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*3 year skip*
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
Mm. The worst influence of them all.
*shrugs, grinning and reaching my arms out for you* You love it when I sit up here.
Not in front of our impressionable toddler.
*grabs your shirt and pulls you between my legs, smiling* We used to put Con and Mav up here all the time.
While holding them.
I'm holding him.
Now you’re all just ganging up on me.
*giggles and turns around, crawling across the counter towards you and me* -Elias
See, now that I did not tell him to do.
Still blaming you.
*sits next to me on the counter and grins* I did it. -Elias
Mm, that you did, love.
You’re lucky Liv didn’t see that.
*nods* Yeah, don't do that in from of mum, Eli.
She might have a heart attack.
*pushes Elias' hair back* Just don't do that in front of her, okay?
*nods and leans into me, looking up at you* Sorry, daddy. -Elias
I just don’t want you to hurt yourself, baby.
*rests my hands on the counter and hums* You and Rie wanna come spend the night tonight? Easton misses you.
*smiles and nods, looking at you* Can we? -Elias
*nods and smiles* Sure.
I can take them to preschool tomorrow with all the others. *glances over at Ariel and smiles* You feel like coming? I know Lila and Phee have been wanting a play date.
*eats her fries and nods* -Ariel
*smiles and looks at you* A girl of very few words.
She’s just content with her food.
Priorities. *hums and nods* These two are my favorite. Don't tell Seb and Cas.
Love that Ewan and Lenny weren’t an option.
*laughs softly, covering my mouth* Well...
S’okay, they’re Ro’s favorites.
And that says everything right there, dad.
Mm, well.
*shakes my head and smiles* You're all terrible.
They’re a little much.
Which is why Austin is the only outsider who can tolerate them.
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
Mm. The worst influence of them all.
*shrugs, grinning and reaching my arms out for you* You love it when I sit up here.
Not in front of our impressionable toddler.
*grabs your shirt and pulls you between my legs, smiling* We used to put Con and Mav up here all the time.
While holding them.
I'm holding him.
Now you’re all just ganging up on me.
*giggles and turns around, crawling across the counter towards you and me* -Elias
See, now that I did not tell him to do.
Still blaming you.
*sits next to me on the counter and grins* I did it. -Elias
Mm, that you did, love.
You’re lucky Liv didn’t see that.
*nods* Yeah, don't do that in from of mum, Eli.
She might have a heart attack.
*pushes Elias' hair back* Just don't do that in front of her, okay?
*nods and leans into me, looking up at you* Sorry, daddy. -Elias
I just don’t want you to hurt yourself, baby.
*rests my hands on the counter and hums* You and Rie wanna come spend the night tonight? Easton misses you.
*smiles and nods, looking at you* Can we? -Elias
*nods and smiles* Sure.
I can take them to preschool tomorrow with all the others. *glances over at Ariel and smiles* You feel like coming? I know Lila and Phee have been wanting a play date.
*eats her fries and nods* -Ariel
*smiles and looks at you* A girl of very few words.
She’s just content with her food.
Priorities. *hums and nods* These two are my favorite. Don't tell Seb and Cas.
Love that Ewan and Lenny weren’t an option.
*laughs softly, covering my mouth* Well...
S’okay, they’re Ro’s favorites.
And that says everything right there, dad.
Mm, well.
*shakes my head and smiles* You're all terrible.
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
Mm. The worst influence of them all.
*shrugs, grinning and reaching my arms out for you* You love it when I sit up here.
Not in front of our impressionable toddler.
*grabs your shirt and pulls you between my legs, smiling* We used to put Con and Mav up here all the time.
While holding them.
I'm holding him.
Now you’re all just ganging up on me.
*giggles and turns around, crawling across the counter towards you and me* -Elias
See, now that I did not tell him to do.
Still blaming you.
*sits next to me on the counter and grins* I did it. -Elias
Mm, that you did, love.
You’re lucky Liv didn’t see that.
*nods* Yeah, don't do that in from of mum, Eli.
She might have a heart attack.
*pushes Elias' hair back* Just don't do that in front of her, okay?
*nods and leans into me, looking up at you* Sorry, daddy. -Elias
I just don’t want you to hurt yourself, baby.
*rests my hands on the counter and hums* You and Rie wanna come spend the night tonight? Easton misses you.
*smiles and nods, looking at you* Can we? -Elias
*nods and smiles* Sure.
I can take them to preschool tomorrow with all the others. *glances over at Ariel and smiles* You feel like coming? I know Lila and Phee have been wanting a play date.
*eats her fries and nods* -Ariel
*smiles and looks at you* A girl of very few words.
She’s just content with her food.
Priorities. *hums and nods* These two are my favorite. Don't tell Seb and Cas.
Love that Ewan and Lenny weren’t an option.
*laughs softly, covering my mouth* Well...
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
Mm. The worst influence of them all.
*shrugs, grinning and reaching my arms out for you* You love it when I sit up here.
Not in front of our impressionable toddler.
*grabs your shirt and pulls you between my legs, smiling* We used to put Con and Mav up here all the time.
While holding them.
I'm holding him.
Now you’re all just ganging up on me.
*giggles and turns around, crawling across the counter towards you and me* -Elias
See, now that I did not tell him to do.
Still blaming you.
*sits next to me on the counter and grins* I did it. -Elias
Mm, that you did, love.
You’re lucky Liv didn’t see that.
*nods* Yeah, don't do that in from of mum, Eli.
She might have a heart attack.
*pushes Elias' hair back* Just don't do that in front of her, okay?
*nods and leans into me, looking up at you* Sorry, daddy. -Elias
I just don’t want you to hurt yourself, baby.
*rests my hands on the counter and hums* You and Rie wanna come spend the night tonight? Easton misses you.
*smiles and nods, looking at you* Can we? -Elias
*nods and smiles* Sure.
I can take them to preschool tomorrow with all the others. *glances over at Ariel and smiles* You feel like coming? I know Lila and Phee have been wanting a play date.
*eats her fries and nods* -Ariel
*smiles and looks at you* A girl of very few words.
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
Mm. The worst influence of them all.
*shrugs, grinning and reaching my arms out for you* You love it when I sit up here.
Not in front of our impressionable toddler.
*grabs your shirt and pulls you between my legs, smiling* We used to put Con and Mav up here all the time.
While holding them.
I'm holding him.
Now you’re all just ganging up on me.
*giggles and turns around, crawling across the counter towards you and me* -Elias
See, now that I did not tell him to do.
Still blaming you.
*sits next to me on the counter and grins* I did it. -Elias
Mm, that you did, love.
You’re lucky Liv didn’t see that.
*nods* Yeah, don't do that in from of mum, Eli.
She might have a heart attack.
*pushes Elias' hair back* Just don't do that in front of her, okay?
*nods and leans into me, looking up at you* Sorry, daddy. -Elias
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
Mm. The worst influence of them all.
*shrugs, grinning and reaching my arms out for you* You love it when I sit up here.
Not in front of our impressionable toddler.
*grabs your shirt and pulls you between my legs, smiling* We used to put Con and Mav up here all the time.
While holding them.
I'm holding him.
Now you’re all just ganging up on me.
*giggles and turns around, crawling across the counter towards you and me* -Elias
See, now that I did not tell him to do.
Still blaming you.
*sits next to me on the counter and grins* I did it. -Elias
Mm, that you did, love.
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
Mm. The worst influence of them all.
*shrugs, grinning and reaching my arms out for you* You love it when I sit up here.
Not in front of our impressionable toddler.
*grabs your shirt and pulls you between my legs, smiling* We used to put Con and Mav up here all the time.
While holding them.
I'm holding him.
Now you’re all just ganging up on me.
*giggles and turns around, crawling across the counter towards you and me* -Elias
See, now that I did not tell him to do.
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
Mm. The worst influence of them all.
*shrugs, grinning and reaching my arms out for you* You love it when I sit up here.
Not in front of our impressionable toddler.
*grabs your shirt and pulls you between my legs, smiling* We used to put Con and Mav up here all the time.
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
Mm. The worst influence of them all.
*shrugs, grinning and reaching my arms out for you* You love it when I sit up here.
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
Your nephew.
He's being mean to Eli.
*looks at Jamie and pouts* -Elias
I told him not to sit on the counter.
Why not? It's fun. *walks over to you and jumps to sit on the counter in front of you, smiling*
@connorhoran *calls you from school* -Luna
I can’t wait for Ewan and Lenny to graduate. I’m counting down the days.
*raises an eyebrow* What does graduating mean?
That their teachers stop calling me to tell me they switched places again.
*laughs* Wait, they still do that?
Still. Except they’re not good at getting away with it.
*shakes my head, eating another nugget* Amateurs.
Because they always forget they switched places. *shakes my head* Remy and Royal always get away with it. -Luna
Mm, well.
Mm, s'cause Cas and Seb didn't teach them well enough. Slackers.
*shakes my head* Thank god the last two aren’t identical.
Dunno, if Eli grows out his hair, they could pull it off.
Don’t give them ideas.
Just saying. They could pull it off. Speaking of which- *talks louder* I brought nuggets!
*squeals loudly and runs downstairs* Nuggies! -Elias
*shakes my head* Predictable.
*comes downstairs and smiles* Fries? -Ariel
*runs towards you and holds up his arms, grinning* Up, please! -Elias
*laughs and nods, looking at Ariel* And fries.
*picks him up and sets him in a chair, humming* What do you say?
*looks at you and smiles* Tank you. -Ariel
*slides over a kid box of nuggets to Elias and holding out the fries to Ariel* You're welcome.
*stands up in the chair and grabs the nuggets, sitting on the counter and swinging his legs* -Elias
*looks at Elias* Didn’t we talk about sitting on the counter?
*eats a nugget and looks at you, shaking his head* -Elias
I’m pretty sure we did.
*shakes his head again and swings his feet more, eating another nugget* -Elias
*watches him and smiles*
*shakes my head* Why do I bother.
*laughs quietly* Why do you bother, dad?
No clue. You were the same way.
Mm, so he's rightfully my favorite. Got it.
Mhm. You only ever listened when your mum told you to do it. You’d pretend you couldn’t hear me.
*walks over to stand in front of him, grinning* Tell dad. Sitting on the counter is fun, huh?
*smiles and looks at you, nodding* Is fun. -Elias
Instigator.
*pretends to whisper* Dad is just a fun ruiner.
*shakes my head* You’re a problem, both of you.
*giggles, swinging his legs again* -Elias
*grins and wraps my arms around him* Don't insult my little brother.
Bad influence. Horrible influence, actually.
*comes downstairs* Who's a bad influence? You?
@ask-jameshoran *packing my suitcase, looking at you* You gonna survive without me for the next month?
*makes a face and stares at you*
*looks at you and smiles* That a yes?
That's a very obvious no and you know it.
I promise I will answer whenever you call.
*sighs* Can't I just come?
We didn’t want to take Rie and Eli out of pre school, baby. And Rie insists on one of us picking them up.
*pouts and scrunches my face, mumbling* They'll live.
So will you, baby. We’ve been through worse.
Please?
*looks at you* If you can convince Rie to let Liv pick them up, then okay.
*sighs and sits back against the headboard*
*closes my bag and looks at you* Just imagine how good the I missed you sex is gonna be.
*glares at you, crossing my arms*
*smiles getting into bed and crawling over to you, kissing your neck* C’mon. You love when I come home and fuck you till you can’t walk.
*makes a soft noise and tries to keep pouting* Or we could just do that on the daily over there.
*smiles* But it’s less special.
Not to me.
*kisses your jaw* No? Because it usually sounds like it is.
I can still get missed you sex when you come home from working for the day.
You and I both know it’s different. *reaches up and pushes your hair back* You beg for it.
I don't want missed you sex. I want you.
It’s just a month, baby.
You say that like it makes a difference.
*hums* Then talk to Rie.
*leans my head back and sighs*
She does well with bribery.
Bribery with what?
Mm, toys, sweets. Clothes.
Subtle, Becks.
*shrugs* S’how I get her to do stuff.
And we have already have two spoiled 11 year olds.
All our kids are spoiled, to be fair.
Extra spoiled then.
*smiles* I always get Eli something when I get her something, so at least I’m fair.
Mhm. As long as you're fair.
Sometimes I give him something extra for not being a brat.
*scoffs and hits your shoulder* God, you're the one making them all spoiled.
Like you didn’t give Ro everything she asked for.
She was our first kid.
And these are our last.
*narrows my eyes* Smooth one.
Mm. I know.
*hits your chest* I'll figure it out. She loves Willow.
Mm, true.
And she likes seeing Prim.
*smiles* Loves her.
*nods* So it'll be fine.
Good thinking.
*grins* Can I pack while you go talk to her?
*smiles* Yeah yeah. *kisses you and gets up* Left you space.
*kisses you back and smiles, crawling off the bed and going to the closet*
@ask-jameshoran *packing my suitcase, looking at you* You gonna survive without me for the next month?
*makes a face and stares at you*
*looks at you and smiles* That a yes?
That's a very obvious no and you know it.
I promise I will answer whenever you call.
*sighs* Can't I just come?
We didn’t want to take Rie and Eli out of pre school, baby. And Rie insists on one of us picking them up.
*pouts and scrunches my face, mumbling* They'll live.
So will you, baby. We’ve been through worse.
Please?
*looks at you* If you can convince Rie to let Liv pick them up, then okay.
*sighs and sits back against the headboard*
*closes my bag and looks at you* Just imagine how good the I missed you sex is gonna be.
*glares at you, crossing my arms*
*smiles getting into bed and crawling over to you, kissing your neck* C’mon. You love when I come home and fuck you till you can’t walk.
*makes a soft noise and tries to keep pouting* Or we could just do that on the daily over there.
*smiles* But it’s less special.
Not to me.
*kisses your jaw* No? Because it usually sounds like it is.
I can still get missed you sex when you come home from working for the day.
You and I both know it’s different. *reaches up and pushes your hair back* You beg for it.
I don't want missed you sex. I want you.
It’s just a month, baby.
You say that like it makes a difference.
*hums* Then talk to Rie.
*leans my head back and sighs*
She does well with bribery.
Bribery with what?
Mm, toys, sweets. Clothes.
Subtle, Becks.
*shrugs* S’how I get her to do stuff.
And we have already have two spoiled 11 year olds.
All our kids are spoiled, to be fair.
Extra spoiled then.
*smiles* I always get Eli something when I get her something, so at least I’m fair.
Mhm. As long as you're fair.
Sometimes I give him something extra for not being a brat.
*scoffs and hits your shoulder* God, you're the one making them all spoiled.
Like you didn’t give Ro everything she asked for.
She was our first kid.
And these are our last.
*narrows my eyes* Smooth one.
Mm. I know.
*hits your chest* I'll figure it out. She loves Willow.
Mm, true.
And she likes seeing Prim.
*smiles* Loves her.
*nods* So it'll be fine.
Good thinking.
*grins* Can I pack while you go talk to her?
@ask-jameshoran *packing my suitcase, looking at you* You gonna survive without me for the next month?
*makes a face and stares at you*
*looks at you and smiles* That a yes?
That's a very obvious no and you know it.
I promise I will answer whenever you call.
*sighs* Can't I just come?
We didn’t want to take Rie and Eli out of pre school, baby. And Rie insists on one of us picking them up.
*pouts and scrunches my face, mumbling* They'll live.
So will you, baby. We’ve been through worse.
Please?
*looks at you* If you can convince Rie to let Liv pick them up, then okay.
*sighs and sits back against the headboard*
*closes my bag and looks at you* Just imagine how good the I missed you sex is gonna be.
*glares at you, crossing my arms*
*smiles getting into bed and crawling over to you, kissing your neck* C’mon. You love when I come home and fuck you till you can’t walk.
*makes a soft noise and tries to keep pouting* Or we could just do that on the daily over there.
*smiles* But it’s less special.
Not to me.
*kisses your jaw* No? Because it usually sounds like it is.
I can still get missed you sex when you come home from working for the day.
You and I both know it’s different. *reaches up and pushes your hair back* You beg for it.
I don't want missed you sex. I want you.
It’s just a month, baby.
You say that like it makes a difference.
*hums* Then talk to Rie.
*leans my head back and sighs*
She does well with bribery.
Bribery with what?
Mm, toys, sweets. Clothes.
Subtle, Becks.
*shrugs* S’how I get her to do stuff.
And we have already have two spoiled 11 year olds.
All our kids are spoiled, to be fair.
Extra spoiled then.
*smiles* I always get Eli something when I get her something, so at least I’m fair.
Mhm. As long as you're fair.
Sometimes I give him something extra for not being a brat.
*scoffs and hits your shoulder* God, you're the one making them all spoiled.
Like you didn’t give Ro everything she asked for.
She was our first kid.
And these are our last.
*narrows my eyes* Smooth one.
Mm. I know.
*hits your chest* I'll figure it out. She loves Willow.
Mm, true.
And she likes seeing Prim.
*smiles* Loves her.
*nods* So it'll be fine.
@ask-jameshoran *packing my suitcase, looking at you* You gonna survive without me for the next month?
*makes a face and stares at you*
*looks at you and smiles* That a yes?
That's a very obvious no and you know it.
I promise I will answer whenever you call.
*sighs* Can't I just come?
We didn’t want to take Rie and Eli out of pre school, baby. And Rie insists on one of us picking them up.
*pouts and scrunches my face, mumbling* They'll live.
So will you, baby. We’ve been through worse.
Please?
*looks at you* If you can convince Rie to let Liv pick them up, then okay.
*sighs and sits back against the headboard*
*closes my bag and looks at you* Just imagine how good the I missed you sex is gonna be.
*glares at you, crossing my arms*
*smiles getting into bed and crawling over to you, kissing your neck* C’mon. You love when I come home and fuck you till you can’t walk.
*makes a soft noise and tries to keep pouting* Or we could just do that on the daily over there.
*smiles* But it’s less special.
Not to me.
*kisses your jaw* No? Because it usually sounds like it is.
I can still get missed you sex when you come home from working for the day.
You and I both know it’s different. *reaches up and pushes your hair back* You beg for it.
I don't want missed you sex. I want you.
It’s just a month, baby.
You say that like it makes a difference.
*hums* Then talk to Rie.
*leans my head back and sighs*
She does well with bribery.
Bribery with what?
Mm, toys, sweets. Clothes.
Subtle, Becks.
*shrugs* S’how I get her to do stuff.
And we have already have two spoiled 11 year olds.
All our kids are spoiled, to be fair.
Extra spoiled then.
*smiles* I always get Eli something when I get her something, so at least I’m fair.
Mhm. As long as you're fair.
Sometimes I give him something extra for not being a brat.
*scoffs and hits your shoulder* God, you're the one making them all spoiled.
Like you didn’t give Ro everything she asked for.
She was our first kid.
And these are our last.
*narrows my eyes* Smooth one.
Mm. I know.
*hits your chest* I'll figure it out. She loves Willow.
Mm, true.
And she likes seeing Prim.
@ask-jameshoran *packing my suitcase, looking at you* You gonna survive without me for the next month?
*makes a face and stares at you*
*looks at you and smiles* That a yes?
That's a very obvious no and you know it.
I promise I will answer whenever you call.
*sighs* Can't I just come?
We didn’t want to take Rie and Eli out of pre school, baby. And Rie insists on one of us picking them up.
*pouts and scrunches my face, mumbling* They'll live.
So will you, baby. We’ve been through worse.
Please?
*looks at you* If you can convince Rie to let Liv pick them up, then okay.
*sighs and sits back against the headboard*
*closes my bag and looks at you* Just imagine how good the I missed you sex is gonna be.
*glares at you, crossing my arms*
*smiles getting into bed and crawling over to you, kissing your neck* C’mon. You love when I come home and fuck you till you can’t walk.
*makes a soft noise and tries to keep pouting* Or we could just do that on the daily over there.
*smiles* But it’s less special.
Not to me.
*kisses your jaw* No? Because it usually sounds like it is.
I can still get missed you sex when you come home from working for the day.
You and I both know it’s different. *reaches up and pushes your hair back* You beg for it.
I don't want missed you sex. I want you.
It’s just a month, baby.
You say that like it makes a difference.
*hums* Then talk to Rie.
*leans my head back and sighs*
She does well with bribery.
Bribery with what?
Mm, toys, sweets. Clothes.
Subtle, Becks.
*shrugs* S’how I get her to do stuff.
And we have already have two spoiled 11 year olds.
All our kids are spoiled, to be fair.
Extra spoiled then.
*smiles* I always get Eli something when I get her something, so at least I’m fair.
Mhm. As long as you're fair.
Sometimes I give him something extra for not being a brat.
*scoffs and hits your shoulder* God, you're the one making them all spoiled.
Like you didn’t give Ro everything she asked for.
She was our first kid.
And these are our last.
*narrows my eyes* Smooth one.
Mm. I know.
*hits your chest* I'll figure it out. She loves Willow.