Candy doesn't have to have a point

Indie Ask/RP blog for Charlie Bucket (older!verse) from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; FC: Freddie Highmore; open to M!A's, OCs, Multi-verse, Multi-ships, AU's!, Mun/Muse 21+ Please read the guidelines. Tracking: #chxrliebucket

[shh-im-shy]

You bet your ass I save the bananas for last. Yum! :)

[askcharliebucket-archive]

Anyone recommend an older FC? I'm thinking of giving this account a complete overhaul.

[paladinmars]

[burtonien]

There’s plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket, there’s only five of them in the whole world, and that’s all there’s ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy?

[onlygivenonelittlespxrkofmadness]

hi i’ll be auditioning for willy wonka and the chocolate factory by singing Sex and Candy

[shmarden]

if you have anxiety, and you did the thing you were dreading doing, i am proud of you

if you have panic disorder, and you breathed in and out and calmed yourself down today, i am proud of you

if you are depressed, and you got out of bed today, i am proud of you

if you are a living breathing human, and you faced your life today, i am so proud of you wow

[askcharliebucket-archive]

"I don’t think any words are needed." 

"....woah."

[mostdangerouslady-archive-blog]

"Do I look like a fuckin’ bar to you? Nah. Isn’t that how it goes? Candy is dandy, but liquour is quicker? Good choice there, mate.”

[askcharliebucket-archive]

"I like the way you think. That's exactly my motto. Come on I'll buy you a drink."

[mostdangerouslady-archive-blog]

Shocked she was, indeed. “Fuck. Off. Nah. Sixteen at best. Drunk on lemonade, I bet.”

[askcharliebucket-archive]

"What? Do I require to show ID?" He snickered swirling his glass of whiskey in hand. "If this is lemonade, I've made a terrible mistake with my candies."

[askcharliebucket-archive]

mostdangerousladyinlondon (x)

“Mate, you look about twelve. Jog on.”

"Close. Twenty-five. Shocking I know.                   I'm sorry I'm a bit hammered."

[rpsentencestarters]

Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.

[mackenzies1x1-deactivated201609]

*aggressively wants more plots that make me want to rip my own heart out*

[clareyfray]

The 7 deadly sins.

[drxmeda]

but I can actually hear dumbledore saying something like that tho???

FOUR SCORE and 65 years in the past     I won the Civil War with my BEARD         Now I’m here to whup your ass!!                                                               I’ve read up on your facts                                                     You cure death with your tears?                                                   Well, tell me Tom how come you                                                    never sat down and cried on your          C A R E E R ?You’re a washed up HAS BEEN on the Prophet selling   T o t a l   L i e s And you’re gonna lose this battleLike you lost at the Ministries.                        I’ll rip your chest hairs out                 Put em’ in my mouth            I’ll squash you like I squashed Fudge                                       I never held a grudge                                         and I won’t start nowYou’re a thestral with a limp & I’ll put you down

I ain’t GRINDELWALD, punk,                                                    so I’d suggest retreatingFor I invented rap music                                          When my heart started beating (again)Lord Voldie doesn’t battle,                                            he just puts an end to your ERAMy kills will blow your mind                                            like a non verbal Avada Kedavra…

           I’ve got my FACE on all sides of the legend,                  you voted for Cornelius Fudge     You’re looking a little GAUNT today, Tom,                                    so I hope you don’t hold a GRUDGE                                    You block Harry with your DEATH?                                                 I catch him with my hugs                I’d make fun of you having no nose,                 but I don’t want to insult any pugs                  (disgruntled pansy parkinson noises)

                    I am LORD FUCKING VOLDERS!              I’ve spread more                 blood and gore                Than forty score of your puny Wizard Wars,                                               BITCH!!                  I split the Ministry with a ROUND HOUSE KICK                                                          I wear a BLACK BELT                                                                  on the BEARD                                                                 that I GROW                                                          on my SNAKE      I ATTACK Snapes when                            I smell them bleed         I don’t go dating                        Bitches just wants to                             be around me               ( hi bellatrix )       My spells make the speed     of light wish that it was faster                                          You may have freed the mudbloods                                  But the Lord is EVERYONES MASTER 

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AARRREREERERAREHGRGWRJGHOWHGO im so alone

[askcharliebucket-archive]

Dear daddy, Hehe HII! I-I was gunna give you a flower but a bumble bee got mad so we had a fight and he won..thats why my leg is puffy. BUT  the greatest gift I can never EVER EVER, WILL ALWAYS REFUSE to do, is to let you go, I call him daddy. When the bee beated me up it hurt but it hurted even worse when I couldn’t get your flower. To the world you are just one man but to me, you are the world. I love you!! When I am older the greatest memory that will be with me always will be when I helded your hand for the first time. My hero, my first love. My father~ HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! - MyLeE

[freddylovesjason]

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