Fish Out of Water

= -While Thomas is Away- = Currently housing 1 “betta fish”

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Can we see you with your legs, Remus??

“I have like, twelve left feet so if I fall and die it’s your doing.”

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How do you get around in Minx form?

Flop.

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Remus!!! Can we see your full tail?

“If ya take a picture it’ll last longer~.”

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Aww Remus if u eat other fish u won't have any friends :(

“Om nom nom.”

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Remus, your teeth are awesome!!

“Bones are crunchy.”

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Closing the ask box for awhile!

I’ve got nearly 60 asks in my inbox and I’d like to finish some of the ones I’ve got at the moment! Don’t worry, it’ll open soon!

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Can we get a fish tank tour?

“There’s some things missing from my tank that would be suitable for betas. This is what Thommy could afford, though, and I’m happy either way! I mean, shit, it’s free living!”

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Thomas: *has mental illnesses that affect his memory* Remus, hiding all his fish: it's free real estate

You are a legend.

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So... Remus, you are basically a cannibal, uh-

“Now if I actually went through with my threat of eating another minx, that’d be a different story!”

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Hey where are you gonna put all those fish before thomas gets back? Becase thats alot of fish

“Thomas sometimes has trouble remembering things- he’ll just think he bought all the fish himself it’s fine.”

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Are we allowed to ask Thomas questions

Of course! He’s not home from school at the moment, but once he gets back from his college classes he’ll be available for questioning!

Also, terribly sorry about the lack of answers lately! Had some D&D stuff that took up most of my time, but I’ll be able to answer some questions later today! Stay tuned <3

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*crunch on raw fettuccine* C H I P S

I’m so pleased to know that the people that follow this blog share my same humor.

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Shrimp! Heaven! Now!

Please, Daniel, we can’t keep doing this.

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am i allowed to give Remus a treat?? What kind of treat would a Remus want-

It doesn’t really seem to matter what kind.

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Awwwww I’m sorry kiddo. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings....... now I feel bad dammit. Do you like hugs? I wanna make it up to u now. Have fishies 🐠🐟🦐🦐🐠🐟

“Why would you-... Who even are you?”

Please no deaths on the premises guys we don’t want Thomas to lose this apartment and be framed for murder.

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U don't have to answer this but please know that I cannot breathe I am laughing so hard from Remus' face in that ask oh my god thank you for that

It’s 4:45 in the morning but I’m glad I was able to offer you some humor in these trying times.

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U look so cute Remus! Are you all alone? That’s sad. Do u know any other minx’s???

“... No. I prefer being alone.”