no homo tho

THIS BLOG IS GONE FOLLOW FAE-Q OR FLORENAIR

[screwave]

girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[asspals]

Deleting

Hey all,

I haven't used this account for several years now and finally got around to deleting it entirely. All of my posts are from when I was 12-17 years old, identified differently, used a different name, etc. and it's a mess! Lmao

Please follow @fae-q instead, which I'm in the process of constructing. For more poetry/art related posts, you can follow my other blog @florenair .

[lesbianxwing-deactivated2017091]

everyone talks about how terrible tumblr was from 2012-2014, but let me tell you, as someone who has been on this website for 5 years, 2015-2017 has been the absolute fucking worst from blatant bullying, to spreading extremely diluted information about mental illness, excusing unhealthy coping mechanisms, and adopting black and white thinking skills. yeah sure, there was some cringy shit back in 2012, but at least people were fucking nice to each other   

[xtec]

Me: hey how’s it going

My Australian friend: ???????

Me: oh sorry

Me: noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ʎǝɥ

Them: ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left

[gaypriori]

[arkhaeology]

Does anyone remember fanfiction from like 2001 to 2004 tho?

-wacky, highly out of character ‘sleepovers’ with the villains of the series

-not bothering to research the culture the series originated from (we live in Japan but for some reason we’re celebrating a westernized version of Christmas?)

-sugar highs??? the entire cast has eaten sugar and now randomness ensues!!1!

-really surreal oneshots taking a completely illogical idea to the highest possible level played completely for laughs (re: maybe Harry was so good at flying because He Was A Broom All Along)

-user guides for characters (as if they’re adoptable robots)

-disclaimer at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story I DO NOT OWN THIS PLEASE DON’T SUE I’M DIRT POOR

-author’s notes at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story, LOL I WROTE THIS AT ONE IN THE MORNING PLEASE REVIEW

-nutshell/condensed retellings of the series, again usually humorous

-AUs where everything except the main character’s names are completely different that have no real connections to the series (High School AUs are EVERYWHERE)

-The writer’s favourite character isn’t dead and the rest of the cast questions it once and then never mentions it again

-the writer talking to the characters in script form before the story actually starts

[girl-in-a-well]

“R/R! Don’t like, don’t read! Flames will be fed to (insert fandom reference here) XP XD”

[katyanoctis]

…I did most of these in 2002 oh my god.

And I remember seeing every single one of these lmao

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

- Evanescence songfic.

Can’t forget the Evanescence songfic.

[mob-lake]

What happened to unexplained body swapping???

[the-alligator-queen-blog]

Do y'all remember that it was Anne Rice that made us paranoid enough to put disclaimers on our stories? Cause I do.

[agoodflyting]

I am not ashamed to say I loved (Character) User’s Guides and I wish they would make a comeback

[desertislandcomics]

Love conquers all (or at least it’s better than the alternative) by John Broadley

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[synqra]

Kaytranada for Vogue

[ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit]

17/365

[acoolguy]

alright you FUCKERS

it’s time you got educated on the only 2 facts you’ll ever need to FUCKING know

1. if it’s clear and yellah you got juice there fella

2. if it’s tangy and brown you’re in cider town

[meladoodle]

this is my favourite poem

[regularlesbian]

me, speaking to a man i have just met and barely talked to who hasn’t done anything particularly offensive yet: you’re on thin ice, pal.

[mioxenoblade]

Some 17 year old on this site: “Having read the works of the most revolutionary political theorists of the last couple hundred years, I’m able to formulate concepts interwoven of their findings on how the exploited working class can rise up and take back the world which is theirs.”

Me, an adult: “I dun heard this marks fellar said I deserve better then crapitalism and I agree yeeeha”

[higgzorz]

[lifeinpoetry]

Our love eats the deadly sounds men make when they see how much magic we have away from them.

Joshua Jennifer Espinoza, from “This Is What Makes Us Worlds,” published in Split This Rock (via lifeinpoetry)

[weirdshitfrommemegenerator]

7/27/17