Ask Merle Dixon

Ask me some stuff. I dunno,

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LOL, ENJOY MY POORLY MADE DAVE BAUTISTA GIFS, Y’ALL

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I feel like trash so i drew this stupid comic to make myself feel better and i thought i would share it

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Hi cutie; how ya doin?

Merle: Ya know, good as ya can be with the dead walkin.

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MERLE QUICK MILTON STARTS FLIRTING WITH YOU WHAT DO YOU DO

Merle: Looks like four-eyes finally found his spine, huh? *winks*

Milton: *sweating*

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Little sister again! Pouts because You and Daryl said I couldn't date especially the douchebag Walsh! I got asked by Caesar Martinez this time. Just what am I supposed to do if I want to get married in the future?

Merle: YA CAN GET MARRIED WHEN YER 40

Daryl: What Merle said.

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Hey dude, can I date your brother 😉

Merle: Pretty sure he’s only inta dicks though, so if ya ain’t got one he might say no.

Daryl: mERLE. SHUT UP.

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Hey Merle! So we all know that Negan has his harem of wives, is that something you'd want too or are you a one woman kind of man? :P

Merle: I think I’d prefer t’ just be loyal to one.

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Precious baby ♡♡♡

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here’s a lil merle doodle because i finally got my new stim things in the mail yesterday <3 i have a chew necklace and a fidget cube

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How's my baby doing?

Merle: It better not be me. I ain’t no baby. *grumbling something about how he was never a baby and came out of the womb a full grown man or something*

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Hey Merle, i know youre a "tough guy" and all but would you ever allow yourself to fall in love? 💙

Merle: Love is for losers. I love no one. Never have. Never will.

Daryl: *rolling his eyes harder than ever and recounts just how many times he has had to pick Merle up from the bar when he drank himself to tears after every breakup*

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Hi Merle lil sis again just when will you and Daryl let me go out a date? I'm an adult now and the world has gone to hell I would like a date before I die. PS Shane asked me out.

Merle: I’ll kill that douchebag if he even breathes in my baby sisters direction

Daryl: Never.

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*smooches*

Merle: Not like I mind or anythin’, hehe.

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drew this lil gremlin because i kinda wanna watch gotg but i havent yet because i can never sit down and fully watch a movie because i cant focus but here is the boy. I probably really failed on drawing his clothes but i tried

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Quiet, son, you are safe with me ♡

Merle: I ain’t never needed nobody in my whole life.

Daryl: You do need somebody Merle! Yer always gettin’ inta trouble n shit. ‘N I’m tired of babysittin’ yer reckless ass.

Merle: oKAY FIRS T OF ALL *goes on long rant about how he’s Daryl’s big brother and he don’t need no babysitter and how he’s totally responsible and not at all reckless blah blah blah*

Daryl: Wasn’t it you who got himself chained to a roof and cut off his own hand when we were GOIN’ TO COME GET YOU?

Merle: THAT WAS OFFICER FRIENDLY’S FAULT AND I WAS GOING TO DIE.

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Hi Merle lil sister here! What would you do if Negan had taken bathe me and Daryl or heaven forbid just me?

Merle: if anyone touches my lil siblings i will bring a deaths

Daryl: Jesus hell, Merle, chill. Ain’t nothin gonna happen to us.

((WHOMST’D’VE))

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My son <3

Merle: You better hope yer a good dad, I’ve kinda had bad luck with parents, HA.

Daryl: That’s kinda sad, bro.

Merle: How bout you shut up Darylena.