"Don't Call Me Jaxy!"

First time running an ask blog 👉👈 kinda nervous | If y'all ever see me post something with incorrect formatting or reblog something that was clearly meant for a different blog, no you didn't <3

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Intro!!!

Hi everyone, friendly neighborhood mod here! Enough people seem to enjoy this blog that I figured I'd make an intro post

This ask blog is based on both canon, stuff gooseworx has said on their tumblr, tadc promotional stuff, and my own personal headcanons. I can't ensure that everything this Jax says is accurate or completely in-character to the canon tadc Jax, so please understand that I'm just having fun! I hope you have fun too!

Now questions:

Formatting???

"This is Jax speaking."

(This is the narrator, aka, me the mod. Jax can hear me!)

"Unfortunately."

Why haven't I answered your ask yet?

There are a lot of them and I haven't gotten to it yet

A very similar ask has already been answered

I am, for whatever reason, uncomfortable answering it (unlikely)

I just genuinely have zero clue how Jax would respond to it and am avoiding it until I figure it out (indefinitely)

Will you rp with other tadc blogs?

Nope! Sorry, that's not something I'm comfortable with atm (still new to running an ask blog), so if you send me an ask in character it's not getting answered

That's it for now! If I think of anything else I'll update this post. You can also ask me questions if you'd like, just make sure to address the mod instead of Jaxy! Happy asking!

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I know I haven’t touched this blog in like a year but I just wanted to come on here and say I was right transfem Jax is canon and the world is beautiful thank you and goodnight

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🌽🌽🌽

They are coming for you

"Emojis? Really? You think I'm afraid of a drawing just because it's corn, something I'm not scared of in the first place? Jeez, so little faith in me..."

(The corn emojis inch closer, causing Jax to jump.)

"Ack!"

(You were saying?)

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you desperately need a squat routine

"Hey what's that supposed to mean!? My @$$ is perfect, thank you."

(Whatever you need to tell yourself, Jaxy.)

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how did you know that dress was an anime reference

"Uhhhhhh, no comment."

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I heard you like eggs! *gives Jax 1234567890 crates of eggs* you can use your air fryer on them :D

(Jax is completely surrounded by eggs.)

"Wh- why? Just- why?"

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✨️You're a girl.

You're a lady.

You want a skirt to twirl?

I'll make that your fate-y.✨️

*poofs jax into pretty skirt. Ooh, and eyeliner*

-Ryming anon :3

"Huh- What, no!?"

(Jax yanks at the outfit.)

"GET ME OUT OF THIS! I'M A BOY!!"

(We promise no one is here to judge, Jaxy.)

"Bullshit."

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*drops mascara in front of jax* OOOOPS wow im so clumsy. would be a shame if someone were to put this on and perhaps have a gender awakening

(Jaxy eyes it with suspicion before subtly slipping it into his pocket.)

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I can't help but wonder why you of all people got a rabbit fursona when entering the circus. I thought rabbits were supposed to be like,, soothing. That's why therapy bunnies exist. Have you ever asked Cain why you specifically got this form?

"My jokes are designed to put the people at ease."

(Maybe you could call Jaxy exposure therapy?)

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Could I also interest you in this COMPLETELY FREE chainsaw for all your mass destruction needs as well? (That’ll be $1200.99 please)

"Same joke twice? C'mon, I know you can be more creative than that."

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Heard you hated that maid dress so I gave you a different dress uhh hope you like it gang 💞😛

"An anime reference won't make me give up my dignity, I'm not gangle."

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Ooc: If you saw me disappear for two weeks, no you didn't <3

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hi Jax! (gives him a kiss on the cheek before running away) you’ll never take me!

(Jax grimaces in disgust.)

"Do. Not. Touch. Me."

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Ribbit re-died............ Jaxy why?

"I- I didn't... what..?"

(Jax appears to be stunned into silence. That's a first.)

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Do you even HAVE a jaw??

"What's it to you?"

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THE FROG YOU ATE WAS RIBBIT.

"H- HUH!?"

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Catch

(Jaxy actually opens his mouth, catching the frog inside!)

"Yum."