Ask Tord Blues Mechanic

Eddsworld Characters: AU world of Mattsworld. Future Tord as the Eddsworld Future Tom counterpart.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

About Me

᎒ Tord

᎒ Navy’s Mechanic | The Inventor

᎒ He/Him

᎒ Likes ·

Colors: Red, Black

Inventing

Robots

Guns

Comics/Manga (including very adult ones)

His own Freedom

᎒ Dislikes ·

Blue Captain

Short Deadlines

Small Spaces

Silence

An inventor who has never trusted the monster he finds himself with. He finds himself trapped at Blue Captains beck and call, with a constantly decreasing amount of freedom.

A futuristic version of Mattsworld. Blue Captain has formed the Blue Navy, leading them to domination and perhaps annihilation of the world.

Tord is an inventor and the Navy’s genius mechanic. It’s the only thing keeping him alive, as he tends to cause issues, especially with Blue Captain. Hence the poor treatment he tends to receive in return.

Tord, using a device to jump parallel universes, has met the Eddsworld counterparts before. He tends to prefer them over his own worlds versions, though his freedom is usually short lived.

Of course, here’s Blue Captains account so you can ask him questions as well. @ask-blue-captain

(That accounts admin tends to be on pretty randomly and inconsistently)

[ask-blues-mechanic]

can you speak norsk

Ja!

(Nope, I have hello and yes but besides that the rest is Google Translate)

[ask-blues-mechanic]

"Hey, Hands up in the air where I can see them!" As Layla Larsson said while pointing her Time Balance Department issued gun at the time traveler. She just happened to be hanging out home alone and witnessing this happened in front of her eyes. Well, she had to her job as a member of the Time Balance Department.

A white warning symbol appeared on his screen as a look of panic went over him. He slowly raised his hands. “Am I under arrest?” Tord had been testing out a new invention for blue captain and wasn’t really expecting to end up in trouble.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

Yo

Hej! Do I know you?

[ask-blue-captain]

I could probably take you in a fight.

I mean I got a 4/10 odds from an... anonymous source.

(/j for my safety)

HAH!

Hahahahaaa!-

Ahhhh...

Now.....THAT. is a GOOD one!

No one has tried a joke like that before!- man you must be some sort of comedian right? Seems right.

Now....Who are you, hm? Someeee counterpart of some sorts? And from what "Anonymous source"?

[ask-blues-mechanic]

This…this doesn’t seem like it’s going to end well-

[ask-blues-mechanic]

Hypothetically, if we were to put me and your leader against each other in a Hypothetically verbal or physical fight (Hypothetically of course) who do you think would win. Also on a scale from one to your about to get obliterated (yes specifically you), how annoyed would he be if I told him that id win?

… he would tear you apart with his bare hands and decorate the walls with red. Even your weapons and tech wouldn’t be much of a match for long, not if you’re alone.

But I’ll say 4, you would at least cause some damage that he can’t heal or regenerate from, kind of like his eye or his arm. I kind of wish that eye would regenerate though, his blood is disgusting and a little bit corrosive, plus it stains everything! That eye won’t stop bleeding!

Whoops… kinda got distracted. 4/10 on beating him, you’ll definetely end up dead. Also I’ll probably end up dead because of that as well, he already doesn’t like me.

He might kill you immediately if you went up to him and told him that you would win. Or he might think it’s a funny joke… honestly I think he likes you more than he likes me, so you might survive with saying it’s a joke.

[coolestleader]

Honestly, id tell him now because im bored, but ive been it my universes toms vicinity for longer than necessary today. Ill probably say it to him one day. Eventually. If I remember.

4/10. I'd say im willing to take that risk but I have many things I need to do before I go picking fights in other universes. And im very tired.

Also the eye bleeding is a real issue, despite how much it annoys you it annoys us too. That shit hurts. You try getting stabbed by a harpoon. And blown up in a giant robot. It hurts. Anyways, good luck on your new invention. I got wind of what your working on, sounds cool.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

He’s probably awake if you wanted to talk to him… I don’t actually know if he sleeps. He’s not really uh- human.

I’m not saying it doesn’t hurt, well I don’t know if it hurts him. He doesn’t really show pain normally. Wait- you heard about what I was working on? Blue doesn’t know, right?!

[coolestleader]

Very aware of his... non human-ness? Is that what you call it? I don't even know. I'd have half the mind do assume that his is less controlled as my Tom without the visor and him being under literally nobody.

Yes, I'm aware, I heard through the grapevine, i think thats what people call it. Blue captain isn't aware, I haven't snitched on you. The concept is very interesting, though.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

I just call him a monster- it’s what he is. Your Tom’s visor keeps him under control? I’d been tinkering with the idea before, but I didn’t add it in as a feature considering the visor I have installed was an unfinished prototype. I’m glad I didn’t get around to adding that in.

Good, I appreciate you keeping it a secret. If I can find a way to isolate what he’s infected me with, I’ll be able to free myself from any control he has… probably.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

Hypothetically, if we were to put me and your leader against each other in a Hypothetically verbal or physical fight (Hypothetically of course) who do you think would win. Also on a scale from one to your about to get obliterated (yes specifically you), how annoyed would he be if I told him that id win?

… he would tear you apart with his bare hands and decorate the walls with red. Even your weapons and tech wouldn’t be much of a match for long, not if you’re alone.

But I’ll say 4, you would at least cause some damage that he can’t heal or regenerate from, kind of like his eye or his arm. I kind of wish that eye would regenerate though, his blood is disgusting and a little bit corrosive, plus it stains everything! That eye won’t stop bleeding!

Whoops… kinda got distracted. 4/10 on beating him, you’ll definetely end up dead. Also I’ll probably end up dead because of that as well, he already doesn’t like me.

He might kill you immediately if you went up to him and told him that you would win. Or he might think it’s a funny joke… honestly I think he likes you more than he likes me, so you might survive with saying it’s a joke.

[coolestleader]

Honestly, id tell him now because im bored, but ive been it my universes toms vicinity for longer than necessary today. Ill probably say it to him one day. Eventually. If I remember.

4/10. I'd say im willing to take that risk but I have many things I need to do before I go picking fights in other universes. And im very tired.

Also the eye bleeding is a real issue, despite how much it annoys you it annoys us too. That shit hurts. You try getting stabbed by a harpoon. And blown up in a giant robot. It hurts. Anyways, good luck on your new invention. I got wind of what your working on, sounds cool.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

He’s probably awake if you wanted to talk to him… I don’t actually know if he sleeps. He’s not really uh- human.

I’m not saying it doesn’t hurt, well I don’t know if it hurts him. He doesn’t really show pain normally. Wait- you heard about what I was working on? Blue doesn’t know, right?!

[ask-blues-mechanic]

Hypothetically, if we were to put me and your leader against each other in a Hypothetically verbal or physical fight (Hypothetically of course) who do you think would win. Also on a scale from one to your about to get obliterated (yes specifically you), how annoyed would he be if I told him that id win?

… he would tear you apart with his bare hands and decorate the walls with red. Even your weapons and tech wouldn’t be much of a match for long, not if you’re alone.

But I’ll say 4, you would at least cause some damage that he can’t heal or regenerate from, kind of like his eye or his arm. I kind of wish that eye would regenerate though, his blood is disgusting and a little bit corrosive, plus it stains everything! That eye won’t stop bleeding!

Whoops… kinda got distracted. 4/10 on beating him, you’ll definetely end up dead. Also I’ll probably end up dead because of that as well, he already doesn’t like me.

He might kill you immediately if you went up to him and told him that you would win. Or he might think it’s a funny joke… honestly I think he likes you more than he likes me, so you might survive with saying it’s a joke.

[coolestleader]

What is your ultimate goal? Blue won’t tell me his- but we’re the same person so no secrets between us, right?

Sure, sure. Ultimately, the goal, which im sure is similar to your Toms, is world domination, but also a lot of it is making edds life hell. Things like banning cola and everything.

Wait, is cola banned in your universe or is your tom somehow not as pissy as that?

I also just want to build the strength of my army, though its already very strong. Ive got a few other goals, though they're not all that important as of now.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

No no, we still have cola. Though Blue kind of limits it for Edd. He says it keeps Edd docile… but I think he just does it to see what happens.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

May I know the reason for the invention? It seems pretty important and maybe the captain will appreciate the initiative?

Amongst other things. He managed to transmit whatever monstrous illness he has to me, which besides altering my form on occasion, makes me completely receptive to any and all commands he gives. He won’t appreciate me trying to change that.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

damn, the captain sounds very unsympathetic. What’s the invention?

He is.

Wait- you really want to know?! Oh, I’m busy making a device which allows specific DNA strands to be isolated and altered. Of course we have some tech that does something similar, but all of those are big and clunky. I’m hoping for something a bit smaller and more personalized.

Oh…but you can’t tell Blue Captain about it, okay? This is really important. I have a really good reason for making it and he’s going to be very angry if he finds out why.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

How are you on this fine day?

… sleep deprived. I haven’t slept in two days and I need to get this newest invention finished!

Never, NEVER, trust a monster to understand human needs.

[ask-blues-mechanic]

Wait, so your like, me but in Thomas' spot in my universe? I feel you should attempt to overthrow him.

- @coolestleader

You don’t know what he’s capable of. Of course I have plans in place… but it’s not the right time yet.

Trust me, you don’t want him angry if you can help it.

[ask-blue-captain]

So…the lab is on fire again. I had nothing to do with it this time! But uh…can I get some help?

Oh my god- You're fucking, Joking. Right?

Ugh- why the hell do I even let you live??

FINE.

I'm on my way...

[ask-blues-mechanic]

It wasn’t me!

But… now we know the sprinkler system works well. The ventilation does not-

[ask-blue-captain]

I don't care who's fault it was! get out so I can take care of it!

[ask-blues-mechanic]

Yes sir.