Ask Otto Lammermeier

the header is what happens in my dreams

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I am just now learning that Danny DeVito voiced the Lorax and it makes me vaguely uncomfortable.

[askmaxvontrenk]

since i can’t binge watch a show, and i’m an idiot, my solution is to try to binge watch something longer. i’m gonna make a list of my favorite horror movies and see how far in i get, if anyone wants to join me.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I can bring snacks?

[askmaxvontrenk]

yeah, sounds good. any requests?

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I’ve never seen a horror movie, so I’ll trust what you pick.

[askmaxvontrenk]

likely not the greatest decision you’ll ever make, but i appreciate it.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I’ve got popcorn, soda, chips, and candy. Anything else I should bring?

[askmaxvontrenk]

hm, nope. sounds good to me. i’ll pay you back when you get here.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

No need, it’s on the house.

[askmaxvontrenk]

well, thank you.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

No prob, Bob. I should be over in a few if that's okay?

[askmaxvontrenk]

since i can’t binge watch a show, and i’m an idiot, my solution is to try to binge watch something longer. i’m gonna make a list of my favorite horror movies and see how far in i get, if anyone wants to join me.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I can bring snacks?

[askmaxvontrenk]

yeah, sounds good. any requests?

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I’ve never seen a horror movie, so I’ll trust what you pick.

[askmaxvontrenk]

likely not the greatest decision you’ll ever make, but i appreciate it.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I’ve got popcorn, soda, chips, and candy. Anything else I should bring?

[askmaxvontrenk]

hm, nope. sounds good to me. i’ll pay you back when you get here.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

No need, it's on the house.

[askmaxvontrenk]

since i can’t binge watch a show, and i’m an idiot, my solution is to try to binge watch something longer. i’m gonna make a list of my favorite horror movies and see how far in i get, if anyone wants to join me.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I can bring snacks?

[askmaxvontrenk]

yeah, sounds good. any requests?

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I’ve never seen a horror movie, so I’ll trust what you pick.

[askmaxvontrenk]

likely not the greatest decision you’ll ever make, but i appreciate it.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I've got popcorn, soda, chips, and candy. Anything else I should bring?

[askmaxvontrenk]

since i can’t binge watch a show, and i’m an idiot, my solution is to try to binge watch something longer. i’m gonna make a list of my favorite horror movies and see how far in i get, if anyone wants to join me.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I can bring snacks?

[askmaxvontrenk]

yeah, sounds good. any requests?

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I've never seen a horror movie, so I'll trust what you pick.

[askmaxvontrenk]

since i can’t binge watch a show, and i’m an idiot, my solution is to try to binge watch something longer. i’m gonna make a list of my favorite horror movies and see how far in i get, if anyone wants to join me.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I can bring snacks?

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

//Note from mod: I'm back

//Just wanted to apologize for being so inactive lately. I don't really have a good excuse tbh, but I wanted to say I'll try to be online more starting now.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

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(Ask: send me one 🌻 and I’ll tell you whatever I want)

One kid at school refuses to call me anything except Dr. Octopus.

[ask-moritz-stiefel-deactivated2]

I AM ONLY CALLING YOU DR. OCTOPUS FROM NOW UNTIL I FUCKING DIE!

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

Moritz, I swear to G O D-

[ask-moritz-stiefel-deactivated2]

So, Dr. Octopus, how have you been?

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

You little shit...

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

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(Ask: send me one 🌻 and I'll tell you whatever I want)I killed Mufasa.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

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(Ask: send me one 🌻 and I’ll tell you whatever I want)

One kid at school refuses to call me anything except Dr. Octopus.

[ask-moritz-stiefel-deactivated2]

I AM ONLY CALLING YOU DR. OCTOPUS FROM NOW UNTIL I FUCKING DIE!

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

Moritz, I swear to G O D-

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

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(Ask: send me one 🌻 and I'll tell you whatever I want)One kid at school refuses to call me anything except Dr. Octopus.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

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(Ask: send me one 🌻 and I’ll tell you whatever I want)

If Georg Zirschnitz were a bee, he would be(e) a Tawny Mining Bee. They build underground burrows rather than hives, and they’re very important even if people don’t always give them the credit they deserve.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz]

This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said about me. Oh my god, Otto, I love you so much!

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I love you too, so so s o much! (And you're always important to me ❤)

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

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(Ask: send me one 🌻 and I'll tell you whatever I want)If Georg Zirschnitz were a bee, he would be(e) a Tawny Mining Bee. They build underground burrows rather than hives, and they're very important even if people don't always give them the credit they deserve.

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

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(Ask: leave one 🌻 in my askbox and I'll tell you whatever I want)Alright... Y'know who pisses me off? DR. SEUSS. S O, let's talk about this bitch for a hot second. One of the most s u c c e s s f u l writers of all time, regarded as a poet in the eyes of many people. HE MAKES UP WORDS. The dickhead can't even r h y m e! I've tried writing poetry once or twice, and I know how to rhyme without making shit up! And what the HELL is a Truffula Tree? I love Dr. Seuss but J E S U S CHRIST.

[shigure]

power move: reblog an ungodly amount of ask games that use the same emoji and when someone sends you an ask with it you just tell them whatever you want

[shigure]

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

[ask-georg-zirschnitz]

How are you and Otto?

Very, very much in love. He’s great. He’s wonderful. He’s more than wonderful- he’s spectacular. I fall in love with Otto just a little bit more every day. 

Yours truly,Georg Zirschnitz. 

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

That’s pretty gay.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz]

I’ll admit that. It’s very gay. 

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

In all fairness, so are we.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz]

How are you and Otto?

Very, very much in love. He’s great. He’s wonderful. He’s more than wonderful- he’s spectacular. I fall in love with Otto just a little bit more every day. 

Yours truly,Georg Zirschnitz. 

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

That's pretty gay.