The Man Behind The Moons

My version of Mr Moon. Blog for replies but I can change the name if you want to actualy rp as the caretaker!

[ask-mr-moon]

Is the moon made of cheese?

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ARE *YOU* MADE OF CHEESE?!!

@vetiti-cremeo You are a cheese expert, right? Do I look like cheese, lad???

[vetiti-cremeo]

Ah, Signore Moon!!!

… mamma mia. What a question. What a... face.

*Stares at Mr. Moon a little longer. Thoughtfully. Respectfully. Then shakes his head, slow and sure.*

No, no, Signor Moon. You do not look like cheese. You are just... shiny. You look like someone who wishes they were cheese though!! :D

[ask-mr-moon]

Shiny, what a strange way to describe somebody...

*Mumbles something to himself, then looks in the mirror with a squint.*

Shiny?

*Inexplicably, he starts craving some cheese.*

[ask-mr-moon]

I wanna kiss matilda weasley sooooo baddddd but i dont think shes into women😒😒😒

I'm sure there's no harm in asking her. What have you got to lose? You know she's married, therefore the rejection wouldn't sting that bad.

[ask-mr-moon]

Is the moon made of cheese?

..

ARE *YOU* MADE OF CHEESE?!!

@vetiti-cremeo You are a cheese expert, right? Do I look like cheese, lad???

[ask-mr-moon]

Mr moon why are there demiguise statues with moons everywhere?

Ah, that would be the work of my old pal, my old champ 'Pigtails' Piers! *He laughs.* We share the kind of friendship that transcends time! I paid him a visit recently, actually. Reassured him that I'll come visit often to reminisce about the good old days. He looked so shocked, undoubtedly happy and speechless at the idea!

[ask-mr-moon]

I am a man of class, you know!

[ask-mr-moon]

Why professor weasley lowkey a baddie like i’d hit that fr

*Looks up from his pint while enjoying his evening at Three Broomsticks.*

That's 'cause she is a baddie. You've never seen her in her youth! Forget about landing a hit on her. Her Protego is so powerful it threw me half across the classroom.

*He giggles at the memory, hiccups, and goes back to drinking.*

[ask-mr-moon]

Mr moon i judt saw a student use the killing curse on another in the halls and i regret to inform you that you have to clean that up so

Ah, you kids and your joyful little pranks! I can see it in your eyes! Hop on and enjoy your game. If there's any mess to clean up, just call for a house-elf, will you? Cleaning is hardly a caretaker's job, even if one can execute the Vanishing charm quite flawlessly.

[ask-mr-moon]

So uh... Do you have anything to say about those single ladies and gents and the other?

Only if they are, uh, satisfied with what humble gifts I had to offer them?

[thornsunicorn]

I played Hogwarts Legacy 4 times to see House differences. I had to collect Demiguise statues 4 times.

I already thought Mr. Moon was kinda chill and cool, all right. And the statues placements made sense at first. But then you start to notice a lot of them are in residential buildings and private properties rather than shops or work places. Apparently Moon goes to a lot of people’s houses across the entirety of Highlands. At least 5 of the statues are in the bedroom too…

Mr. Moon fucks??? Go off, poly king…

[kyomi-nomi]

I noticed this as well, also that a lot of the homes belong to single or widowed women and men

[thornsunicorn]

What a legend

[ask-mr-moon]

Ah, whoever sent me this rejuvenating potion, I am happy to inform you that it did wonders! I look and feel so much younger. It takes me back to my younger years. All the passion, all the drive! I was full of it!

Time to hit the Three Broomstics! Or perhaps owl Agnes, see what her plans are or tonight!

[ask-scribner]

No need to send an owl after me, dear. I am already here. And I must say, I do like what I see.

As for my plans for tonight's plans, I expect to see you on your knees, and by the end of the evening, I want to hear you singing my name. Let's see if that potion did more than just rejuvenate your body.

Hopefully it will satisfy my appetite.

[ask-mr-moon]

[ask-mr-moon]

Ah, whoever sent me this rejuvenating potion, I am happy to inform you that it did wonders! I look and feel so much younger. It takes me back to my younger years. All the passion, all the drive! I was full of it!

Time to hit the Three Broomstics! Or perhaps owl Agnes, see what her plans are or tonight!

[hogwarts-legacy-confessions]

F / Marry /Avada Kedavra

Gladwin Moon

Phineas Nigellus Black

Piers Pemberton

👀

Gladwin Moon

Fuck

Marry

Avada Kedavra

Voting ended onSep 20, 2024

[ask-mr-moon]

Those are not encouraging results 🥲

[hogwarts-legacy-confessions]

Moon could have been attractive, but no, they had to give him the most grating voice and also the worst quest in the game. Justice for a version of Moon that got to be like a hotter Filch.

👀

Gladwin Moon

Doesn't need to be hot

Is already hot

Deserves to be hot

Voting ended onAug 21, 2024

[ask-mr-moon]

[ask-sebastian]

How good are you with a broom, Sallow?

As good as I am with anything else that finds itself between my legs.*

(*Imelda's opinion is irrelevant in any such scenario)

[ask-scribner]

Well, well, Mr. Sallow, it seems we share a talent.

[ask-sebastian]

Though it does explain @ask-mr-moon's chosen career.

[ask-mr-moon]

Young men such as yourself should, hmm, pay closer attention to the techniques of your elders!

[ask-scribner]

Dear Agnes,

I assume our agreement still stands? I finished your latest S.P.I.C.E. suggestion and I'm ready to delve even deeper into your Restricted Section.

Mr. Moon

Mr. Moon,

By Merlin's crotch, you didn't think I'd let you slip between my covers without permission, did you? You’re finished when I tell you you’re finished.

Respectfully yours, A. Scribner

[ask-scribner]

Agnes,

I despair. I tried looking for a book on the matters of delicate variety, but doing so around our dear students makes me feel uneasy. I humbly ask for your assistance! If you don't mind, can I come in after the library closes? It's a rather delicate matter.

Gladwin Moon

Dear Mr. Moon,

You can come inside any time. My doors are always open.

Respectfully yours, A. Scribner

[ask-mr-moon]

*Really appreciates the reply but the intricacies of the conversation are lost on him. He'll come as soon as he can!*

[ask-mr-moon]