Vriska Serket

It should 8e o8vious who I am.

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{ Today I learned that I have muses I forgot about. Humanstuck Kurloz, Humanstuck Damara, 2 Gamzee blogs, a Condy blog, Porrim, a JUNKRAT blog lmao... and fukken finally I found my gurl, Vriska. }

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This account is on temp hiatus.

An ex-friend of mine went and deleted one of my favorite roleplaying blogs and my reddit account and I’m just too stressed to Vriska properly.

[betterthankanyebitch]

boy: you can either drop the attitude or leave

me:

[filibusterfrog]

scourge sisters

[ramramdodo]

Vriskaaaaaaaa

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bromosapiens:

jesus christ you must be pretty high up the chain then

must be makin bank

oh man yeah its such a shame

must be so awful

not being able to attend to your swarms of loyal followers

what a rough time that must be

I’m higher than most that choose the simple 8oring life of squalor. 8ut I’m hardly where I need to 8e. 

I mean, one day I’ll totally get to relax and enjoy the spoils of my hard work.

I’m just practically doing future me a 8ig huge favor.

I’m sure you know how it is, in your own weird alien way.

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bromosapiens:

alien

nah im pretty sure im human

if youve never been to the us though i can see why itd be confusing

ohhhh so youre a troll

i havent really encountered any trolls since my ex so thats pretty cool

so youre some kinda sailor then

i can dig it id probably be shit at it but more kudos to you for that

Human, alien, same thing.

I'm MUCH more than a sailor. I have my own ship, my own crew. I'm even in charge of a whole city.

Downside to it all is how increeeeeeeedi8ly 8usy I am.

So much so that I hardly have the time to entertain my fans. Shame, that.

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bromosapiens:

hey hey whats up

im avi

i live in houston tx with my four cats and i enjoy long walks on the beach how bout you

I'm assuming you're an alien since I have no clue where the hell that is.

I can dig long walks on the 8each. Here, it depends on the 8each and the trolls around it.

Actually, I prefer to sail the seas. 8eing in open water is the most freeing feeling.

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daystxlker:

Kanaya was kidding, of course. She’s much too lazy for any of that, but she seems intrigued by Vriska’s situation at her place, because that sounds genuine. As she listens, she calls a nervous prospitian over and kindly asks for a refill on that ice cream, and a couple colas. It was an exercise in distraction, but it was still obvious the jadeblood was paying attention. She also, subtly, wanted her guest to stick around just a bit longer, even if Kanaya herself no longer really wanted ice cream. 

“A whole city, huh? Now that you mention it, I may have to put my plans on hold myself. Sleeping with no pants in my own hive is about as much as I want to do currently. But you sound like you’re truthful.”

Vriska let Kanaya order for the both of them, her attention vaguely focused on the strange white shelled alien that took their order.

For a moment, she thought to ask what the fuck those things were.

For a moment she cared to know, but her attention on Kanaya and the current conversation, AND the delicious ice cream still begging for her to devour was still priority.

And anyways, who cared about a simple nobody? Not Vriska.

But before she could even begin talking, a few more bites were had on the ice cream. One simply didn't let something this good go to waste. Especially when it was so rare to have for her.

"Yeah," she sighed, musing about her current life, thinking about what Kanaya had said. The temptation to just once, live a sort of easy going life like that was somewhat attractive, if Vriska knew that she wouldn't be completely and eventually bored by that sort of life.

"I mean, I never get to NOT have my pants on since I’m soooooooo busy, but if I could, I'd totally do everything pantsless honestly. You can still kick total ass without pants."

[theneonwerewolf]

Vriska!

[strawberrybih]

If I gotta beg for ur attention you can keep it lmfao

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daystxlker:

Something in Kanaya twinged, briefly. Perhaps it was a genuine empathy, rare in many trolls, that detected some semblance of those fleeting thoughts in Vriska’s eyes. She could not exactly guess them completely, but there was a loneliness and hesitance, that the jadeblood was tempted to help. 

“A fair point. My intention is to take advantage of certain weaknesses, such as the overall lack of other trolls on this planet. Maybe something to do with the economy, and my beauty.”

Kanaya has to crack a smile. it’s so ridiculous.She licks some ice cream off her spoon, and chinhands, sorta staring at her date. There is a lot of room for friends in her life, honestly. Maybe more; especially with a Vriska, which she got on fairly well in her timeline for a time. Even so, there’s a soft spot in her heart for them regardless. 

"Not bad.” Vriska smirked, toying with the spoon in the bowl, casually stirring some of the ice cream together. “For a start.”

“Hell, I’m currently holding a *whole* city together, and that’s just an entire troll population. I can’t imagine how easy it would be to assert yourself among aliens. If anyone’s got this, it’s you. Maybe you could reinvent an area entirely. Give it a catchy name. I don’t know. But you should totally do it.”

It was fun to pass the time on wishes and dreams, goals and ideas. Maybe Kanaya would chase hers. Maybe she wouldn’t. For the first time in a long time, as Vriska was intent to listen and give input, it didn’t bother her if these goals would come to light or not.

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daystxlker:

“Oh, I am up to a lot. I haven’t even dramatically upended the tome somehow in my skirt onto the table, spilling all its contents, the tome itself filled completely of manic ideas of world domination and merciless conquest, the likes of which no Empress of any background has ever seen.” Kanaya somehow manages to keep up a straight face, at that. She even stops eating for it to take full effect, one eyebrow raised. Even with her anxiety, Kanaya Maryam still has an uncanny impulse that is impossible to ignore to instigate pure vocal fuckery, and it’s not surprising if she does take a huge tome out of nowhere at some point during the date. “For you, however, I’ll spare my bloodthirsty fantasies if imperialistic divinity.”

It was here that Vriska figured that Kanaya was embellishing, but even so, she choose to humor that. And anyway, who DIDN'T embellish a few things for some entertaining effect. Vriska herself was famous for such a thing, even if she didn't always admit to it completely.

"Okay, 8ut c'mon. What's a 8etter time and place to discuss such things?"

It was nice to think that for this brief time, Vriska Serket could sit here, enjoy something delicious in the company of someone who was similar in many respects to the Kanaya in her timeline that she once knew, once was close to.

"I'll even tell you the stupid ideas I have and we can laugh about it. Whaddya say?"

Maybe it was wishful thinking, but it seemed to her like this was a chance for a new start. A new something. An eagerness to latch on to the part of her that longed for the actual friends she once broke away from.

Stupid no good friends. Except, Kanaya had always been decent to her, even when she wasn't as decent back.

Maybe things could be different this time.

Maybe she ought to just take another bite of ice cream before it completely melted away.

Yeah, she'd do that.

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daystxlker:

The banter made Kanaya bite her lip. She couldn’t help it. It was hard, looking like her, eating something in public. Vriska’s enthusiasm helped, and Kanaya subtly took a larger spoonful to eat. 

“Don’t be mistaken. I love ice cream, actually, I just wanted to ensure you had a good bit. Worse case, I can order more. They know me here, I’m their god, almost, a little extra ice cream would hurt no one.”

That almost sounded like bragging. Kanaya blushed, even though for someone like Vriska it wouldn’t be anything odd. Humility would be odd instead. 

Vriska watched as Kanaya took a more helpful spoonful of ice cream, looking satisfied all the while she helped herself to another. It was better this way, actually sharing a meal of sorts - if you could call it that, with someone who was as eager to take generous bites as herself.

The ice cream threatened to spit from her mouth as soon as Kanaya spoke up about being Their God (almost) in this establishment. It took everything she had as she quietly choked on the coldness of the food to swallow it completely.

"And here I thought you weren't up to much."

Vriska gave a playful elbow to Kanaya's arm.

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succinctlysevered:

haha. you can’t even describe me in a lame way without making it sound cool somehow.

lemme know how many ‘simple’ pizza delivery con artists you know, and then lets compare it to, say, the number of bratty serkets i know. place yer bets on which number is higher.

use as much luck as you like sweetheart, it’s not gonna help.

Everything I say sounds cool. I can't 8e 8lamed. I'm simply the coolest troll around.

Also, I can't say that I spend too much time around those lesser than me. Although, given the right circumstances, perhaps I'd invest my time in the RIGHT sort of pizza delivery con artist.

I'll let you know when that happens. :::;)

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Tuesdays are my Vriska days. Let's see what I can get done before I dip into other muses B) aaay

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