yes im cis yes i have a girlfriend

im dave strider and im 16 years old. pronouns are he/him dont misgender me or ill cut out your gonads and fry them in hollandaise sauce proud heterosexual cis scum

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Goodness, forgive me for implying that I did.

It is completely impossible for me to ever fully understand what you are going through as a heterosexual cisgender male in this oppressing society of transgender people.

You must be strong, Dave. You can’t let The Man keep you down. You must take your cisgenderness and shove it in their faces until they accept you for who you are.

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cis is the new marginalized identity on tumblr, did you know

ill be strong for you though lalonde i know that having you at my back ill be able to push through in this world hostile to cis people everywhere

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I fully support your right to express your gender identity in any way that suits you, Dave. I would never suggest that you try to be anything you’re not.

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you dont UNDERSTAND rose

oh my god im getting subsumed by the trangenda soon i will be nothing more than the vaguest whispers of my self-satisfaction with my gender assignment they can kill me but they can never kill my legacy dave strider famous cissexual 

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december is national cissexual awareness month

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thanks for following me guys

i hope youre ok with cissexuality its not easy being cis out here

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In the United States of America, one's own prehensile, multi-fingered extremities are not considered eligible romantic partners.

in the communist state of transsexuality dildos are mandated and issued by the governmenteveryone gets a dildo

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does grabbing your balls change your dose of puberty

i think upping it might give me more facial hair

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should i make a youtube channel to record my voice changes

ive been on puberty for three years now

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i better pinch my shirt so nobody thinks that my pecs are boobs

that would be the worst man

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wow peeing standing up is like a dream come true for me

im going to do it every day from now on no matter how inconvenient

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this t-shirt is really itchy

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i wish people wouldnt ask me what my REAL name is

its really rude and personal

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its david alright

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man my endogenous hormones are really acting up and giving me acne

my life is hard

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do you know any one who ISNT cis?

i dont know anyone who is cisi am all alone in the barren wasteland of transitudelittle genderqueer tumblrweeds (i was going to say tumbleweeds but fuck that tumblrweeds are definitely a thing) roll byall im seeking is the verdant oasis where i can be accepted as my true self

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if you're really cis why make a big deal about it

cis pride man were a waning bunch out here in the wilds of tumblr if i dont stand up for my gog given rights whos going to

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oh man oh fuck wait hold up everyone stop for a second i cant find my dick i dont know where i put it

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oh wait its here on my body right where i left it

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soFT GRUNGE JESUS SAID THAT HETEROSEXUALITY IS WRONG

soft grunge jesus is heterophobic even if god says i cant couple with my girlfriend heterosexually ill do it anywayshail satan

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so when did u decide 2 b straight

~*~born this way~*~