Lemon-Rising

blog for all your low quality Kajii Motojiro needs and now, an rp ask blog!

[ask-awkward-kajii]

HELLO EVERYONE. IT’S ME, KAJII MOTOJIRO ON THE NINTENDO DS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@ask-awkward-kajii you’re also an acceptable employee and I appreciate you.

[ask-awkward-kajii]

Even though I hide bombs in Akutagawa's office?

[ask-awkward-kajii]

Boss-senpai! I have a question! @therealportmafiaboss

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Yes, Kajii-kun?

[ask-awkward-kajii]

*pulls out a lemon* Will you marry me? I want to be the Port Mafia queen!

[ask-awkward-kajii]

Boss-senpai! I have a question! @therealportmafiaboss

[ask-awkward-kajii]

l e m o n s

[ask-awkward-kajii]

what is the best crime to commit?

Murdering @ask-nakajimaatsushi

[ask-awkward-kajii]

would lemon bars be a decent offering to a lemon god? i am aware they are not pure lemon, but still,

There's a lemon god? I must meet them!

[ask-awkward-kajii]

Mori: I love all my children equally *later that day at lunch with Elise* Mori: *sips martini* I don’t care for kajii

B-boss!

[ask-awkward-kajii]

higuchi's dress is so cute!! Lemons y'all

She would probably slap me if I complemented on it.

[ask-awkward-kajii]

how would you feel if you met lemongrab from adventure time?

*Wacks anon with a lemon-scented newspaper* Do not make me deal with his screaming. He is an abomination.

[ask-awkward-kajii]

yo kaiji check out lil higucchi's dress, the pattern is on fleek

She would probably slap me. Unless... 

[ask-awkward-kajii]

You should go pay a visit to Atsushi like this quick.

Are you trying to trick me??

((Mod is sorry she’s late))

[ask-awkward-kajii]

m!a you are now a furry stick figure GOOD LUCK

Challenge accepted

[ask-gin-akutagawa]

@ask-awkward-kajii you have been chosen as the sacrifice for velociraptor @ask-marktwain

Any last words?

[ask-awkward-kajii]

I didn't know you were into vore that much, Gin.

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magic anon says become a child for 24 hours

Oh, well… I am too affected… 

@ask-elise please hold things together for the day. @asknakaharachuuya you’re second in command

*Poof!*

[asknakaharachuuya]

“BOSS?! What happened?????????”

[therealportmafiaboss-deactivate]

Hello, I think I’m lost… Can you help?

[asknakaharachuuya]

“Uh… alright.. just don’t go anywhere, please?”

“Uh.. @ask-higucchi​​, @ask-gin-akutagawa​​, @ask-awkward-kajii​​, @ask-kouyou​​, @ask-hirotsu​​?? We have a big problem here!”

[ask-awkward-kajii]

Boss is little? Come to Uncle Motojiro. I’m the coolest uncle.

[ask-awkward-kajii]

Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra hormone metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y chromosome friend zoned slyvester stallone sierra leone autozoned professionally seen silver patrone up and get outta here.

Uhh.. You’ll have to take it up with my boss.

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m!a you are now a belly dancer and you have bigger belly. BIG BELLY MAN BIG BELLY MAN dance to hips dont lie

Literally no one wants this, but I’m interested in learning a new art form and I strangely have no power or desire to contradict these such magical anons. Behold a very realistic portrait of my current image. 

Does this effect @ask-elise? What do you think Elise-chan?

[ask-awkward-kajii]

*takes pictures*