sans.

my blog is a real boner ((everything i draw is drawn on a touchpad with my fingers))

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U like MLP?

No

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i heard this really neat song it goes like

I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 5

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on days like this

kids like you

should burn in

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i love my dad

his name is g

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i’m never going to finish a po

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sans here

i’m just here to say that i, sans the skeleton, am so

[rhinestone-ants]

honestly fuck it

follow my undertale self insert ask blog

if u wanna

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i’m sans and i’m fucking dead

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(( so i got fired from my job and i’m just suuuuuper not good so idk about this blog that lasted 2 days lmao ))

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-sorry about the anon hey i saw that you were having a bad time, (haha get it?) so i hope i can tickle your /funny bone/ with a few puns/jokes i'm about to send with this hehe: The skeleton didn't have the GUTs to cross the road, What happened to the lazy skeleton ? He was bone idle! hops this wasn't much of a spam, just wanted to send in some nice stuff to say: FEEL BETTER SOON! ~myst anon <3

(( that’s so sweet of you anon

thank you for the funny pun and help cheering me up ))

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(( things are gonna be slow here because i am suffering ))

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give ol' anonfag sum luv ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(( mmm please don’t use slurs anywhere near me ))

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((anon is now on))

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(( i heard it was munday ))

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Fast question: What is the magic words who really work among the magic words said by Madjick?

it’s ubisoft

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* stop stealing the ketchup packets u boner

here burgerpants let me throw you a bone

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You can ask me questions over tea!