Ask Uramichi Oniisan!

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18+ ONLY

This is a RP blog - any dark thoughts are not serious

Hey there!

Welcome to my blog - I'm Uramichi Oniisan.

Age: 31 Height: 175cm (5'9")

Blood Type: AB Birthday: December 21

Smoker: YES. Drinker: YES (heavyweight)

Status: Single Orientation: Pan

I'm here completely aganist my will in an attempt to bring more over seas viewers to a children's show :)!

Please interact with me so that I can continue to make a living :)!

Otherwise I might die.

Feel free to come to me with anything! Much needed advice, little chats telling me about your day, stories of your childhood, an unrelentless loathing of your quality of life and an adulthood filled with depression that you can't ever escape no matter how hard you try -

... Let's have some fun!

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i’m a shut-in do you have any advice for me

Just make sure you're taking care of yourself. You can't be a shut in AND unhealthy. Make time for yourself to work out, get SOME sunlight, and eat healthy.

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soo out of PURE CURIOSITY and NO NEFARIOUS INTENTIONS...if you could control usahar for a day what would you do

Make him stay home.

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how was your life as a gymnast?

Not great.

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i ate the fish thing and it kind of looked like you. beady little eyes.

.... Gross.

Was it good?

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if someone gave you enough money to retire, what would you do?

I guess it depends.

If it's just enough to retire, I'd probably get a cheap place outside of Tokyo. Something that needs work, something to keep my mind occupied.

But if they gave me enough money to spend lavishly... I'd open a safe place for abused families. Maybe with gymnastics on the side for kids to blow off stream.

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Are you serious about dressing up as a cat if your rent is covered for a year? Cuz if you are then I'm game. Dunno how long it'll take but it'll def be the first time I keep a new year's resolution

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha ha ha haa

Keep me updated.

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what is your favorite memory about gymnastics?

Impressing the kids.

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how much would I have to pay to get you to dress up as a cat again?

Cover my rent for the rest of the year.

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When you haven't posted since November and your first post of 2023 is ..... That.

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pls give us your juiciest romantic story. if you have none, your juiciest fantasy.

Juiciest romantic story....

I'm afraid I don't have any of those.

Fantasy then?

To come home to a hot meal, warm sake, and a blow job.

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Life lessons with Uramichi

Life lesson #74:

Don't police others with your own personal beliefs.

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Life lessons with Uramichi

Life lesson #73:

Other people can't read your mind. Speak up for yourself. Communication is key.

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Life lessons with Uramichi

Life lesson #72:

The world does not owe you understanding. If you have traumas and mental health issues, it is not everyone else's job to tip toe around you and tolerate bad behavior you refuse to address for yourself.

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Life lessons with Uramichi

Life lesson #71:

No one is special, we are all three generations away from being totally forgotten and the world will carry on after we die.

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Life lessons with Uramichi

Life lesson #70:

Nobody wants to hear your music, either from your car or from your phone.