I Keep Chipping Off a Piece to Hold Onto

Hi my name is Cameron Hurley. I'm the rhythm guitarist for a band of weird kids called We Are the In Crowd. But I got locked up here...and now look where shit went. It all went wrong... AIM: attentionhurley Roleplay, bitches. Fake as fuck.

[darklightsdontshine]

Welcome to the world, little one. Say hello to the wide-eyed, Valerie Carsyn Hurley. (Cam’s really good at names and taking pictures.)

I’m so unbelievably happy. This is the best birthday present I could have ever asked for…

[attentionhurley]

My two favorite women on earth. Congrats, love. I can't wait for our future endeavors with our little nugget.

[attentionhurley]

Uh. Fuck. I’ll go fetch a nurse to help me. Shit.

[darklightsdontshine]

Cam… Calm yourself.

[attentionhurley]

No. You're having our baby. And I don't know what to do. I'm getting help. Just. Uh. Breathe, please?

[attentionhurley]

I…..oh shit.

[darklightsdontshine]

Yeah. And it would be nice if I didn’t have to waddle by myself downstairs.

[attentionhurley]

Uh. Fuck. I'll go fetch a nurse to help me. Shit.

[darklightsdontshine]

Um.. Has anyone seen Cam? It’s um.. Kinda an emergency.

[attentionhurley]

Emergency how?

[darklightsdontshine]

Emergency as in I’m 3 days early.

[attentionhurley]

I.....oh shit.

[darklightsdontshine]

Um.. Has anyone seen Cam? It’s um.. Kinda an emergency.

[attentionhurley]

Emergency how?

[lightsgifs]

[cameronhvrley]

x

[c-mplexes]

[darklightsdontshine]

[darklightsdontshine]

Oh of course. Because when everything gets flubbery, you turn hot.

[attentionhurley]

You're still a milf. And mmf. 

[darklightsdontshine]

Baby bump! Our little human is about 60% built already! It seems that his/her super powers are taking a bit longer than expected to load.

[attentionhurley]

Player three is coming along perfectly. Ps. You're a hot milf, babe. 

[attentionhurley]

Tanktop Tuesday with Daveypoo Shepherd. I miss that broski. 

Coming home soon.

[darklightsdontshine]

See this clueless expression? That’s going to be him for the next 18 years.. Wish me luck dealing with two children!

[attentionhurley]

I’m not ALWAYS a child. Just sometimes. When you won’t give me lovin’.

[darklightsdontshine]

About 90% of the time you’re a child, regardless if you get lovin’ or not.

[attentionhurley]

Just because I have an unhealthy obsession with skittles doesn't mean I am a child.

[darklightsdontshine]

See this clueless expression? That’s going to be him for the next 18 years.. Wish me luck dealing with two children!

[attentionhurley]

I'm not ALWAYS a child. Just sometimes. When you won't give me lovin'.

[darklightsdontshine]

I'm happy to announce..

[attentionhurley]

For now? Woah. Woah child. Woaaaaaaaah. Puppies. Those are the other players.

[darklightsdontshine]

AS LONG AS THEY PLAY NICE WITH STANLEY. Tbh I was thinking cats, but okay.

[attentionhurley]

I want puppies.

[darklightsdontshine]

….. Both. Both is good.

[attentionhurley]

I approve.

[darklightsdontshine]

I'm happy to announce..

[attentionhurley]

For now? Woah. Woah child. Woaaaaaaaah. Puppies. Those are the other players.

[darklightsdontshine]

AS LONG AS THEY PLAY NICE WITH STANLEY. Tbh I was thinking cats, but okay.

[attentionhurley]

I want puppies.

[darklightsdontshine]

I'm happy to announce..

Mr. and Mrs. Cameron Hurley are excepting a little youngster c:

[attentionhurley]

Player three. ;)

[darklightsdontshine]

Yes. Just three.. For now.

[attentionhurley]

For now? Woah. Woah child. Woaaaaaaaah. Puppies. Those are the other players.

[darklightsdontshine]

I'm happy to announce..

Mr. and Mrs. Cameron Hurley are excepting a little youngster c:

[attentionhurley]

Player three. ;)