Bada Bing Bada Boom Baby

Life's not easy when you're on the top.

[acedetectiveakechi]

“Oi, dicktective, I’ve come to redeem this.” Akira slaps down a small slip of paper on the desk. How did Akira get into his office? No one would ever figure that out. The slip read “good for one kiss” on one side, and “I do what I want” on the other. (askmafiosoakira)

Looking up he screamed at the man in front of him. Completely caught off guard when he seen him there. “ HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?! “ Hitting the table when he stood up . Glancing at the paper he hit. Glaring at him immediately. “ W..WHY are you LIKE THIS?! “ He was caugth way to off guard by this stuff as usual.

@askmafiosoakira

[acedetectiveakechi]

askmafiosoakira:

“Ya think you can go shmoozin my cute ass husband without me and NOT expect me to want in on this? clearly you are a fool. Now come give me a big ol kiss.”

He begins to chase him around the desk

“ I h..have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about! “ Quickly going to the other side of the desk. “ Definitely have no clue what you’re talking about!! Now don’t you DARE! “ Why was he like this?! Ugh!

[askmafiosoakira]

Almost in a cartoonish fashion began the chase. Akira hot on the heels of the eyes of his affections.

“Geez... you keep hogging Yusuke... I need a little bita love too you monster! Look at how lonely I am!” Akira says before he swan dives over the desk in an attempt to smooch

[acedetectiveakechi]

“Oi, dicktective, I’ve come to redeem this.” Akira slaps down a small slip of paper on the desk. How did Akira get into his office? No one would ever figure that out. The slip read “good for one kiss” on one side, and “I do what I want” on the other. (askmafiosoakira)

Looking up he screamed at the man in front of him. Completely caught off guard when he seen him there. “ HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?! “ Hitting the table when he stood up . Glancing at the paper he hit. Glaring at him immediately. “ W..WHY are you LIKE THIS?! “ He was caugth way to off guard by this stuff as usual.

@askmafiosoakira

[acedetectiveakechi]

askmafiosoakira:

“Oho, Fiesty as usual Akechi? You’re looking rather fine today.”

“Here I come”

“ Huh?! Don’t you d a r E!!! “ Moving back from his desk. Oh he knew what was coming.

[askmafiosoakira]

“Ya think you can go shmoozin my cute ass husband without me and NOT expect me to want in on this? clearly you are a fool. Now come give me a big ol kiss.”

He begins to chase him around the desk

[acedetectiveakechi]

“Oi, dicktective, I’ve come to redeem this.” Akira slaps down a small slip of paper on the desk. How did Akira get into his office? No one would ever figure that out. The slip read “good for one kiss” on one side, and “I do what I want” on the other. (askmafiosoakira)

Looking up he screamed at the man in front of him. Completely caught off guard when he seen him there. “ HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?! “ Hitting the table when he stood up . Glancing at the paper he hit. Glaring at him immediately. “ W..WHY are you LIKE THIS?! “ He was caugth way to off guard by this stuff as usual.

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[askmafiosoakira]

“Oho, Fiesty as usual Akechi? You’re looking rather fine today.”

“Here I come”

[askmafiosoakira]

Shit i feel like drawing this hot stud!😲

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you have my full permission! Tag me if you do I would love to see it!

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

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[informantyusuke]

missingyetbroken:

Watching and listening he mumbled to himself for a moment before speaking out. “ To gushy….mushy..remindin’ me of my dads. “ Definitely reminded him of them. For sure. Continuing to listening he just blinked. Mole? Like he had …wait did he? No, no he didn’t need to worry about that now. “ Uhh….” Frowning when the glasses were taken back he frowned, but he was excited that he got his other pair back. Yes, this is great.

“ M..me. Uh….I was..just leavin’ the metaverse. I knew something was odd when II left i didn’t see my friends. “ With Mona but he wasn’t going to give away he was in his bag. Maybe Morgana could figure out something while he was in there. “ I just was headin’ to LeBlanc cause i thought everyone was here….and that I live here. “ Or in his LeBlanc.

Yusuke walks over and slaps Akira upside the head. “Stop that, don’t traumatize the poor boy anymore with that nonsense. Honestly…though Akira does make a good point Haruki but what you said has me confused. What is this ‘metaverse’ that you mentioned. There isn’t anything like that here, at least to my knowledge anyway. Could you tell us a bit more about that?”

[askmafiosoakira]

Akira let out a yelp when batted on the head and promptly batted back.

“I am not! And even if I was, this kid is suspect enough I can justify it!”

“...so what is this “metaverse” you spoke of?”

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[informantyusuke]

missingyetbroken:

Paying no mind to whatever they had going on. Seeing the stranger walk up to him he instinctively winced. Not really sure what eh was expecting but he felt he should be prepared for it. He wasn’t really expecting a little chit-chat. “ Uhhh….i do….for this year at least. “ For now at the least. It was nice. 

The silence was killing him. Ugh.After a moment he didn’t expect him to pass the glasses. “ I can SEE- “ Coughing he composed himself quickly. “ But..uh..yea i sure can see. “ He didn’t get it.

Yusuke chuckles from his seat. “Come now dear, enough teasing.” He said with a small smile, patting Akira’s shoulder. “Why don’t you ask him some relevant questions instead, hm?”

[askmafiosoakira]

“On the contrary, my lovely husband, I think what I did was very relevant. We share eyesight, name, location, and I assume to some degree history. There are some things even someone as wealthy as shido cannot duplicate here that this r e n has. I bet you he even has a mole on his inner thigh. Undoubtedly, this boy... whatever he is, is directly related to me. He looks past the age I dropped out, so this Ren managed to continue going to school.”

Looking at Haruki, He took his glasses back and handed the boy his originals back.

“...what do you know about this, boy? How did you end up in my lablanc, which according to your story, doesn’t seem like your lablanc.”

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[informantyusuke]

missingyetbroken:

Blinking he still wanted to fight this guy but he still had the upper hand with that gun and all. “ B….but i already told you…That is got sued for framed assault on trash Shido. m on probation and living at LeBlanc!!! That’s all I’m telling you!! “ 

Crossing his arms angrily. Squinting at the two he sighed. Well then he didn’t want to know what they were planned or talking about right now. “ Tell me about yourself first mister boss man! “ OH yep that was so threatening. He regretted that immediately. “ I’ll tell you more if you say somethin’ bout yourself! “ As well with Yusuke.  

He scoots over and leans on Akira. “I was thinking of making curry, try my hand at it again. Cooking with you is always a treat.” He replies with a soft chuckle, he looks at Haruki again and shrugs. “Its just as I told you, I’m Yusuke and I married Akira, the head of the mafia group that runs the area. I’m in charge of the information ring in this area as well. Your turn.”

[askmafiosoakira]

“Sounds excellent.” He whispers back. Walking around the desk to where Haruki stood, he eyed him up and down. Now he was sure he wasn’t bugged or had weapons on him he felt better. The bag at his side had him curious though. A little jelous too. He never himself got to finish school, he had to help Sojiro.

“...oh? You go to shujin? That is the uniform you’re wearing is it not?”

Crossing his arms he hummed, thinking for a moment.

Taking off his own glasses, he put them on Haruki.

“...I’m curious to see if we have the same sight.”

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

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[missingyetbroken]

informantyusuke:

askmafiosoakira:

Sighing, cocking his gun Akira stood from the desk and shot the floor at Haruki’s feet.

“…Yusuke, sweetie, make sure he doesn’t have any bugs on him. Also… h a r u k i. Move a muscle while he checks and the next one is between your eyes.”

Still, he couldn’t help but tug his lips up in the corners to smile.

“…And no… a fine piece of as, goro May be, but he’s already taken I’m afraid. Although, perhaps you knew that. We will have to see who you really are.”

He walks over and gently pats the smaller boy on the head before checking him for any bugs, he steps back. “There’s nothing on him Akira dear, he’s clean.” He reports before crossing his arms and leans on the edge of Akira’s desk.

Letting out a yell when the gun shot just barely missed his feet. “ H..HEY! “ Why did he do that! “ I’m not good with this kinda stuff! “ His heart, ugh he was definitely going to get a heart attack as a super young age. The way they talked to, wow, nice. BUT THIS WASN’T GREAT! Listening to him finished he was lost but he wasn’t going to question it further. 

Whatever the heck was going on. Letting Yusuke do what he needed he frowned angrily at his look alike. Of course he was clean! Well cleanish if you don’t count the metaverse stuff. Ugh he wanted to fight this guy! 

[askmafiosoakira]

“Excellent. Alright, Haruki. You are going to tell me exactly your story. This is confusing enough and I want clarity.”

Also, he motions yusuke over.

“...hey babe what’s for dinner tonight” he whispers.

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[missingyetbroken]

informantyusuke:

He raised his eyebrow at the outburst. “I’m Yusuke Kurusu, I’m his informant. I do believe Haruki is your alias correct? And your real name is Ren?” His stare is icy but calm, his hand is already on his sword as he watches the boy closely  and standing at his full height.

Blinking as he heard Yusuke. “ Kurusu..? Whoooa….you married him? Do tell if you married Goro to! “ Shaking his head he was surprised. “ U..uh…M..maybe? Dunno where you got that informatiooon…..hahaha….ha… “ Shoot. Great. Juuuust great. Not really to moved by the stare considering he’s seen worse. Pretending he’s tall as well, huffing. He was tall to. He wasn’t going to get scared by Yusuke of all people, even if this was his look alike.

[askmafiosoakira]

Sighing, cocking his gun Akira stood from the desk and shot the floor at Haruki’s feet.

“...Yusuke, sweetie, make sure he doesn’t have any bugs on him. Also... h a r u k i. Move a muscle while he checks and the next one is between your eyes.”

Still, he couldn’t help but tug his lips up in the corners to smile.

“...And no... a fine piece of as, goro May be, but he’s already taken I’m afraid. Although, perhaps you knew that. We will have to see who you really are.”

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[informantyusuke]

askmafiosoakira:

“What relation does he have to old man sojiro? He claims he lives here.”

“That is true, he’s living in the attic above LeBlanc with Sojiro as his acting guardian. For now at the very least.” He replies as he continues to eye the boy.

[askmafiosoakira]

“...Yusuke, there hasn’t been an attic for years. I was right, this kid... he’s starting to freak me out if I’m totally honest here. “

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[missingyetbroken]

askmafiosoakira:

“… you have some wild fantasy’s kid. You claim to know Sojiro….? Shido… assult… hmm…”

Pushing the intercom, he called someone in.

“…alright. Well… Haruki. Seeing as you “live” here, tell me. What is my organization called?”

It was so unsettling to the adult that this child’s voice sounded the same as his own. If it wasn’t for the height, they were twins. The scratched in name arsene glinted as it caught light. Ryuji relinquished his grip as Akira waved him away.

“ F…antasy?! I do know Sojiro but he doesn’t look like the one I seen! “ Ugh, it wasn’t!! It was all true! Eyeing him closely as he called someone in. Whoever it will be will certainly not help this situation. The Ryuji look-a-like  confused him greatly. “ Organization…? Uh….” Rubbing his wrist when he was finally let go. 

Moving a good foot away. Glancing around, Ryuji, someone that looked like him. Catching the glint of the gun as well he couldn’t read it sadly. Hm, well it was worth a shot? He could completely miss the mark here. “ T..the phantom thieves? “ Well thats what his own group was called but there was a slim chance. Judging by the familiar faces he’s seen as well. Pouting as he waited quietly, rubbing his arm. He was going to be sore great.

[informantyusuke]

A tall man strode down the hall, a sword strapped to his belt and dressed in a black suit and tie walked into the room with a file in his hand. His blue hair was neat and in place as he moved to stand beside Akira’s desk. “It seems that what this boy said was true, he was merely in the area because he’s on probation for a so-called assault on Shido.” He drops the small file on his desk and looks at the boy with a small eyebrow raised.

[askmafiosoakira]

“What relation does he have to old man sojiro? He claims he lives here.”

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[missingyetbroken]

askmafiosoakira:

Ryuji tightened his grip on Haruki, sneering.

“Don’t talk like you know me man, I don’t know you.”

Kicking up his feet onto the desk, Akira pulled out a cloth and began to polish Arsene with a smile.

“So. Did Shido send you? Why were you at lablanc?”

Blinking as he heard the Ryuji look-alike now. Please let this be some weird wild prank. Please? It was to vivid and now it was to painful. Turning to the older stranger, boss or whatever, he listened. Completely caught off guard. Frowning angrily. 

“ Shido? That ugly adult? The one who SUED me for ASSAULT and got me on a useless probation? Why would i side with that trash. As for LeBlanc, i’m living there?! This isn’t the Leblanc i know either!!! Why did Sojiro look different!? “ Honestly he just needed to spill his thoughts, but he didn’t think about the gun in the mans hands until afterwards. Quickly shutting up. 

[askmafiosoakira]

“... you have some wild fantasy’s kid. You claim to know Sojiro....? Shido... assult... hmm...”

Pushing the intercom, he called someone in.

“...alright. Well... Haruki. Seeing as you “live” here, tell me. What is my organization called?”

It was so unsettling to the adult that this child’s voice sounded the same as his own. If it wasn’t for the height, they were twins. The scratched in name arsene glinted as it caught light. Ryuji relinquished his grip as Akira waved him away.

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[missingyetbroken]

askmafiosoakira:

“Alright Haruki, you can call me Boss. I run this side of town. “ with a gentle shove, he pushed him out of the elevator gun still trained on him as he held him by the arm. They made their way quickly down the extravagant halls to a room, lined wall to wall with guns and books. A desk and three chairs laid at the other end.

“….Oi Ryuji, keep holding him while I sit.”

A cut up and tough looking teen came from seemingly nowhere, holding haruki’s arms behind his back as Akira went to sit at the desk.

“ B..boss?! “ Saying as stumbled out of the elevator. Ugh ow, he hated this. So much. Who did this weirdo think he was? Boss? Wasn’t Sojiro boss?! Who was this guy? This place was fancy to. None of this made any sense. Perking up a bit when hearing the name he squinted. 

“ R..ryuji!? What’re you doin’ here?  This guy didn’t look like the Ryuji he knew, even when he didn’t have his glasses something was off. Wincing he frowned in pain from him holding his arms back. “ Owwww. “ Muttering in pain. Squinting once again while looking at the look-a-like. God this would be great if he could see better. 

[askmafiosoakira]

Ryuji tightened his grip on Haruki, sneering.

“Don’t talk like you know me man, I don’t know you.”

Kicking up his feet onto the desk, Akira pulled out a cloth and began to polish Arsene with a smile.

“So. Did Shido send you? Why were you at lablanc?”

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[missingyetbroken]

askmafiosoakira:

“Damn straight I’ve got a gun pointed at you. So tell me, before we get to the office, what am I callin you little mr doppleganger?”

The door singer and slid open silently into long extravagant halls with red carpet.

@missingyetbroken

Grumbling quietly when he heard him. He wasn’t little. This guy was annoying him. Keeping a frown when he heard the stranger. Eyeing the hallway that opened up. This wasn’t LeBlanc was it? It never had such a thing below it, or actually never had anything below it at all. “ Uh…Haruki… “ That was the only information he’d give this guy.

[askmafiosoakira]

“Alright Haruki, you can call me Boss. I run this side of town. “ with a gentle shove, he pushed him out of the elevator gun still trained on him as he held him by the arm. They made their way quickly down the extravagant halls to a room, lined wall to wall with guns and books. A desk and three chairs laid at the other end.

“....Oi Ryuji, keep holding him while I sit.”

A cut up and tough looking teen came from seemingly nowhere, holding haruki’s arms behind his back as Akira went to sit at the desk.

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[missingyetbroken]

askmafiosoakira:

“Good. Smart kid.”

“Now I’m gonna have you answer me a few questions.”

Dragging the small frightened teen into the store, Akira dragged him past an indifferent sojiro. This sojiro had facial scarring, and dressed rather strangely.

Up to the attic, and suddenly they weren’t in lablanc anymore but in an elevator heading down under the store.

“….sorry kid. Normally I wouldn’t do this. But things are tense this side of town and I wouldn’t put it past someone to try and off my affiliates. So your going to talk with me, yeah?”

@missingyetbroken

Honestly he was scared but he couldn’t express it. This either was some weird dream or Morgana definitely did something. This was to vivid of a dream. Staying quiet he frowned. Man all his plans just went down the drain meeting this weirdo. When they got into some weird elevator that was in where he swore was his room in LeBlanc. Sojiro looked weird to. Older? 

He couldn’t pin point it. Glancing up at him, continuing to squint considering eh didn’t have his glasses.  “ Well…you gotta gun pointed at me, what else do i have to do? “ Pouting, he had some questions to. A lot actually.

[askmafiosoakira]

“Damn straight I’ve got a gun pointed at you. So tell me, before we get to the office, what am I callin you little mr doppleganger?”

The door singer and slid open silently into long extravagant halls with red carpet.

@missingyetbroken

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[missingyetbroken]

askmafiosoakira:

Setting him down, but not letting him go, Akira eyed the smaller iteration of himself under a scrutinus gaze. He had heard of doppelgängers before, but having one in front of him unsettled him to no end.

“…Alright kid. You’re coming with me.”

Man iron grip, he tugged the small teen into the alleyway, a gun tucked under little akiras heart.

“Make a noise, and this little “prank” of yours ends.”

@missingyetbroken

Squinting as he tried to keep an eye on the look-a-like. He NEEDED those glasses. He couldn’t see at all. Completely confused when he spoke and squeaked when he dragged him into the alleyway. Ohhh he was gunna die, he was wasn’t he? “ U..uh…” Covering his mouth quickly. Nope eh wasn’t dying today. That’s Sojiros job later considering he’s late to get back. Looking at this stranger worriedly. Scared considering he had a gun pointed at him. Was that even a real gun. Why was Morgana being quiet to?! Maybe he was startled as well.

[askmafiosoakira]

“Good. Smart kid.”

“Now I’m gonna have you answer me a few questions.”

Dragging the small frightened teen into the store, Akira dragged him past an indifferent sojiro. This sojiro had facial scarring, and dressed rather strangely.

Up to the attic, and suddenly they weren’t in lablanc anymore but in an elevator heading down under the store.

“....sorry kid. Normally I wouldn’t do this. But things are tense this side of town and I wouldn’t put it past someone to try and off my affiliates. So your going to talk with me, yeah?”

@missingyetbroken

[askmafiosoakira]

Mafioso Akira meets real Akira?

“EY SHORTIE! TRYNA WALK HERE! Don’t fuckin’ get in the way!”

Akira knocked over someone coming out of the alleyways of lablanc, who indeed, was short with a fluffy mop of hair.

Looming over the guy he huffed and crossed his arms.

@missingyetbroken

[missingyetbroken]

askmafiosoakira:

“‘Scuse me, kid. You talkin back to me? I ain’t in the fuckin mood.”

Leaning down a bit, he grabbed him by the collar.

“…w….”

Squinting, he took off his glasses and looked closer at him.

“…what the fuck?… is this some sort of prank?”

This short kid look nearly identical to him. Was this yusukes doing?

@missingyetbroken

Immediately panicking when eh grabbed his collar. Waving his hands around frantically he laughed nervously. Still so confused. Did this guy LOOK like him?! Maybe Morgana put something in his coffee? Lack of sleep? 

Wincing when his glasses got taken off. Oh Great now he couldn’t see well! Squinting back trying to see this look a like. “ H…Huh?! Me?! Prank you?! You’re pranking me! Who are you?! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME?! “ Maybe Papa came by and planned this? No, Maybe it was everyone pulling a prank!

[askmafiosoakira]

Setting him down, but not letting him go, Akira eyed the smaller iteration of himself under a scrutinus gaze. He had heard of doppelgängers before, but having one in front of him unsettled him to no end.

“...Alright kid. You’re coming with me.”

Man iron grip, he tugged the small teen into the alleyway, a gun tucked under little akiras heart.

“Make a noise, and this little “prank” of yours ends.”

@missingyetbroken