Let’s Get Lost

You can take me home.

[lucille-mckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

FWD: @askchestermckee

Bitch…

DATED: September, 1922

Bastard…

~~ luce

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

Don’t get started.

[askchestermckee]

CHESTER YOU'RE ALIVE???????..

IS JAYCEPTION BACK. WHAT

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

I’ll never die, darling. Glamour lives forever.

[abreathingrock]

Head canon time !!

Everyone expects Pammy to be like her mother, to talk like her, act like her etc. It's common and consdiering they look so similar it's bound to happen. Right?

WRONG!!! AUNT JORDAN!!!!

Pammy, instead of her mother, becomes infatuated with her aunt Jordan. She follows her around, copies how she stands, her speech patterns, how she carries herself, everything. Jordan thinks it's quite silly, and pretends not to pay much mind to it, but really she thinks its absolutely adorable.

Daisy, however, is much more open about how cute she finds it. She loves that Pammy has taken an interest in Jordan and insists it's the most charming thing ever.

At one point, Pammy becomes set on learning golf. Jordan tries to teach her, but it's no use. She just can't get it. Pammy sulks, entirely disappointed that she's so hopeless at the game.

Perhaps she's more like Daisy than people thought.

[ask-pammy-buchanan]

nuh uh. when i grow up im gonna be an aunty chesta.

@askchestermckee

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

I know that’s right.

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

So if I slipped Miss Cha Cha back on would any of you actually come to the ball or are you fake?

[another-bad-driver]

RIP chester mckee you would have loved dead 16th century french monarch henri iii…

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

A king 😍😍😍

[another-bad-driver]

hi chester! this is him for the record. he filled his court with attractive men who were basically under his every command and he called them his mignons, which essentially translates into “cuties”. he also had VERY rigorous standards for style at his court and basically if you weren’t fashionable enough he would not have an audience with you. and most people called him and his mignons too effeminate but he didn’t care. so… yeah. thought you’d like to know!

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

1. Would. For sure.

2. Okay, ‘mignons’ is actually kind of cute.

[another-bad-driver]

RIP chester mckee you would have loved dead 16th century french monarch henri iii…

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

A king 😍😍😍

[askchestermckee]

hey baddie whats ur pronouns

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

The royal ‘we.’

Why do you people keep asking me this

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

That’s actually how I navigate the world now that you mention it. I don’t have time for people who aren’t queer. That’s why I queer everyone I like.

[ask-george-wilson]

…You think I’m odd, Ches? :(

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

Well, of course I do. Don’t be silly. You’re a rare sort, Georgie. That’s why I love you as half my own heart.

[memories]

if you took a hotdog bun and put #chester mckee in it, would it be a sandwich?

[thespian-and-lesbian]

Absolutely wild post from memories. @askchestermckee do you have anything to say about this

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

…are you watching me?

[thespian-and-lesbian]

I can’t believe you thought I ran that, @notthesodaa. Cries.

[notthesodaa]

LOOK IM NOT EVEN IN THE RP IM JUST A MINOR OBSERVER WHO BARELY OBSERVES

LAST THING I HEARD NICK FUCKING RAISED GAYSBY FROM THE DEAD AND GAYSBY THEN KILLED HIMSELF OR SOMETHING

[thespian-and-lesbian]

THAT HAPPENED LIKE A MONTH AGO YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE VANILLA CAKE STUFF YOU’VE MISSED SO MUCH

[notthesodaa]

…WHAT

I GET ALL MY INFO FROM WHENEVER MIDSUMMERFLOWERS APPEARS ON MY HOME PAGE IDK ANYTHING

i do know that tom’s in a wheelchair now actually

[thespian-and-lesbian]

MIDSUMMERFLOWERS ISN’T USUALLY POSTING ABOUT IT THOUGH????

Do you know about Tom’s new husband?

[notthesodaa]

CHESTER?

[thespian-and-lesbian]

NO THEY HAD THE MESSIEST BREAKUP DID YOU MISS THAT

[notthesodaa]

WAIT WAS HE WHY TOM ENDED UP IN A WHEELCHAIR? omg

PLEASE SAY PAMMY’S OKAY

[thespian-and-lesbian]

TOM GOT MAD AND THREW SOMETHING WHICH HURT HIS LEG AND THEN HE WENT INTO SURGERY AND IT FAILED BECAUSE WE’RE IN THE 1920S

Pammy’s very much okay; Chester is taking care of her (even though Daisy and Tom both ran away at different times) and she’s friends with Alien Jay

[notthesodaa]

thats. very Tom of him

is chester a suitable guardian (He Is Not)

ALIEN JAY?

[thespian-and-lesbian]

Chester’s actually a really good guardian

Alien Jay is unironically my favorite blog I love him ( @alien-gatsby )

[notthesodaa]

are we ever going to acknowledge mrs mckee

[thespian-and-lesbian]

Oh she exists. Chester left her after she spent all his savings on her girlfriend (she’s @asklucillemckee )

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

If you’re going to talk behind my back at least compliment my ass…🙄🙄🙄

And yes Lucille took EVERYTHING except the clothes I had on my back (scanty, slutty) and the camera I left the apartment with (kodak 1a pocket cam)

[thespian-and-lesbian]

Hi Chester

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

Hiiiiii Lia.

And please, badmouth my butch ex wife all you want…whichever of the two you choose…

[thespian-and-lesbian]

I can’t believe you thought I ran that, @notthesodaa. Cries.

[notthesodaa]

LOOK IM NOT EVEN IN THE RP IM JUST A MINOR OBSERVER WHO BARELY OBSERVES

LAST THING I HEARD NICK FUCKING RAISED GAYSBY FROM THE DEAD AND GAYSBY THEN KILLED HIMSELF OR SOMETHING

[thespian-and-lesbian]

THAT HAPPENED LIKE A MONTH AGO YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE VANILLA CAKE STUFF YOU’VE MISSED SO MUCH

[notthesodaa]

…WHAT

I GET ALL MY INFO FROM WHENEVER MIDSUMMERFLOWERS APPEARS ON MY HOME PAGE IDK ANYTHING

i do know that tom’s in a wheelchair now actually

[thespian-and-lesbian]

MIDSUMMERFLOWERS ISN’T USUALLY POSTING ABOUT IT THOUGH????

Do you know about Tom’s new husband?

[notthesodaa]

CHESTER?

[thespian-and-lesbian]

NO THEY HAD THE MESSIEST BREAKUP DID YOU MISS THAT

[notthesodaa]

WAIT WAS HE WHY TOM ENDED UP IN A WHEELCHAIR? omg

PLEASE SAY PAMMY’S OKAY

[thespian-and-lesbian]

TOM GOT MAD AND THREW SOMETHING WHICH HURT HIS LEG AND THEN HE WENT INTO SURGERY AND IT FAILED BECAUSE WE’RE IN THE 1920S

Pammy’s very much okay; Chester is taking care of her (even though Daisy and Tom both ran away at different times) and she’s friends with Alien Jay

[notthesodaa]

thats. very Tom of him

is chester a suitable guardian (He Is Not)

ALIEN JAY?

[thespian-and-lesbian]

Chester’s actually a really good guardian

Alien Jay is unironically my favorite blog I love him ( @alien-gatsby )

[notthesodaa]

are we ever going to acknowledge mrs mckee

[thespian-and-lesbian]

Oh she exists. Chester left her after she spent all his savings on her girlfriend (she’s @asklucillemckee )

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

If you’re going to talk behind my back at least compliment my ass…🙄🙄🙄

And yes Lucille took EVERYTHING except the clothes I had on my back (scanty, slutty) and the camera I left the apartment with (kodak 1a pocket cam)

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

That’s actually how I navigate the world now that you mention it. I don’t have time for people who aren’t queer. That’s why I queer everyone I like.

[askchestermckee]

This u?

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

No, I don’t even get paid for it :/

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

We get it, we’re all fruity here

[askchestermckee]

How's it feel being one of the only surviving Jayception blogs

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

I’m a New Yorker. You can’t kill me.

[natequarter]

listen, sometimes it's more powerful for a fictional relationship to be a friendship precisely because friendship is devalued in comparison to romance. anyone can sacrifice themself for the love of their life. but for a friend? if anything, that kind of devotion can be even more moving than if the relationship is romantic. there's a real dramatic power to prioritising friendship in your narratives sometimes.

[askchestermckee]

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

@ask-george-wilson us except we’re real not fictional :)

[askchestermckee]

Dear Chester,

Boo.

Sincerely, Castiel

(The letter is covered in loose black feathers.)

P.O. BOX 214, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

C/O CHESTER MCKEE

I am not your boo. We’ve talked about this