Astroboletos

Why did you do this to me Ash? I thought we were friends 📌 insta: stratminister The king of comedy :y

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A girl I'm chatting to asked me if I've ever made a fool of myself online.

I'm begging you guys not to prove her wrong

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Was thinking about your blog a few days ago and how i used to see your and yours friends post about the marauders when i was in school like 6 years ago, i had no idea you were still kinda sorta on tumblr. I think i had my absolute worst days of my life back then but you guys posting on this hellsite made some days not so bad. Looking back i didn’t think i would make it to graduation but now i have a job i like, my own place, and my beautiful daughter. Just wanted to thank you I guess, you and your friends posting about harry potters dead parents and friends put a smile on my face when i was a teenager lol. Was one of the only things i looked forward to back then.

Also i think i’d be mortified if you responded, I’m okay with not knowing if you saw this. 🤣

Thanks again man! You’re the best!

-L🌹

Darling, thank you!!

I started on this hellsite due to @actinganimagus, we got to know each other because of school, and I've never met a better idiot, rofl.

The fact that me forcing people to change their scripts because of comedy made an impact on your life is both heartbreaking as well as encouraging.

What I will say about Ash is that, as a person who has suffered through a lot of "illnesses"(as I would call them) he never made fun of me. He never made me feel like less of a person. Love that guy xd

He was also one of the few persons that made me realise that Im not ugly lol

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I WANT YOU TO CHOKE ME UNTIL I ONLY FEEL YOUR BREATH ON MY SKIN YOU FUCKING CATHOLIC ASSHOLE

This is the third time someone has sent me this.

Well done spamming me

I did do a, what do the kids call it, lol

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I can't believe that she sent me another anon

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Aww, your catholic, im methodist, sadly we cannot get married. :/

I'm going through old anons

Bloody protestant bastard,

You're a good lass

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It’s been a hot minute since your blog crossed my dash, but I think about your username almost every time I’m on tumblr because it’s *fucking cool*

Where does it come from? It’s been bothering me for years, wanting to know

It is a greek phrase meaning "star-struck", it was said that the Sirius star could cause said effect

Ash asked me to pick a username which didn't sound like a 2012 insult (which was hard).

I am a bit of a byzantium fanboy, so it was fun to pick something in greek

Then again, I did choose it whilst we were both enjoying a vodka nigh @actinganimagus

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It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

HATE

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I don't know what this says about me, but I've got the point in my life where I look at old anonymous thirst messages and feel a slight bit of nostalgia.

You girls (and very loud boys) are alright

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Tell me a secret...

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LIFE ADVICE LADS

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sorry, you're the only norwegian person i could think of, maybe you'll happen to log in and see this. i have a norwegian character in my book but he lives in america. i would love some random norwegian phrases that (mostly elderly) people throw into conversations even if the bulk of their sentence isn't norwegian. we do this a lot where im from too, so i figure there have to be some things for you guys as well. i'll um give you a shoutout in the thank you section if you want lol

You have come to the right goblin! Norwegian is rather interesting due to the fact that we have over 1000 dialects recognised. If you want general phrases I can deliver, (my favourite being "stå Rom imot"), but if you want the character to be from a certain part of the country I could also help!

Do you want me to just start listing of phrases and translate them? Feel free to message me if you want any more information!!

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Are there clowns in hell? Like do they visit or live there?

[supeskenobi]

Awww look how baby faced you are.

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I hate how my face hasn’t changed since this so I can’t insult you for your insolence

[supeskenobi]

You’re lucky. I’ve aged fifty years since 2020.

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I am just a normal man, I promise that I do not feast on blood. I am normal and everybody agrees on that

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vampire confirmed????

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No I am a human. I proclaim "ave" to the sun

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Are there clowns in hell? Like do they visit or live there?

[supeskenobi]

Awww look how baby faced you are.

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I hate how my face hasn’t changed since this so I can’t insult you for your insolence

[supeskenobi]

You’re lucky. I’ve aged fifty years since 2020.

[astroboletos]

I am just a normal man, I promise that I do not feast on blood. I am normal and everybody agrees on that

[astroboletos]

Are there clowns in hell? Like do they visit or live there?

[supeskenobi]

Awww look how baby faced you are.

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I hate how my face hasn't changed since this so I can't insult you for your insolence

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Are there clowns in hell? Like do they visit or live there?

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got any good prospects on tinder?

I love that I haven't been on tumblr in years and this is the first message I get.

Stay classy ladies

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Norge er som ho er

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I shall try using this website more

I hate you all ~.

With love,

Chris

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I forgot I said this. Ergo it doesn't count