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starter: can i get off the roof now
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
i can’t understand jack shit about your hand when i’m on the roof of a moving car, bitch.
then get off the car, bitch.
can y’ not argue when ‘m tryin’ to sleep, guys? thanks.
i just stitched up a man’s severed fingers, bitches.
(^ falling asleep on caelan’s lap)
today’s evening sky was surreal
// T H E S O U N D //
pretty for December.
☀️ we are golden 🌅
Person A patching up or changing the dressing on Person B’s severe burn wound with no anesthetic. Person B’s most effective pain reliever during the process is burying their face into Person A’s shoulder.
MARVEL’S JESSICA JONES sentence meme. or, send ╳ for a random sentence that my muse will say to yours.
“I usually like a little more romancing.”
“Would you put day drinking under ‘Experience’ or ‘Special Skills’?”
“I’m scared for you.”
“I’ve been asking the impossible of you, I see that now.”
“Now, that sounded like flirting to me.”
“Don’t… have feelings, okay?”
“Hey, last night was fun, but that doesn’t mean I want your opinion.”
“Again, I don’t flirt, I just say what I want.”
“Yes, you are a paragon of mental health.”
“I’m tired of missing you.”
“You think you can take your shit and dump it one me? You don’t get to do that. So you take your goddamned pain, and you live with it, asshole!”
“Knowing it’s real means you’ve got to make a decision. One, keep denying it. Or two, do something about it.”
“We get it, you’re a real gift to humanity.”
“You still get points for doing good.”
“I want you to know, I forgive you for everything. I’ll say it every day. For as long as you need to hear it.”
“If this is a booty call, I like your chances.”
“God damn you. Just had to be a hero, didn’t you?”
“You are a hard-drinking, short-fused, mess of a person. But you are not a piece of shit.”
“When you wake up, I won’t be around to screw up your life anymore.”
“I don’t get asked on a lot of second dates.”
“I can’t risk you.”
“You’ve been keeping tabs on me?”
“You shoot at me, I’ll pull the bullet out of my ruined jacket and shove it up your ass with my pinky finger, and who do you think that’s going to hurt more?”
“Don’t apologize. I don’t want that from you.”
“I was never the hero that you wanted me to be.”
“You’re exactly the hero I wanted you to be.”
“I don’t give a bag of dicks about what kinky shit you’re into, just be into it quietly.”
“It’s people like you that give people like you a bad name.”
“I let you fight my battles for too long.”
“The way I see it, most people go both good and bad going on. Just depends on which part wins that day.”
“They say that talking about a trauma… that it helps.”
“You help people. That’s who you are.”
“I thought about you. I knew it wouldn’t happen. I couldn’t help it. Picturing us.”
“You’re the first person I ever pictured a future with.”
“They say everyone’s born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you’re the villain.”
“I’m life threatening. Steer clear of me. Please.”
“You’ve never loved anyone. You’re not even capable of it.”
“I hate feeling this way, I don’t know how you handle it.”
“Do what you’ve got to do.”
i love dean winchester s o o oooo oo o much
halsey || starters
feel free to change pronouns , etc . some lyrics have been altered to fit .
❝ are you insane like me ? ❞ ❝ i keep my eyes wide open all the time . ❞ ❝ yes , i’ll admit that I’m a fool for you . ❞ ❝ i’m searching for something that i can’t reach . ❞ ❝ kiss me in the corridor . ❞ ❝ i should probably keep my pretty mouth shut . ❞ ❝ there’s a storm you’re starting now . ❞ ❝ everybody wants to know . ❞ ❝ i’m a hurricane . ❞ ❝ you’re no good for me . ❞ ❝ i reminded myself to keep you far away from me . ❞ ❝ i’m always tugging at your sleeve ❞ ❝ i don’t like them innocent . ❞ ❝ your neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it . ❞ ❝ what happened to the soul that you used to be? ❞ ❝ i don’t belong to no man . ❞ ❝ oh , baby , beggin’ you to save me . ❞ ❝ i swear i hate you when you leave . ❞ ❝ your little brother never tells you but he loves you so . ❞ ❝ be quick to tell me goodbye . ❞ ❝ i hope you make it to the day you’re 28 years old . ❞ ❝ you’re ripped at every edge ( but you’re a masterpiece . ) ❞ ❝ everything is grey . ❞ ❝ i like the sad eyes , bad guys . ❞ ❝ my tongue is a weapon . ❞ ❝ you were a vision in the morning when the light came through . ❞ ❝ every single night pray the sun’ll rise . ❞ ❝ you touched me and suddenly i was a lilac sky . and you decided purple just wasn’t for you . ❞ ❝ i’m still waking every morning but it’s not with you . ❞ ❝ do you remember the taste of my lips that night ? ❞ ❝ where’d you go ? ❞ ❝ that’s the beauty of a secret . you know you’re supposed to keep it . ❞ ❝ all we do is drive . ❞ ❝ you shouldn’t waste your pretty face . ❞ ❝ i keep a close watch on this heart of mine . ❞ ❝ these voices won’t leave me alone . ❞ ❝ they know you walk like you’re a God , they can’t believe i made you weak . ❞ ❝ my heart is gold and my hands are cold . ❞ ❝ now i think i’m possessed . ❞ ❝ you can’t wake up , this is not a dream . ❞ ❝ don’t get cut on my edges . ❞ ❝ the house was awake with shadows and monsters . ❞ ❝ they think i’m insane . ❞ ❝ if you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight . ❞ ❝ i stole a bit of my mother’s perfume . ❞ ❝ i’m the king of everything . ❞ ❝ you’re part of a machine , you are not a human being . ❞ ❝ they’re coming for me . ❞ ❝ i tried to hold these secrets inside me . ❞ ❝ i’m such a fool for sacrifice . ❞ ❝ i think there’s a flaw in my code . ❞ ❝ my mind’s like a deadly disease . ❞ ❝ california never felt like home to me . ❞ ❝ and all the kids cried out "please stop, you’re scaring me" ❞ ❝ it’s survival of the richest . ❞ ❝ my demons are begging me to open up my mouth . ❞ ❝ hold me down . ❞ ❝ i remember when my father put his fist through the wall . ❞ ❝ make no sound . ❞ ❝ sick and full of pride . ❞ ❝ i’m meaner than my demons . ❞ ❝ don’t know where we are running to but don’t look back . ❞ ❝ saying that I want more, this is what i live for . ❞ ❝ knock me out ❞ ❝ would it really kill you if we kissed ? ❞ ❝ please stop , you’re scaring me . ❞ ❝ i imagine the tears in your eyes . ❞ ❝ do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me ? ❞ ❝ i couldn’t stand the person inside me . ( i turned all the mirrors around . ) ❞ ❝ i remember the fear in your eyes . ❞ ❝ some say you look just like your father . ❞ ❝ i jumped at the slightest of sounds don’t get cut on my edges . ❞ ❝ who is in control ? ❞ ❝ i don’t have to fucking tell them anything .❞ ❝ how you laughed when you said my name . ❞ ❝ sick of all these people talking , sick of all this noise . ❞ ❝ it’s so simple but we can’t stay . ❞ ❝ i’m choking on my pride .❞ ❝ the ending is the same every damn time .❞ ❝ i’ve grown familiar with villains that live in my head .❞ ❝ there’s no use crying about it . ❞ ❝ they wanna make me their queen . ❞ ❝ goddamn right , you should be scared of me . ❞ ❝ oh , baby girl , you know we’re gonna be legends . ❞ ❝ you know the two of us are just young gods . ❞ ❝ i’m the king and you’re the queen . ❞ ❝ goddamn right , you should be scared of me . ❞
“The Onion” article title sentence meme
❝ Zing! I just got you with another one of my trademark ‘complete lies’. ❞
❝ Is this a picture of the internet? ❞
❝ I always thought losing your sunglasses was something that happened to other people. ❞
❝ When I die my entire fortune will be donated to charity, except the $40 billion I will have buried with me. ❞
❝ One time I punched a goose right out of the air. ❞
❝ I will drink every last drop of water on earth. ❞
❝ I know heaven is real because I saw it and abducted an angel. ❞
❝ Sometimes I feel like things would be better off if I never existed. ❞
❝ Whenever I feel sad, I just go down to the wreck of the titanic. ❞
❝ Please, make yourself at home while I silently count down the seconds until you leave. ❞
❝ I’m always open to feedback that I can get defensive about and ultimately ignore. ❞
❝ When I need strength, I turn to the bible or whatever else is around. ❞
❝ So help me God, I’m going to eat one of those multicolored detergent pods. ❞
❝ I wish I could get through to you with a sports analogy, young man. ❞
❝ God has kind of a loose outline for us all. ❞
❝ After another incredible summer, it’s time to put my shirt back on. ❞
❝ You really don’t know who people are until you make a vicious snap judgment about them. ❞
❝ If another country ever started calling itself America, I’d be so pissed. ❞
❝ I’d like to see the government try and take away my trash. ❞
❝ If you want to date my daughter, you’re going to have to date me first. ❞
❝ The only way to get over your fear of the moon is to walk on it. ❞
❝ A woman as beautiful and intoxicated as yourself shouldn’t be drinking alone, my dear. ❞
❝ Aw, fer crying out loud! ❞
❝ I only like movies where the whole cast dances in a little box next to the end credits. ❞
❝ Looking back on my life, I guess my biggest regret is trying to fight that alligator 5 minutes ago. ❞
❝ You might be wondering why I’m wearing a cap usually reserved for playing baseball. ❞
❝ As a failure, I’ve learned to appreciate the little things in life. ❞
❝ How about we go outside and settle this like emotionally stunted men? ❞
