i need an adultier adult

Kat, 34, Philly. Taken <3, masc-leaning wlw. Fanfic writer and certified Nerd™

[assassinslover]

GUYS SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME

[loveridden1999]

DOECHII CAME OUT AS LESBIAN?????? HELLOOO

[loveridden1999]

we are so fucking back

[isabelleadjani]

[moniquill]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[alleecatblues]

“I don’t need Epstein, I have access to plenty of underage girls! This is definitely a normal thing to say!”

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

Grok: That is a Good and Fair point Sir. You are so smart and powerful, and have easily been able to procure children in the past without needing your friend Jeffrey Epstein. Keep on trucking!

[saturnvs]

maybe life should be about more than just surviving

[romans-art]

i think y'all are missing a trick with Kathryn Janeway and Eleanor of Aquitaine given the Katharine Hepburn/Kate Mulgrew crossovers, but the request was for Janeway with a fuckoff big sword as an Angevin so here we go -- she got stuck in a holodeck program with the rest of the crew and she likes swinging a sword maybe a little too much 🤏

[romans-art]

sorry I heard "suck her sword" and blacked out. what were we talking about?

[the-haiku-bot]

sorry I heard “suck

her sword” and blacked out. what were

we talking about?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[romans-art]

[j4gm]

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

[dovecote]

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

[dovecote]

Behold, One William.

[j4gm]

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

[dovecote]

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

Forbidden Williamcoin

[human-blob-nessie]

this is art i can't breathe thats too good

[nikoniko808]

move along!

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[romans-art]

e 'n su la punta de la rotta lacca l'infamïa di Creti era distesa che fu concetta ne la falsa vacca; e quando vide noi, sé stesso morse, sì come quei cui l'ira dentro fiacca. - Dante Alighieri, Inferno, 12.11-15

more scribbles of Kathryn Janeway trapped in an Angevin holodeck simulation when I should be writing fic but instead I am yearning for a broken monarch crumpling beneath the weight of her own decisions and eroded nobility

[romans-art]

obligatory bonus horny sketch that I won't finish

[parasitoidism]

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

[parasitoidism]

#mynothing

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jacka1]

[creatures-in-posts]

Confirmed creature post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i will never forgive u people for forcing me to learn what a leboba is

[jaguarguard]

What is a leboba??????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

lebubba. whatever. don't worry about it

[honey-skulls]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u already forced me to know it exists and now u expect me to be able to SPELL it too??? the indignities of the flesh are vast and ceaseless truly

[squishsquishy]

>> pawzap_

[pupdotcom]

taking my pet hole punch for a walk in the woods

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm assuming the above is a normie opinion (as it should be) so i do wanna go a tiny step further and explicitly state any laundromat that requires digital payment should be burned to the fucking ground

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if a business cooerces its customers to download an app, i should legally be allowed to set both the business and its board of directors on fire

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Yo moma so stupid she DRACULA'S AMULET ATTACK 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿🇧🇷🇧🇷🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛

[grandpayaoi]

[reddeckwinner]

I didn’t see the Brazil flag at first and thought people were throwing up the Brazilian flag as a sort of holy shield against the attack.