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gripping your shoulders. dragonite and the special delivery. everyone go put dragonite and the special delivery in your eyes as soon as possible

#poketrix au #hisuimi gets just the dragonite hat and not the full uniform. because. because she. you know. she. the hat. you know #(dragonite and the special delivery spoilers) thinking about how chill that mom was #about hana and dragonite taking her child on an impromptu magical letter delivering adventure to a different region #also. very normal about how they gave all those dogs (pokemon) jobs #PSYCHIC TYPE BOX LIFTERS??? foaming at the mouth #AN ORDERLY ROW OF PELIPPER MAILPOKEMON #the cyclizar.#frothing. frothing. frothing. frothing #Youtube

How did Poketrix!Zoey meet Rumi and Mira respectively?

zoey and hisuimi are childhood friends, they've known each other since before hisuimi's typhlosioning!!

(pre-fish date) zoey first saw mira when she moved into town and was immediately smitten. zoey has been talking about mira for at least an hour a day every single day of the week. hisuimi doesn't get holidays off.

#poketrix au #my apologies to anyone who has ever sent me an ask and received a response months later #i have seen your ask i have thought about what i would say if i were to respond to it #and then i failed to execute the step where i actually responded (leading to over a dozen people trapped in my inbox.#unable to escape as i whisper “zoemira fish date” into a dark and mysterious chasm 50 times instead of freeing them)

wow. how cute. it sure would be a shame if Something Very Terrible happened to one or both of them

#poketrix au #poketrix au mira has natural pink hair #poketrix hisuimi COULD have natural purple hair. but i think it would be more fun if she started out with black hair #which i WOULD depict in color. but my laptop. :(. :((((. :(((((((((((((((((((((#look at that face. so full of whimsy.#face of someone who doesn't know that she's going to be in (metaphorical) Soul Debt for the next decade #i bet her pocket is filled with things like stickers and candy #and her heart is filled with joy or something

i feel like i really understand the plight of ch10 she kpop on my demon till i hunt her zoey. we are one and the same.

#keyboardless.... schemeless............ how will i go on......................#it's lori day this weekend. do you know what would be nice. LAPTOP #:(. :(((((((. :(((((((((((((((((((((#it's technically not even broken. i just don't want to stress it out #kermit rainy window gif. my laptop #:(. :((((((((((((((. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((#laying about on the carpet like a beached fish #the hxbr :(polytrix)breakdown: compilation gif. MY LAPTOP #scraping the dark and bitter ash off the crumbling surface of my miserable life :pensive:

born 2 sit on a little pink silk cushion and get fed little snacks and look cute and win ribbons for looking cute, forced 2 get paws slightly damp while on the run from [kpdh demons-equivalent organization]

#poketrix au #staring morosely out of a rainy window. my laptop :mirabreakdown4:#my schemes go unschemed. my non-thumb fingers unused #i drew on the inside of a cheez-it box earlier today. that doesn't sound related to the laptop thing but it is somehow #the part where they're running from the kpdh demon-equivalent organization comes after mira's sad trip through the woods and #before they kill gwi-ma. for the record. all three of these are things that happen #my plot that i never mentioned. hashtag my plot that i never mentioned

it has swwl fruit cut energy. to me

polytrix conditions are rough in this purpleless and pinkless image editor

in honor of yannie day i've drawn a regular normal rumi having a great day gripping your shoulder. this is your sign to read a york([Y]annie + w[ORK]) today. possibly multiple if you feel so inclined. yannie day.

(also please don't talk about ch5 of lonely lavender bones on this post. i haven't read it yet, so if you do i will have to obliterate you with my psychic hammer. and not in a fun and whimsy way.)

#polytrix #yannie day #<=yay for short #i would recommend a specific one but i think the york you will enjoy the most is a matter of personal taste #in the spirit of yannie day i think we should all whisper the title of our favorite york into the wind. maybe ao3 author yannie will hear u #i'll go first #i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine (then i start crying)#and also lonely lavender bones. of course #(i was serious about the psychic hammer smiting thing by the way)#(kermit looking out of a rainy window gif. wait for me llb ch5. wait for me)

#poketrix au #the other day i looked at the concept art for zoey #and i think i've been drawing her hair completely wrong. but it's too late now though. i am Committed #in my notes i have this as #zoey: 'the stars are beautiful tonight :)'#mira (a gay look in her eyes): yeah. the stars.#but then i remembered tomorrow is yannie day so i didn't color mira or the gay look in mira's eyes #GUYS(gnc). TOMORROW IS YANNIE DAY. GO READ YORKS #gripping your shoulders. YANNIE DAY IS IN 17 HOURS

holding them like a big sack of potatoes

#poketrix au #kermit leaning against rainy window.png. back on my poketrix again #ft. legally required growlithe #large rowdy puppy. chews on table legs. rips up socks. puts her entire hand in its mouth. rolls in mud #i do think that [person that is resistant to fire damage] is an excellent candidate for owning a fire type pokemon #especially since a lot of her stuff is already fireproof #so getting a growlithe would probably be like getting a normal dog. but she also has to train it not to spit fire at other people #arcanine is like six feet tall. do you think she gets to ride it like a horse later on. yeehaw

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the [standing outside rumi's bedroom door waiting for permission to come in] thing mira does in the movie. i think she does it A Lot

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#i too was on this brainwave last night #delighted to know that other people also thought it was vampire behavior #(if zoerumi don't like her bibimbap she'll Cry)

the [standing outside rumi's bedroom door waiting for permission to come in] thing mira does in the movie. i think she does it A Lot

#polytrix #https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LqZLOWA5ow9eEDvnyyK3tlgLxnQHFOtD #<=(starts at IMG 5698 for those who want to see screenshots of the scene)#don't keep a lady waiting zoerumi! wake up and tell her she's allowed under the covers!!#maybe the real reason they sleep in mira's bed is not because it has the nicest mattress or largest size #or because zoey's bed is so filled with pillows and stuffed animals that it's literally unsleepable #but because one time when they were sleeping on rumi's bed they forgot to explicitly invite mira onto the bed before they fell asleep #and then she like. slept on the floor or something #“but aren't there beanbags in rumi's room. can't she sleep on the beanbags instead” no. she slept sadly. on the floor #“by 'floor' do you mean she slept on that grey carpet underneath rumi's bed?” Sadly On The Floor (Boards)#cried Sadly On The Floor for five hours because zoerumi don't love her anymore because they've realized that she's a Bad Person and #they hate her and want to kill her with hammers #caught a cold while sleeping Sadly On the Floor.#very distressing experience for everyone involved. and then they never slept on rumi's bed again to avoid repeating this experience. the en

#polytrix #what kind of incriminating photos and videos do you think that zoey has her phone #i feel like she has at least five of her parkouring in places she is definitely not allowed to be #one where like. her arm fully is in an alligator's mouth (probably not illegal but definitely concerning)#one of mira snoring #several of mira snoring #a lot. of mira snoring. that's like half of the incriminating videos #that one time rumi bit into a watermelon on a dare and couldn't get her fangs out for half an hour #crawling out of a ditch. my mutuals' posts go uneaten. my polytrix goes undrawn #because i've returned to my natural habitat (drawing cartoon animals on post-it notes)#also my new pen has FOUR COLORS #(i did buy it specifically because i saw it was polytrix colored)#(pink + purple + blue/green depending on what you personally think zoey is. it has both!!)#(and then i drew bulbasaur with it. instead of drawing polytrix. tragic)#(am i going to go draw a second pokemon instead of drawing polytrix a second time. maybe. who's to say)#(the answer is yes)

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🦐 go make shrimp everyone

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if you're viewing this post right now this is your sign to make soooo many shrimp

p. 18 concept art polytrix but the person in the middle is quarter, half, love: notes "I'm not really a closet anything" mira (yes this is a recommendation and i think you should go read it immediately)

#polytrix #when i said “read it immediately” i meant “you should stop reading these tags RIGHT NOW and go shovel it in your eyes”#if you've already read it. maybe now is a good time to reread!!#if you haven't read it yet. PLEASE GO READ IT. IT"S NOT THAT LONG. YOU LOVE IT OR YOUR MONEY BACK #you may be thinking “but fruit. i didn't pay any money to read it. what would i even be refunded?”#if you are here thinking that. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE. YOU SHOULD BE ON AO3 READING IT.#(but also in that situation you would be refunded the amount of money you paid to read it. which is none.#not that that situation will ever occur. go read it go read it please)#(gripping your shoulder. IT'S COMPLETELY FREE AND THAT'S ANOTHER OF THE MANY REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD GO READ IT NOW.)#good soup #i was So Normal about it when i first read it and i continue to be Extremely Normal about it #it speaks to me in a way that i won't get into further in these tags because i recently remembered that #posts are Public and Literally Anyone Can View Them but hrgh. hrrrrrrrrgh. hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghghhhhhh #as a substitute here is a fun anecdote:#recently one of the cats has gotten reeaaaally into drinking from the faucet #sometimes when i pet her the top of her head is a little soggy and i know that she's been drinking from the faucet again #if you ask for it in my discord dms i'll send you a 16-second video of her merrily slurping away #i would attach it to this Public Post but the other two videos i took of her drinking faucet water could probably doxx me #so i don't trust this one either. shoutout to collars with easily visible personally identifiable information for #making a significant portion of my cat videos unsendable

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how it's done battlecatstrix send tweet

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the angry floating red head that attacks by biting actually seems to be one of tamer-looking enemies. 10 seconds after the red screaming head shows up a wig-wearing screaming head shows up

20 seconds into this video by the way. this video is 5 minutes and 16 seconds long

#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2edLzDdlWpo #The Battle Cats : All Enemies vs All Cats #if anyone is interested #great video. i've never been more confused as to what constitutes a battle cat in my life #one second in “oh yeah. the cat is a battle cat and the dog is an enemy. that makes sense”#milliseconds later. a giraffe shows up (friendly?). a little stickman holding a punching glove shows up(friendly?)#the cats are fighting kangaroos. bears. a screaming red head. i think there is an elephant in the mix #giant shambling skeleton thing is friendly?#the enemies have summoned Evil Laser Tower. the cats have summoned Nice Laser Tower (which is nearly identically shaped to Evil Tower)#ginormous explosion. thousands dead. it's only been a minute

how it's done battlecatstrix send tweet

#polytrix #it's very important to me that basic battlecat!zoey is shorter than rumi without her ginormous shoes #i went out and looked specifically for those anime girls with basic cats by the way #i was on the battlecats wiki for like half an hour. i don't play this game #the inspiration for this post was all the battlecats content youtube shorts has been recommending me lately #“why does youtube keep on recommending this content to me” i say. as i continue watching it. IT'S GOOD STUFF #i don't know who kaoru hanayama is or why he has HP: 367625 and ATK: 346000 #but yes i WOULD like to see which of those differently colored guys on chairs he can beat up #what's a metal sloth? I DON'T KNOW. but i think one of these cats is calling down ORBITAL LASER STRIKES on that purple eyeball thing #also shadow the hedgehog is in this game. for some reason #i think i saw a demon slayer kill a crowd of little stickmen with hats today #apparently the 'cat' part of 'battle cat' is very optional

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