i don’t like the future
styofa doing anything

if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER

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will byers stan first human second
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Origami Around
Show & Tell

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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@asterios
i don’t like the future
*guaranteed* money here! it’s my can’t-lose won’t-fail ULTIMATE FOOTBALL VICTORY PREMIUM THREE-WAY PARLAY!
oh god oh jesus i need these three dollars oh lord christ alive in heaven please come through for your strongest soldier
OH MY GOD IT’S A BROKEN LEG NOT A FUCKING HOVERCRAFT
THEY BILLED ME TWICE AS AN EXTRA FUCK YOU
TLP returns with our annual desert adventure spectacular!
This time: Rancho eats an entire bag of “Heavy Hitters” gummies, then yells about befriending coyotes
listen here: https://youtu.be/nycPm5hp4Fo
this sticker cost me $1,154
but YOU can get it for a $15 pledge!
(you know the website)
art by THE @mimiyori
new TLP out TO-NITE!!
also: does anyone know how to get cheap chinese ring light out of one’s glasses
TALLARD 👏 HAS 👏 ENTERED 👏 THE 👏 NEST
“One hairline, please.”
not sure this is something to turn up about
the fuck is wrong with zoomers
THIS SATURDAY, 8PM EST!! to celebrate her upcoming horror comic, @mimiyori will be drawing spooky stuff live on my various streaming channels! you know the ones. with limejinjo & @cheesymanfredo !
*me as a shark* I’ll give you eighty billion dollars
IT’S THE ROLE I WAS BORN TO PLAY, BABY!!
wartch the whole cartoon here: https://youtu.be/rj_qoJUzBic
BIG WINNERS COMING THROUGH
they said i got “the wrong chicken strips” & i found two receipts on my phone of the exact same chicken order & they said “well we’re different now”
[ art by THE @mimiyori ]
You heard the lady
oh fuck they’re lifting