I BROKE THE GLASS THAT SURROUNDED ME.

~ CHRISTINA V. COHEN-CHANG, but I prefer to go by Tina. I'm a freshman student at NYU, rooming with future star Rachel Berry, and I'm in a relationship (1 whole year!!) with the one and only Finn Hudson. Anything else? You know where to find me!

[ask-tina]

Text // Blina

B: I am made of carbon and oxygen.

T: Oh my god.

T: Technically, yes. Mentally, sunshine and rainbows.

T: With a gallon of cute thrown into that mix.

[ask-tina]

TEXT MESSAGE → ST. COHEN CHANG

Jesse: OH.

Jesse: You got drunk, Dorothy. Don't deny it.

Tina: Yeah, OH.

Tina: You totally ruined my plans. I was going to play a ton of Judy Garland movies and make you watch them with me.

Tina: I'll deny it for as long as I want to. Because I can.

[ask-tina]

TEXT MESSAGE → ST. COHEN CHANG

Jesse: You got drunk at Kurt's birthday.

Jesse: Explain.

Tina: Shhhh, no, that didn't happen.

Tina: It's Judy Garland's birthday, you idiot.

[ask-tina]

Text // Blina

B: Ah yes. Feelings of teenage angst, but of course. How could I forget?

T: Can't imagine. Maybe it's because you're made of sunshine and rainbows.

[ask-tina]

TEXT MESSAGE → ST. COHEN CHANG

Jesse: Are you drunk?

Tina: I don't get drunk, Jesse-boo. One does not simply get drunk.

Tina: except you.

Tina: Anyway, I'm not drunk.

[ask-tina]

TEXT MESSAGE → ST. COHEN CHANG

Tina: Happy birthday!

Jesse: My birthday was a month ago.

Tina: No! Not your birthday!

Tina: Technically, it should be /my/ birthday.

[ask-tina]

Text // Blina

B: You cat has a stutter. It's not a talking stutter. It's a physical stutter. He'll look at you, then freeze, then look away, then look back, then look away and then come up to you. He's strange.

T: Maybe he just has a lot on his mind, Blainey. A cat has a lot to think about! Like when he'll be fed. Or maybe he's shy and wonders if you love him and feels discouraged. He has feelings, Blaine, feelings!

[ask-tina]

Text // Blina

B: I think about many things, Tina. If you are lucky, then I shall share them with you over time.

B: However, mocking me is certainly not the way to let you into the magical world that is Blaine Anderson's brain.

T: Obviously.

T: Oh, come onnnn. You know I love you, boo. I mock you in the friendliest way possible. Promise.

[ask-tina]

Text // Blina

B: I was sitting at the dinner table when I began to think about something... I believe your cat has absorbed your personality.

B: Let me be clear, I mean your gothic personality. You are a much more happy and joyful person now, although you do have your moments. I say that with the utmost respect. I believe that cat has absorbed all your negative traits.

T: ....You think about these things, Blainey?

T: Wait. No. Of course you do. You think about the magic of my negative traits being transferred to my cat. Respectfully!

T: Okay, I'm mocking you, but I'm actually laughing. This is oddly fascinating, please keep going.

[ask-tina]

Text To: Rachel, Tina, Jesse and others

B: i think i have nice eyes. people say i do.

B: of course it makes me happy. a happy tina means a happy blaine.

B: :)

T: well, i mean, they're bright and pretty and full of.... hope. I think.

T: then that's what matters most to me. :)

[ask-tina]

Text To: Rachel, Tina, Jesse and others

B: I'm just Blaine

B: my cooper says i have a big heart.

B: so im blaine with a big heart.

B: and you're tina with a big smile that makes people happy

T: I think Cooper is right

T: your heart is really big. bigger than your eyes, I think.

T: does it make you happy?

[ask-tina]

Text To: Rachel, Tina, Jesse and others

B: Okay okay, take your time baby, don't get hurt, i'm waiting for you

T: oh god see

T: that's what I meant.

T: you're just gross but you're also adorable and sweet so no one can call you gross.

[ask-tina]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KURT!

[broadwayboundstjames]

I’m not that drunk.  Yet.

[ask-tina]

Okay, okay, whatever, maybe I spoke too hastily...drunk, drinking, dancing around like crazy....same thing.

[ask-tina]

Text To: Rachel, Tina, Jesse and others

B: I miss you! COME BACK.

T: I miss you tooooo! I'M TRYING DON'T RUSH ME

[ask-tina]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KURT!

[blaineitonthemusic]

I’m not drunk, Tina! Silly.

[ask-tina]

Are you sure, Blainey? Because I think you are..to be honest sometimes it's hard to tell. You're... uh, naturally giddy....and you don't have to be drunk to jump on the furniture so...

[ask-tina]

Text To: Rachel, Tina, Jesse and others

B: I am not.

B: TINA, WHERE DID YOU GO

T: In the best way, I swear. in a cut e way.

T: I'M. UM. I'M LOST.

[ask-tina]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KURT!

I swear I'm only on my second drink. It's really amusing to see everyone else drunk while I can still remember it so I'm just going to stand here in...uhm... I don't actually know which corner I'm in. It's somewhere....it's too loud, that's what.

Aaaaanyway, this is an "official" birthday wish for the rest of the world to see for my amazing friend, Kurt. He looks like he's having a lot of fun, so I guess this has been a successful p......wait what, why are you doing that, oh gross. Yeah, no, I want to forget that, never mind, I'm getting another drink.