Also known as that pissy bitch scout

Tulip "Alex" Kambers 23 Female Albany, NY RED Scout In a complicated relationship Currently based at Coldfront

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[askalexkambers]

redjaybird replied to your photo: “Anyone got any alcohol? To drink, of course.” “If JarJar could see you now”

Alex frowns in annoyance before blowing smoke in his face, cheering herself up. “He can’t though, so what’s your point? Doubt he’d be very shocked. Maybe he’d scold me for smoking, but he’s not the boss of me. I’m not a kid anymore.”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

He coughed a little, but its not like he doesn’t smoke too. “You’re still a baby. A small, disappointing baby.”

[askalexkambers]

“Oooh, is that supposed to hurt my feelings? Maybe you haven’t learned how to embrace being a disappointment but I’ve got 21 years experience. Hey, wait… when you think about it, I’m technically older than you, aren’t I? Damn.” Alex bursts out laughing. “Ooooh boy, ouch, it hurts to laugh but that’s funny. You’re right about the small thing though, I think I’m 5′2″ now? Eh, smaller target, can’t complain.” 

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“Oh shut it, you little shit. Technically I may only be a few years old, but I’m still an adult with memories of 30 years of experience. So, more than you.”

[askalexkambers]

“Weeeeeeiiiiiiiiird. What kinda memories? Come on, tell me something! Anything, really. But don’t go skimpin’ on the details!”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“You wanna hear all the details about your ‘big brother?’ Without him telling you himself?”

[askalexkambers]

“Heh, is that even a question? Of course I do! Now come on, spill it!”

[askalexkambers]

[lmao yami may very well be the only person who sees this but would anyone be interested if I made blogs for other ocs? I have more tf2 ocs and 2 that get magical powers through dancing lmao but obviously w/ the magic of aus they can interact with anyone. I guess borderlands is popular, I could make that work.]

[askalexkambers]

redjaybird

“I don’t give a shit about half the shit required to be a spy, anyway, I just wanna kill shit. So I got the stabbing and looking good while doing it down. That’s all a spy really needs.”

“You’re the annoying one.”

“Pfffft, okay, if that’s what you think. ‘s like saying all there is to being a scout is running fast and killing. Like, that’s the essence of it, yeah, but there’s more to it than that.”

“At least I can recognize when I’m being annoying.”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“Well what else would there be to a scout? Your class is full of scrawny little shits that would die from a fuckin’ poke.”

[askalexkambers]

“Exactly! Gotta know how to dodge an’ shit. An’ I mean, I guess knowing when to run from a fight. Everyone should know these things, but they’re life or death for scouts, and whether or not you bring back the intel. Sometimes you’ll see a scrawny spy...” She motions to him, “... and just wanna murder the shit outta him, but you know it’s better to just bolt past ‘em.”

[askalexkambers]

redjaybird replied to your photo: “Anyone got any alcohol? To drink, of course.” “If JarJar could see you now”

Alex frowns in annoyance before blowing smoke in his face, cheering herself up. “He can’t though, so what’s your point? Doubt he’d be very shocked. Maybe he’d scold me for smoking, but he’s not the boss of me. I’m not a kid anymore.”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

He coughed a little, but its not like he doesn’t smoke too. “You’re still a baby. A small, disappointing baby.”

[askalexkambers]

“Oooh, is that supposed to hurt my feelings? Maybe you haven’t learned how to embrace being a disappointment but I’ve got 21 years experience. Hey, wait… when you think about it, I’m technically older than you, aren’t I? Damn.” Alex bursts out laughing. “Ooooh boy, ouch, it hurts to laugh but that’s funny. You’re right about the small thing though, I think I’m 5′2″ now? Eh, smaller target, can’t complain.” 

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“Oh shut it, you little shit. Technically I may only be a few years old, but I’m still an adult with memories of 30 years of experience. So, more than you.”

[askalexkambers]

“Weeeeeeiiiiiiiiird. What kinda memories? Come on, tell me something! Anything, really. But don’t go skimpin’ on the details!”

[suenden-hund]

I made one of those lol

You can send me a few or reblog it for yourself

[sapientiea]

A Court of Thorns & Roses: Rhysand

“Everything I love has always had a tendency to be taken away from me.”

[askalexkambers]

About

Tulip “Alex” Kambers

11/16/1950

Female

RED Scout

5'2"

115 lbs

Looks: FC is Molly Blutstein, but sadly there isn’t many images of her around so I also use Maisie Williams and Rose Leslie, as they both have many features that remind me of Alex.

Alex was born and raised in Albany, New York with her Irish immigrant parents. Always a stubborn, strong-willed troublemaker, she would get into fights with kids who would pick on her. Her mother was killed in an automobile accident, shielding Alex from danger, when Alex was still very young, and she soon became afraid of doctors to this day (it takes a lot for her to warm up to them). She blames them for not being able to save her mom, ‘choosing who lives or dies’. After her mother passed, Alex had no one protecting her from her father, who was a very violent alcoholic. Having no one, her life quickly takes a turn for the worse and at 17 she drops out of school and ran away to lives on the streets of Manhattan. She occasionally fought for money, or dealt drugs, anything for her to live off of. In a random chance of luck she meets a guy who for no reason showers her in kindness and even gets her a real job. In 1969 he is drafted for Vietnam, and she starts falling back into drug dealing and fighting and comes across an advertisement for RED and signs up, where she ends up in Teufort. She was transferred to Coldfront, and then trained with a Teufort teammate in Korea before returning back to Teufort, to find it practically empty.

An alcoholic herself, she tends to drink a lot [I LEARNED IT BY WATCH YOU, DAD], but has been trying to learn how to pace herself, but that all goes out the window when she’s in a bad mood. As a Scout, she avoids smoking, but does have a cigarette every so often, especially to relax. She’s never been good at expressing her emotions, only exploding at people. Her temper is off the charts because of this and it should be noted that it would be best to avoid angering her. She does her best to distract herself by taking a jog around the base, or any other form of exercise. She also enjoys pranking her teammates, and hanging around with them. She hates being alone unless she explicitly expresses otherwise. In her bouts of anger and frustration she becomes violent and if someone is bother her may attack them, or may smash things around them. She could be described as very childish in this sense. Alex loves getting into fights, similarly to those addicted to gambling, she never can guess the outcome, but the thrill drives her to keep picking fights.

[askalexkambers]

"Too bad Jarry's not around the bases so much anymore, eh?"

“Eeey, how about you fuck off you limp dick asshole?” She clearly looks unimpressed by his presence. “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. As soon as I get back from Coldfront and Korea you appear. It’s like you missed me. That or you’ve just taken responsibility to haunt the entire base like the fucking demon you are, and you leapt at the opportunity to try and piss me off as soon as I came back” There’s a small, barely noticeable smug grin on her face, but otherwise she still looks bored with him. “By the way, something about you looks… different.”

[askalexkambers]

redjaybird

“Dumbass could probably burn macaroni.”

“Likin’ good shit doesn’t make me soft. And if I did have a soft side, you ain’t ever gonna know it. Got it, shit?”

“I don’t give a shit about which is worse. But I’d probably end up in jail if I ever went outside. Dunno how much different from here that would be, but probably not by much.”

“Haha, glad Jar’ and I have more in common than I thought.”

“Aye aye.” She salutes him with a smirk.

“Been arrested a couple of times. The upside is they’ll feed you. A cage is a cage though, but this is a much bigger cage than jail’ll be.”

[askalexkambers]

redjaybird

“I don’t give a shit about half the shit required to be a spy, anyway, I just wanna kill shit. So I got the stabbing and looking good while doing it down. That’s all a spy really needs.”

“You’re the annoying one.”

“Pfffft, okay, if that’s what you think. ‘s like saying all there is to being a scout is running fast and killing. Like, that’s the essence of it, yeah, but there’s more to it than that.”

“At least I can recognize when I’m being annoying.”

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{ ♜ } “ I’m really drawn to self-reliant, strong characters – I love the bite that these women have. They’re dominant in their own worlds and they take control. With Ygritte, I love the fact that she’s brilliant at archery and as a result, she can stand up to anyone ten times her size because she’s proficient in her art. ”

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Rose Leslie Filmography - Game of Thrones (2012-2014) as Ygritte

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Rose Leslie photographed by Peter Ash Lee for The Last Magazine (February 2017)

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I’m going to kill the queen. 

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I don’t know.  Nobody does, That’s where all the maps stop. The edge of the world, maybe. I’d like to see that.

[askalexkambers]

redjaybird replied to your photo: “Anyone got any alcohol? To drink, of course.” “If JarJar could see you now”

Alex frowns in annoyance before blowing smoke in his face, cheering herself up. “He can’t though, so what’s your point? Doubt he’d be very shocked. Maybe he’d scold me for smoking, but he’s not the boss of me. I’m not a kid anymore.”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

He coughed a little, but its not like he doesn’t smoke too. “You’re still a baby. A small, disappointing baby.”

[askalexkambers]

“Oooh, is that supposed to hurt my feelings? Maybe you haven’t learned how to embrace being a disappointment but I’ve got 21 years experience. Hey, wait... when you think about it, I’m technically older than you, aren’t I? Damn.” Alex bursts out laughing. “Ooooh boy, ouch, it hurts to laugh but that’s funny. You’re right about the small thing though, I think I’m 5′2″ now? Eh, smaller target, can’t complain.” 

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