Dave & Tavros

hey its dave (aND tAVROS) we're bored and a bit dead so we made this

[ask-dave-n-tav]

just an update, the break will be longer, i was planing on awnsering asks this week but ive been getting death threats and told to kill myself and cyber bullied in the inbox and its been affecting me alot, i talk about more stuff in the video, i was going to say more but the karkat head is really hard to breathe in as its very hot in there and i didnt wish to make it too leighnthy. also i am not shitting in the toilet if you think that, im sitting on the lid. but i will be taking a break on all of tumblr, though i might hop on my main here and there (@xxsk3let0nxx) sorry if this is giving youtuber appology, and sorry if you cant understand what im saying, i have a small bit of speaking issues and a mumbling problem

[ask-dave-n-tav]

Is davetav gone for good..? We will miss you if it is :(

nope! its jst on break, trust in me, ooo trust me, waves hand at you, trust, im just a really busy man, if i wasn't busy i wouldl 100 purrsent be awsuring things, bur i am the only person iin mh house two do thiings like clean and feed the cats clean the cats give cat meds dishes, all the stuff ontop of schoolwork so I havent been able to do ANYTGIING not even like, doodle X((((

Mmmkay bye bue

[ask-dave-n-tav]

hey heyheyhey evryone uhh uhh so everything will be slower like way more slower as i suspect i might be manic, scarey i know i know i know i know i am really hungry btw so gooooooodbye for now, i am always watching thow heehee, is this hiatus,,? maybe, dunno yet but everything will be awnsered eventualy just be patiance <3

[ask-dave-n-tav]

I didn't expect you'd respond to my ask, I suppose that brotav art you drew on ur alt was just vent art? you did tag it with proship so I thought that implied you were one. also, you don't have to respond to this one.

ive,, never drawn brotav before,,,, so thats likely not me,,, sorry also my alt is like, somewhat private or however much private it can get on here

[ask-dave-n-tav]

guys,,,, asks and stuff are still gonna be very slow btw, i just needed to clear up that darkship thing btw,,, im,,, not,,, i,,, pinkie,,, promise,,, i ship legal things,,,,,,

[ask-dave-n-tav]

Wait ur a darkshipper.........?

the first line i said was "im not a darkshipper", read what i say first, please, that is a nice thing to do. sometimes i indulge in a toxic yaoi or an agegap (BETWEEN ADULTS) but i do not ship anything darker than that, my ships are like creamed coffee, not dark

however, i dont care if you are one, i believe not careing and being one are separate things

i am not into incest, pedophillia, abuse, zoophillia, whatever else, the darkest i ship is (smidge) toxic, enemies (since ive heard those are a darkship apparently), and like... a twenty-seven year old and fifty year old or something (age gap between adults)

if i was a darkshipper i would SAY it, so i do not break anyone's boundaries or trigger anyone as i do not like makeing others feel bad or uncomfortable

i am somewhat offended one would think i am when i have never claimed to be one nor shown any signs i am one (to my knowledge, if i give darkship vibes in a post let me know) on either here or my main (which i am willing to share to help), i know i said i dont care if you are one, but i can still find it a little weird, i just wont harass you or treat you any different because of it, ill treat you like any other person

in conclusion, im not a darkshipper, and i will not be one

i apologize if theres any spelling or grammer misteaks, i am not good with reading nor spelling as i am really dyslecix (i know it shouldnt be an excuse but its the truth, and my laptop's spellcheck is total shit), just know i am takeing this seriously and i am NOT a darkshipper

sorry if im takeing this too seriously, i dont want anyone to think of me like this since i have done nothing, and if i have done something than i really apologize, just tell me what i did so i can fix it

[ask-dave-n-tav]

this isn't an ask dave n tav request. this is an anonymous message. next time be clear that you're a darkshipper so people can not interact with you. I was a big fan of ask dave n tav until I found this out. whatever happened to you to lead you to darkshipping, I hope you can heal and move on from it. you know it's not right. and I think you're a good person at heart. just. please. let people know that you're a darkshipper. I'm not bullying you for doing it. just. please try.

im.. not a darkshipper,,???? i mean, i dont care what people ship but im personaly not one,, are you confuseing me with someone else mayhaps,,? cause im not into incest or stuff like that

[ask-dave-n-tav]

Afmib are you mentaly well?

no (im assuming this was four me bc theres no character named afmib and theres three letters in the same place they would be if you typed admin) ill work on asks maybe next week btw bc thats my spring break,,, if,,, im still in my school

[ask-dave-n-tav]

okay stuff wiill take even slower iim on accademiic probatiion, what does that mean,,? ii dunno but ii need two lock iin apperently or else iim gonna get expelled and thrown back iintwo iinpurrson school and ii cant do that or else there wiill be no more me and no more responces because iill be dead <3333 (iim makeiing an emo joke, you can laugh, ii purromiise) just giiviing yall an update ^v^

[ask-dave-n-tav]

Admin where are you where are our gay guys

i am a berry busy man, anon,,, eye had alot this week, i also havent been feeling well (i think i should stop eatting stuff im allergic two) and my ability two draw has been declineing, granted the drawings on heir arent two good,,, i need two draw well sometyme esp when its funny like when i need two make tav mogg dave again, what if i need two do that, hhhuhh,,??? (i can only draw in a certain style atm but its the artstyle i use for my secret special account i dont need people finding, dont go looking four it, shakes finger at you) youll get them soon enoouhg, patience dawg,, ppppattttuiiiiuunnnccceee, writes it down on the board bc we're now in a classroom, pppattiunce, it is unreadable due two my handwriting

[ask-dave-n-tav]

love your fantroll, admin. i’ve got like 36??? if you count my fan beforan ancestors (12) and my take on the dancestors (12) i guess. idk dude im so doomed…

ttthank uee,,!!! that is a berry big number holy cow eye bet they all look superb dude X3

[ask-dave-n-tav]

if tavros were to start sobbing RIGHT NOW what would you do, daaaave

wHEHH hIC HHH HHMMMG tav are you okay.. mGHHH HH WWHH EHHNG NN just let it out then.. ill get you cake for when your done oH YAY cAN IT BE CHOCOLATE ... dude ... fine

[ask-dave-n-tav]

Tavvros, wwhat are you doing wwith that land dwweller? You should come hang out wwith me instead!

Eridan

aRENT i UH,, tECHNICALY A LANDDWELLER ASWELL,,

[ask-dave-n-tav]

Dave You Should Design A "Trollsona". It May Help You And Tavros Interface Better During... Certain Times

no idea what you mean by interface during certain times but i already made a guy back here still working on colors but its the idea

[ask-dave-n-tav]

d@ve, h@ve you considered getting t@v some sh@des of his own? you could prob@bly rob some other d@ve for them.

or give him your old pointy ones I guess _/(@_@)\_

i wouldnt do that to another dave so we went to the bubbles target yEAH

[ask-dave-n-tav]

Show us one more meowax admin!

heres a ms paint doodle i did an hour ago i think, bendrl reveal bc i got him on my laptop now,,, do i make a meowax askblog, thinking emoji this is becomeing less and less davetav,,, brings back memmories of kanrki,,,

[ask-dave-n-tav]

dAVE, uH, cAN I JUST SAY,, tHANK YOU FOR HANGING OUT WITH ME, uHM, dURING OUR ETERNAL AFTERLIVES,, iTS REALLY NICE HAVING SOMEONE,, nOT HATE ME, oR BERATE ME IN ANY WAY

yeah of course dude i care for you really even if i dont show it much i know this mushy talk is all bleh so ill quit