[ He lets out another sigh of relief, rubbing at his hoodie pocket. The pain of getting 100 abs from laughing so hard has not entirely washed away, but it is nowhere near as bad as it would ]
" i think yellow and black works together real well "
" and you know.. it's getting real cold out as of late. with the whole festive times coming along "
[ Looks on up at him, fluttering his eyes. Theres no way he's implying he wants to borrow one of Jevin's hoods. ]
"--.. uh. I mean.. you can keep a black hood.. I have multiple.. I dont know what the point in wearing your hoodie would be, though, but I.. guess?"
Guess if he had to wear anything else, a hoodie would be okay. He generally stuck with his cloaks, but he wouldn't argue about a hoodie. He never thought about how yellow would look on him though.
[ But Simon was already actively taking his hoodie off. At the confirmation of him being able to get his own cult priesty outfit, the hoodie and jacket are coming OFF ]
" LES FUCKING GOOOO AHAH !! "
" here !! here here here ! try this on gang !! "
" sorry it smells like syrup, i was at a cafe earlier ! would really recommend the waffle hash browns "
[ He tosses the hoodie over to the bird boy. Well.. now you're definitely going to think about how yellow would look on you ]
[ And see it too! ]
[ Simon punches his fists into the air, clearly INCREDIBLY pumped ]
Welp. Guess they're doing this. He took his own cloak off and handed it to the ecstatic alien before then looking over the jacket/hoodie that was tossed to him. Waffle hash browns... he'd have to consider those.
If this was before his world's event, he wouldn't have even considered doing any of this. Even now, it felt odd taking the cloak off, but at least he was willing to do it now. At least Simon seemed happy about this.
“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “
Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.
"You... huh? I.. hope you enjoyed it, it seems like you did, but.. what's updog? Do you mean a hotdog?"
"Oh- this is- I mean I guess you're unwell so-" he muttered, not fully used to how close Simon was. His poor cloak.. hopefully it didn't tear. Luckily, he had others like it if that was the case, but it'd still be a shame. At least he was comfortable?? It felt kinda nice to help him. Even if it started from such a silly reason. He let Simon be comfy, his hands just awkwardly on his shoulders.
".. uh... thanks..? I don't do.. marriage though.. and where's--.." He paused.
".... are you going to go on another laughing fit if I ask what that is. You seem very humored by my questions. For whatever reason." At least he.... somewhat caught on?
"Then I guess I won't.." thank god indeed because he did not want him to go in another laughing fit like that again. His cloak would surely tear if that happened while in the position he was in, and Simon would probably pass out at that point.
"It is comfy.. I have more if you want one. I don't think it fits your general style, though, if that's something you worry about. All I have are blue or black. I don't wear the Black ones anymore. They work as a nice portable blanket."
[ They'd both die immediately on the spot.. How unfortunate ]
[ He lets out another sigh of relief, rubbing at his hoodie pocket. The pain of getting 100 abs from laughing so hard has not entirely washed away, but it is nowhere near as bad as it would ]
" i think yellow and black works together real well "
" and you know.. it's getting real cold out as of late. with the whole festive times coming along "
[ Looks on up at him, fluttering his eyes. Theres no way he's implying he wants to borrow one of Jevin's hoods. ]
"--.. uh. I mean.. you can keep a black hood.. I have multiple.. I dont know what the point in wearing your hoodie would be, though, but I.. guess?"
Guess if he had to wear anything else, a hoodie would be okay. He generally stuck with his cloaks, but he wouldn't argue about a hoodie. He never thought about how yellow would look on him though.
“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “
Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.
"You... huh? I.. hope you enjoyed it, it seems like you did, but.. what's updog? Do you mean a hotdog?"
"Oh- this is- I mean I guess you're unwell so-" he muttered, not fully used to how close Simon was. His poor cloak.. hopefully it didn't tear. Luckily, he had others like it if that was the case, but it'd still be a shame. At least he was comfortable?? It felt kinda nice to help him. Even if it started from such a silly reason. He let Simon be comfy, his hands just awkwardly on his shoulders.
".. uh... thanks..? I don't do.. marriage though.. and where's--.." He paused.
".... are you going to go on another laughing fit if I ask what that is. You seem very humored by my questions. For whatever reason." At least he.... somewhat caught on?
"Then I guess I won't.." thank god indeed because he did not want him to go in another laughing fit like that again. His cloak would surely tear if that happened while in the position he was in, and Simon would probably pass out at that point.
"It is comfy.. I have more if you want one. I don't think it fits your general style, though, if that's something you worry about. All I have are blue or black. I don't wear the Black ones anymore. They work as a nice portable blanket."
“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “
Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.
"You... huh? I.. hope you enjoyed it, it seems like you did, but.. what's updog? Do you mean a hotdog?"
[ Oh my god. Oh my god theres no way Jevin's going to do it.. No freaking way he can barely contain himself]
[ Jevin wasn't even through speaking when Simon chimed in. Almost too enthusiastically. And laughing the whole way through. He's going to actually choke if he keeps this up ]
Jevin had no clue about the humor of this... updog thing. He still didn't even get an answer about what it was! And Simon was speaking and laughing so much he didn't even catch most of what was said. He was clearly missing something here, but didn't want to disappoint Simon by stating he simply didn't get the joke, so he tried to go along with it."
This poor guy doesn't even understand the first joke Simon made, and now he's making a second?? Truly evil. The worst part is he's completely falling for it. In his mind, you answered his question. Kinda.
"Ooh, what's dragondese? Is it a food? I've been trying to eat more lately, so I'd be willing to try it if you show me."
.... oh god. He doesn't even know what he just did.
[ Oh my god, he was answering so enthusiastically ]
[ This is driving Simon MENTAL. He is literally squirming in on himself, his face is turning a shade of blue from how badly he's trying to keep his laughter in ]
[ He's trying to speak. HE'S DESPERATELY TRYING TO SPEAK ]
" IT "
" YOU -- "
" D--DRAGON.. DEEZ.. KKEH.. KEEHEHEHHEE. AAAHHAHAHA "
[ HE'S ALMOST ON THE FLOOR. HE'S CLUTCHING HIS GUT.. HE'S TRYING TO SUCK IN AIR BUT HE CANNOT ]
[ DEAR GOD HE IS ABOUT TO THROW THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW ]
" D..AAHA. AHAHA. OH MY FUCKIING HELL JEVIN. I-- I CAN'T B..I CAN'T BREATHE. I CAN'T BREATHE "
After Simon practically fell on the ground from laughter, he started to get concerned. What was so funny about food? Maybe it isn't a food.. but from the way Simon worded i- oh god he's barely even breathing anymore. Now he was really getting concerned.
"-?? Simon-? Are you..? Uuuh.. calm down- do you need water? Uh- don't pass out, please- I'll get you water. You fix your breathing,," He said, quickly walking over to the nearby sink and filling a cup up with tap water. After it was filled up again, he walked back over to Simon, water-filled cup in hand, hoping the hysterical laughter from the alien calmed down a bit more by now.
[ His limbs are FLAILING out. As soon as Jevin gets close, he falls victim to the slapping "I just told a joke and it was really funny" paw slapping on his shoulder, practically leaning on this bird boy ]
[ Okay, now he was practically GAGGING. The tears of laughter were turning into tears of terror. He's now begging for his life ]
[ Water is on the floor from where he slapped the glass out of his grip ]
" auah.. Aaahh.. aahahaaa.. ss..ssttoop.. sstoop itt.. aaagaha.. im-- i'm going to be siiick.... "
He tried to hold Simon up as best as he could so the poor guy didn't actually fall over on the ground. He just pat him on the back, hoping that would help get his gags and giggles out. With how long and flowy his cloak was, some of the water got splashed onto the lower half of it when the cup hit the ground, but he didn't seem to notice yet. Guess no water for him right now. He just focused Simon, who was practically choking on his own laughter.
"Breeeeathe... breathe. Just focus on breathing, don't talk through all this. I still don't understand what was so funny about any of that conversation, but you're clearly hurting yourself over it."
[ Okay now he is IN DISTRESS. Theres no more laughter, just him hunching over and clutching his midsection and digging his fingers into Jevin’s shoulder ]
Yyyyeah this isn't where he expected this would go. Probably isn't what Simon expected either, honestly. He is trying his best to make the pain stop, continuing with the back rubs.
"I'm surprised your first thought is about abs. How about you lie down? Or at least sit down. I don't think standing helps. I can even get you more water, assuming you don't hit it out my hands again." He said, still rubbing his back but also somewhat nudging him towards a nearby couch, though not forcefully.
" y--yeaah.. yeaaah.. "
" you're right.. i gotta.. (oouch..) cool it a bit.. "
[ He leans entirely on Jevin, grip on his cloak lessening into more of a.. casual homie hold!! ]
[ He shuffles around the bird boy and gradually lowers himself to the ground. Sitting. Then laying down. Biting into his hoodie strings while breathes deeply ]
" water in my mouth would be great, yeah .. "
" sorry. for spilling it all over you "
" sometimes .. sometimes i'm just so funny that i actually just die "
" .. i'm usually such a chill guy "
He continues to support him as best he can as Simon starts lying down, letting go of him once he's fully on his back. He glanced at the cup on the floor, along with the mess surrounding it. He hadn't even fully noticed any of it got on his cloak until it was mentioned, briefly wringing out a bit of the water before ignoring it again.
"It's fine. It's easy for my cloak to get dirty anyways. It's a bit lengthy.." But he liked that it was a bit long. Even if it did cause a lot of problems. It was like a blanket around him.
"I'll get you your water.. again. Don't move." He said, picking up the dropped cup, briefly cleaning it in the sink, and then repeating the process of filling it with water. He'd probably clean the mess on the floor in a bit, but for now, he handed Simon the cup again, which has water in it! Again!
[ I too, cannot believe the chaos and disarray that was wrought by Updog. No one can underestimate the evil of this word at all. ]
[ Simon chilled down on the floor, paw atop his tummy as he occasionally coughed and waited for his saviour to bring him back a glass of water ]
" auuh.. thanks buddyy .. "
[ He sits up to get into prime water drinking position. This time it actually makes it into his mouth. Simon lets out the biggest sigh while he dares to make himself comfortable without even asking for permission!! ]
[ This of course, entails him squirming his way underneath Jevin's hood to dramatically rest his head on the dude's shoulder, which is probably stretching the fabric quite a lot ]
" you're the best .. for real for real .. "
" i pledge my life to you. w..we should get married.. "
" in the city of wilma.. "
"Oh- this is- I mean I guess you're unwell so-" he muttered, not fully used to how close Simon was. His poor cloak.. hopefully it didn't tear. Luckily, he had others like it if that was the case, but it'd still be a shame. At least he was comfortable?? It felt kinda nice to help him. Even if it started from such a silly reason. He let Simon be comfy, his hands just awkwardly on his shoulders.
".. uh... thanks..? I don't do.. marriage though.. and where's--.." He paused.
".... are you going to go on another laughing fit if I ask what that is. You seem very humored by my questions. For whatever reason." At least he.... somewhat caught on?
He somehow managed to get to the sprunked world. Why? Honestly, he didn't know himself. Maybe he just wanted to feel less awful about everything. At least go away from his own world for a bit. He wasn't even aware this was the sprunked world at first until he saw a purple figure. Durple-? No, but why does he have strings on his head? And no fins? Were they cut off?? Is this-.. no, but the sky's normal, so.. huh. He was now just staring at this 'Durple', as if trying to figure out a puzzle. He didn't seem very aware of sprunked in particular yet.
(I don't usually start things I HOPE THIS IS OKAY !!! Im soso nervous wheheeaa)
Durple is adjusting a camera held up by a support, making sure the camera lenses were off, if things were at the right angle, etc, just the usual day for the violinist.
..Wait, hold on.
He felt like something was staring at him, turning around to see... Jevin?? What was he doing here??
"H.. iii. Hi. I, uh.." He spoke, but he was too focused on Durples appearance. His eyes were strange too. Hm.. guess some universes were just weird like that. He decided to ignore it for now. This must be just how he looked here.
"Iii.. it's alright, I just.. needed to be outside at the moment, I guess. And.. ran into you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything." He said, looking between Durple and the supported camera that was set up.
Okay, wow, he instantly believed you that easily. Though he does notice Jevin taking turns between looking at the camera he set up, then him, he smiles, a high pitched violin note playing from his strings for a brief moment.
"You must be curious to what I'm doing, I'm currently opening my 'Askblog' today! I don't get too much but.. It's fun answering them whenever I receive an ask."
He wasn't used to violin sounds from Durple. Or him being so energetic. It was nice to see the guy so enthusiastic, though. Shows that this world was currently alright. He hoped it would stay that way.
"Ooh.. I see. That sounds like fun, I guess. I've been recommended to open one up myself due to recent issues we've had.. do you not get worried about how many strangers would see you, though?"
He shrugged, Durple didn't really mind the fact that there was the possibility of countless strangers viewing him into what was technically a livestream.
"Don't worry! I ain't gonna feel overwhelmed, It'll prooobably be fine."
"... 'probably'." He repeated. He couldn't help but admire the confidence. He didn't know a whole lot about the internet yet, but from what he did know, some people on it were.. scary. So much brainrot and odd comments he never could understand.
"Just be careful.." He said a bit quieter, glancing around the area. It was nice how.. not gloomy it was.
"If you need-.. I mean, I guess we're technically strangers- but if you need help with anything, I'd be willing to try. Better than anything else I'd be doing right now."
"Sure, I'll be keeping that in mind buddy ol' pal-"
Durple suddenly froze, his eyes drift towards the sky as Durple spaced off as he stared off into.. nothing, as if contemplating something, and it stayed that way.
Until he suddenly spoke up.
"I have a conceived an idea most ingenious for my askblog, Jevin! What if I bring two more people into the askblog so the questions won't just be about me? Such a thing will bring disversifiable options on who to ask!"
His eyes lit up with enthusiasm, feeling his mouth widening into a toothy grin.
He paused as Durple suddenly zoned out. He once again looked at the sky, as if something was there. He was about to say something to snap him out of it, perhaps out of worry, before he spoke up again with his genius idea. That wasn't an awful idea. Everything was better with friends, right? That's what a lot of people say at least. And something he was learning more recently.
"That sounds lovely. Good way to be with others more, kinda. Who do you plan to bring on, though..? Does anyone else here even know you're doing this ask thing?"
"Yep!! Though I didn't EXACTLY spread on what I'm currently doing to everyone, only spoke about it to Simon and someone named uhh..."
Another pause again, clearly thinking of something that they briefly forgot about. Now whose skin was rainbow colored.. loved parties and hanging out with random people.. and had a party hat??
Ah, right.
"Toasted Rainbow Sandwich- and before you say anything, yes, that is their real name."
Of course Simon knew. He was already expecting to hear that name, or at least something similar to it. He certainly didn't expect the second one though. What even is that name? No wonder Durple had to pause and think before mentioning their name. Sounded like something a kid would make up.
"What an... interesting.. sounding character.. I'm sure people would be curious about them if you brought them on your askblogging journey."
