"Wheresoever you go, go with all of your heart"

23. CSU. Physics. Frisbee.

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[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

why are men………… like that

[rozcoe-deactivated20220420]

*makes bad decisions but in a really boring way bc i live at home, there's a pandemic, and i have no money*

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[bittersweetsadboi]

This spoke to me spiritually

[cineastette]

you will not believe the date i just had

[physcicfuckface]

I miss this meme

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Happy Halloween! 🎃 

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Nope.

[chandrar-nalaar]

when your teacher is trying to teach you how to cast fireball

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+3 to Intellect

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If anybody’s wondering what’s happening here, this clip made it onto Outrageous Acts of Science, and they explained that this teacher was demonstrating the Leidenfrost effect, which is basically when you place a droplet of a liquid on a surface that’s far hotter than its boiling point. The part of the drop touching the hot surface turns into vapor and forms a cushion that the rest of the drop rests on top of, which causes it to skid across the floor so quickly. The substance the teacher uses in the video is liquid methane. But methane has a really low boiling point. Like, about −160 °C low. So once it touches the comparatively hot floor, the Leidenfrost effect comes into play, and it slides across the floor. The issue is though, methane is colorless, so you can’t normally see it. Thankfully (in this demonstration), methane is also very flammable, so he sets it on fire before dumping it onto the floor so you can see it as it moves. Definitely a cooler demonstration of the Leidenfrost effect than dropping a little water in a hot pan. Or hotter, if you like puns.

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THANKS FOR EXPLANATION SCIENTIFIC SIDE OF TUMBLR

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My mama said I can’t be in yo class no more

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He like it

[charlesstilezmysterydiners]

I’m crying

[kaijuno]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[ya-boi-encijan]

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

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goodbye

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

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I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[untitled4022]

Omg

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression