I was spying on Japanese children like a creep like a respectful goddess when I came across this bento box.
Yes, it features a darling little food version of me! I feel so adored ♥ Keep up with the gifts, kids!
Wait... does this mean such children would murder me to make me into cuisine? I am not thrilled about the idea, that's for sure, so I would make sure that Darkrai messes their with subconscious minds badly. No, I wouldn't feel merciful under such circumstances. You try imaging what it would be like being EATEN.
Really, take a moment to do that. Picture food versions of yourself in cute, perfect little bento boxes. Smiles appear on children's faces as they dig their teeth into the food. You sit back, adoring the admiration. But then one day their appetites are no longer satisfied. Dozens of eyes fall upon you, mouths salivate, and all of a sudden YOU FIND YOURSELF BEING EATEN ALIVE.
Wow, what's wrong with me today? Heh.
Oh man... now I'm wondering if humans really do want to eat me. What would they think I taste like, marinated duck?!
...That actually looks delicious.