Wtfuture Theo

THIS IS AN RP ACC!!!

[ask-wtfuture-theo]

Oh! Hi there!

I’m uh… I’m Theo! I just started working in the Red army

I’ve been told this is a good way to (maybe) keep sane while working here, not sure why I’d need that advice though….

I made these “extra limbs” myself since my legs aren’t really doing so good, they’re a huge help!

YO, the mod of this acc is @l0sing-my-marbles !

Got inspired by other eddsworld rp blogs and ones that used their OCs! So I decided to dig up my son who hasn’t seen the light of day in 4 years

I am a bit new to this whole RP-ing thing on tumblr so bear with me chat </3

This is Theo’s text

This is OOC (out of character) text

**Actions will look like this**

And if I’m announcing smth then it’ll have the OOC in the very beginning of the post

Some Theo Facts!!!

His “extra limbs” work like spider legs! So yes he CAN hypothetically climb up walls

It can lift him up to 8 feet in the air!

The limbs are attached so something that looks like a backpack, which he constantly wears

He connected it to his nervous system/brain! So he can move each limb independently! There’s some wires on the back of his backpack that connect to his head… which means don’t try to take his backpack off (or do! :3)

He can remove it! He only does it to sleep though

He likes spicy foods!

He got his scar from a malfunction in his inventions, as well as the reason why he can’t really move his legs/walk for long periods of time

[ask-wtfuture-theo]

Hey uh… Red Leader sir..?

What if, and he’s me out, we take in both the parents and the kids for the army..? Raise them to be soldiers! And whatnot

\\OOC @ask-theredleader

[ask-theredleader]

And what use do these pathetic, grubby handed, obese children give me?

They're a nuisance. All they do is cry and whine. We don't have time to play 'daycare' and babysit over a bunch of five year old's. Too expensive.. Too. . . Pointless. Worthless.

And the parents are well over the age to properly fight without pulling a muscle midway; they'll only slow everyone down. And we're not going to play 'nursing home' any time soon.

[ask-wtfuture-theo]

Then maybe…

Mmmmaybe select few..? Make it seem “special” like it’s an honor and they should strive to be the best..?

[ask-wtfuture-theo]

Hey uh… Red Leader sir..?

What if, and he’s me out, we take in both the parents and the kids for the army..? Raise them to be soldiers! And whatnot

\\OOC @ask-theredleader

[ask-wtfuture-theo]

Hm…… sometimes I wonder what bees taste like… is that weird? Is it weird to be a part of this army and want to know what a bee tastes like????

[ask-theredleader]

Hey uh… leader? Red? Red leader? Sorry I’m a bit new, not sure what to call you yet, but I’m Theo!

I made myself some enhancements since I can’t exactly move my legs too well- B-BUT THEY WORK DON’T WORRY! I’M NOT COMPLETELY USELESS

(//OOC HI TWIN I DON’T HAVE A BLOG YET SINCE I GOTTA MAKE THE ART, BUT ITS ME FROM EARLIER LMAO)

Hm? And..? What use does this information offer me. . . ?

.. What,, are you looking for a space in the army or. . . ??

People will be saying anything nowadays with little to no reasoning behind it. . .

[ask-wtfuture-theo]

I’M SO SORRY SIR..?

I think

I just noticed you were lacking a bit of um… height

Please take no offense