MAYOR MINGUS FOR PRESIDENT

Mayor Mingus: Dialtown's beloved mayor, elected into office again! / Make Dialtown great again! / Dialtown AS HE ENVISIONED IT!/ VOTE FOR MINGUS.

[askmayormingus]

Mingus for president!

Alright now, for my belated birthday. I am offering you peasants- i mean gracious citizens a Tumblr Blog! Ask me whatever, make it quick. As long as your name doesn't start with phone (Or type) and ends with gingi

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Asks are open

Admin: @groovysaber

Rules:

Stay a bit civil, we're all friends here (Im sure Mingus would disagree though)

Oc's are allowed!

Roleplaying is allowed!

Don't spam your ask, assume i will see it!

Remember that a person is behind this kitty cat, don't make me intentionally uncomfortable

Nothing i say here is canon or official to Dialtown, owned by Directdoggo!

All asks and ask-related posts will be tagged #askmayormingus, reblogs will be tagged #reblogmayormingus, normal posts are tagged #postmayormingus

I will be awaiting your questions, and remember to VOTE FOR MINGUS.

Dialtown, as HE ENVISIONED IT!

[directdogman]

You listen to me RIGHT NOW, you insolent FOOL. I need you to visit our local Gamestop at once. Once there, you will ask the worthless ingrate behind the counter if he has a copy of Bambi on Ps2 in stock. If you are unsuccessful in your task, I will eviscerate you and all that you hold dear. You will never know a moment of peace again. Regards,

[askmayormingus]

i am going to fill your office with buttermilk -this is a promise-

I am going to send you to the sun, that is also a promise.

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rate yourself out of 10. really think about this one.

100.

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waiiiiit since you’re a kitty doesn’t that mean you’re lactose intolerant???

Refer back to this post.

[askmayormingus]

ALL THE MILK YOU WOULD WANT !!! ILL GET IT FOR YYOU !

pleeeese.. one kissesss ?

30 cartons of milk and it's a deal

[askmayormingus]

Eheh

Kitty cat.

Yes...

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sooooo would u kiss me ?? ((girl btw)) ;3

How many glasses of milk do i get in return.

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Why do you hate my wife Randy so much? Like - what did he do to you, Governor Mindy, or whatever your name is?

-@magentamrlewis

Are you asking for my word-document of 358583467 reasons why?

[askmayormingus]

can you throw up in my mouth like a mommy bird?

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ur soooooo pretty

Well, thank you.

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baby oh baby you got that gooey wet wet yummy stinky like craft macaroni and cheese

now give me an honest moisture level

I will give you an honest measurement of the speed im kicking you into space at.

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can i marry tango :-33

Canonically i cannot allow that.

[askmayormingus]

What do you think of yuri/girls love? Do you like it?

Refer back to this post.

[groovysaber]

HAPPY EASTER AND EVERYTHING ELSE

GroovySaber🍕🔥Welcome to: I celebrate everything insanely lateHAPPY EASTER AND EVERYTHING ELSE, YIPEE RELEASE LE BALLOONS PEOPLESdonot steal

You can find the art and all info here in my Pillowfort! (Due to ai scraping on Tumblr, my main blog is now over on PF!)

Note: Lesbian visibility week is also going on now so pretend it's also in the drawing 😎👍

(HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK)

''Pink white and blue is how we do'' - Sgt. Norm Allen or something

[askmayormingus]

Hello, this is absolutely me mayor mingus!

Here's a dialtown related post from the admin heehahe

[askmayormingus]

if i piss around your office will you go out with me ??

I won't go out with you but i will send you out to A-loh May-lah

[askmayormingus]

Oh look. A cat. Pspsps. I got bacon burger that I took from Randy, you want it? But just some, more for me.

Anything taken from Randy Jade is probably cursed or bewitched in some way.

And don't you pspsp at me.