Darkners Unite!

(A Deltarune Ask blog with Ralsei and Lancer) 3/30 Asks M!A:None

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

So, how's the relationship with your dad, Lancer?

Lancer:…..My dad?

……..

Heh…I haven’t visited him yet.

I’ll….I’ll visit him soon though! I’m just giving dad….some time to cool down first.

*Lancer’s hands seem to be shaking.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Why are you two so cute??

Ralsei:C-cute? 

Lancer:Blep, lesser dad says its cuz I’m a marshmallow! I dunno what a Marshmallow is but I bet it’s something pretty sweet!

*Ralsei laughs at the unintended pun.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Hey, Lancer! Are you a gamer?

Lancer:Gaming? Yeah I like playing super Maria sisters! The soundtrack for the game is AWESOME!

Lancer: Though,Ralsei’s wayyyy more into video games than I am!

*The sound of Rapid button mashing and goat noises echo the room. The occasional encouragement rings out as well.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Askbox is open!

(My stupid ass had it closed for who knows how long )

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

*snoring echoes throughout the room

*Send an ask as they sleep?

❤️yes no

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Lancer, who is your favourite person to hang out with besides ralsei and suzie?

Lancer:IT’S LESSER DAD!

Rouxls: LANCER!

Lancer:What? I’m just telling em I like to to hang out with you! Though I think I’d like hanging out with Kris but I never truly got to before they left!

Rouxls:…..Who is’t art thou talking to knave???

*The Duke of Puzzles is annoyed…..in a fond way.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

That music is super badass! Lancer, what other badass things can you show Ralsei? I'm sure he'd LOVE to check it al out!

Ralsei I DON’T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA! 

Lancer:OF COURSE NOT NOTHING I DO IS GOOD! I’M A BAD GUY!

*Terrified bleeting and Laughing

*CRASH

*Lancer is thankful for the rad suggestion

*Ralsei is not as thankful.

*……They’re okay.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Hey, ralsei, have you ever played videogames? And if so, what is your favourite?

Ralsei: Of course I’ve played video games! Some of my favorites are Capsule creatures,You know the one with Pakichu? Then Super Smash Fighters, I main as Shiyo in that one and last but not least Last Delusion 15! It’s basically where 4 guys go around being bros and saving the world.

*Ralsei seems to be more awake now.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Who’s a good boi(s)

Lancer:Uh-uh! I’m the bad guy! Not a goody two shoes! though I’ll ask Ralsei for you!

Lancer:ARE YOU A GOOD BOY RALSEI??

Ralsei:!!!!!!!

Lancer:Wow! You must have been so into the splatz! It was like you were in a trance or….like asleep…

Ralsei: AH yeah! It was so mesmerizing It put me into a trance eheh. 

*Ralsei laughs nervously

Ralsei: Anyway I guess I’m a good boy???

*Lancer seems content. The cartoon splat playlist seems to have ended.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Hi! What are you two up to right now?

Lancer: I’m showing Ralsei my super cool music playlist!

Ralsei:???

*Cartoon splat sounds echo through the room

[chalk-eating-101]

*Susie shoots Ralsei a threatening glare.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Lancer: SUSIE! You can send messages through the weird screen too! 

Lancer:Ah Ralsei can’t hear you right now! He’s too busy listening to my sick soundtracks!

*Lancer begins excitedly ranting as splat sounds go on in the background.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Hi! What are you two up to right now?

Lancer: I’m showing Ralsei my super cool music playlist!

Ralsei:???

*Cartoon splat sounds echo through the room

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

I'd love to know- what do you two even think of each other?

Ralsei:Oh, uh I don’t know where these messages keep coming from but I guess I can indulge you,Well I believe Lancer to be a great friend and- 

Lancer: RALSEI’S A NERD!

Ralsei: …

*Offended Goat sounds and Cackling resound throughout the room

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

Hello fluffy boy and smol spade!

Ralsei:…..Hello?

Lancer: Hiya! Are you stuck in there?? 

*The boys are confused.

[asktheprincesofdarkness]

“Hey! Ralsei! What’s this?”

“I….I don’t know Lancer.”

*The two darkners are intrigued by the screen in front of them.

[ S e n d  A s k ? ]

*[Yes]       [No]