The Signs & Shrek Quotes
Shrek (2001) Edition Aries: “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Taurus: “We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” Gemini: “That must be Lord Farquaad’s castle… Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?” Cancer: “[hiding in the toilet] Go away!” Leo: “All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a ‘noble steed.’ She thinks I’m a steed.” Virgo: “I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.” Libra: “By night one way, by day another / Thus shall be the norm / Till you receive true love’s kiss / Then, take love’s true form.” Scorpio: “Now really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?” Sagittarius: “Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!” Capricorn: “I’m not the monster here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world…” Aquarius: “I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I’m a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?” Pisces: “You can’t do this to me, Shrek, I’m too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich…?”













