BONK!!!

I'm the Scout! Ask away. 💚💚🤍🩵💙 NSFW ASKS are definitely welcome. 18+ Account.

[ask-thescout]

Hey pal! You! Yeah, You!

It's me, the Scout. I'm kind of a big deal, ya know? Show me some love. Ask away. I'll answer anything, the good, the bad, and the ugly. 18+ .

NSFW Asks DEFINITELY welcome (ADULTS ONLY, MDNI)

My Sniper<3: @doggyblusnipes

My best buds: @number-one-fan-of-doktor @number-one-fan-of-heavy @justthescout

My Doubles: @not-even-winded

Banner by: @cupidsdescendant <3

Basic DNI: TERFs, Anti-LGBTQ, Trump Supporters, Vivziepop supporters, Etcetera. I DO NOT support pedo ships or incest ships. (I.e, Spyscout.)

Rule of trust: I know I'm an adult and you know I'm an adult. I am perfectly capable of fluff and comfort, as well as basic PG13 Humor. However, I also post a lot of smutty content, meaning MDNI WITH THOSE POSTS!!! I refuse to interact any way but appropriately with minors. You can ask for hugs, etc. But do NOT GO INTO MY ASKS AS AN ANON OR OTHERWISE AND SEND NSFW THINGS IF YOU ARE A MINOR.

If I figure out you are a minor and have been innappropriately interacting with me, I will block you.

My tags:

#the real red scout

#the red scout answers

#the red scout rambles

[ask-thescout]

Has anyone ever told you how adorable a sweet you are~? Nein? Vell zhen, allow me to be zhe first, ja~?

@ask-the-red-medic666

*Scout blushes hard, rubbing the back of his neck.* I- Uh- I-

[ask-thescout]

OOC post because this made me giggle

how am I stupid dawg you’re the one DMing me out of nowhere when we’ve never once interacted or spoken.

she blocked me directly after, btdubs.

[ask-thescout]

Hallo leibling~. Have you been good today?

@ask-the-red-medic666

Shit, I guess so.

I drank a lotta milk. Gotta keep these bones strong.

I can make you bone stronger though.

[ask-the-red-medic666]

confised by English slang

*processing*

Vhat?

[ask-thescout]

*scout took a balloon out- the kind you make balloon animals with- and blew it up. He then put it sticking straight out from below his belt buckle. He raised an eyebrow and gestured to the balloon.* Boner.

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Ah! I-I Uh, I see!!

[ask-thescout]

Awwwww, cute~

[ask-thescout]

Hallo leibling~. Have you been good today?

@ask-the-red-medic666

Shit, I guess so.

I drank a lotta milk. Gotta keep these bones strong.

I can make you bone stronger though.

[ask-the-red-medic666]

confised by English slang

*processing*

Vhat?

[ask-thescout]

*scout took a balloon out- the kind you make balloon animals with- and blew it up. He then put it sticking straight out from below his belt buckle. He raised an eyebrow and gestured to the balloon.* Boner.

[ask-thescout]

Hallo leibling~. Have you been good today?

@ask-the-red-medic666

Shit, I guess so.

I drank a lotta milk. Gotta keep these bones strong.

I can make you bone stronger though.

[ask-thescout]

FLU SHOT TIME LEIBLING~!!!

@ask-the-red-medic666

FUCK NO I AINT GETTIN NO SHOT

[ask-the-red-medic666]

YES YOU ARE. HOLD STILL DUMMKOPF-

[ask-thescout]

NUH UH

[ask-thescout]

FLU SHOT TIME LEIBLING~!!!

@ask-the-red-medic666

FUCK NO I AINT GETTIN NO SHOT

[wishfulsketching]

I got curious, who do you ship scout with?

No-one. He's just kinda there

[ask-thescout]

:(

[ask-thescout]

Scout. Can you please tell soldier to get his raccoons out of my castle? If you do I will spare you this Halloween.

Eh, I guess so. Probably won’t listen ta me though.

[doggyblusnipes]

laid in the sun today. it was bloody hot but the grass smelled nice. funny how layin' 'round like that can make ya feel lazier...

[ask-thescout]

Mmmm, that’s cute, baby. C’mere.

[doggyblusnipes]

*tail wags, a little energy showing still at the sight of Scout. trots over, defaulting to hugging him* Scout, mate~ arvo...

[ask-thescout]

*Scout kisses the top of his head, running his hands through his hair.* good boy. Missed ya.

[doggyblusnipes]

laid in the sun today. it was bloody hot but the grass smelled nice. funny how layin' 'round like that can make ya feel lazier...

[ask-thescout]

Mmmm, that’s cute, baby. C’mere.

[ask-thescout]

@doggyblusnipes

”I MISSED YA, SNIPES!!”

[running-in-blind]

Running in Blind

=Semi-Selective TF2 Roleplay blog=

/ Multiverse & Multiship / One liners - Multipara /

OC, AU & Crossover friendly, Penned by Minty, 15+ years experience

(More active at this point in time on my sideblog @redfloridascout )

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<Rules> <Muses> <Roleplay Memes> <Art Blog>

[ask-thescout]

Oh no I’M HOT

[ask-thescout]

Balls

“What about ‘em?”

[evangelina830]

Happy pride month, I decided to draw my Blu Sniper headcanon because he is intersex 💛💜

Maybe yaoi next idk pride month is every month if u gay enough

[ask-thescout]

OH NO HE’S HOT

[doggyblusnipes]

*He ruffles Sniper's hair with both hands like you would to a dog's ears*

"Good puppy :3"

heh heh heh~ *tail wags* that's me~ blimey, that feels good...

[ask-thescout]

Heyyy, dats my job!