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[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[softwaring]

[frightfullytreeish]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy ides of march i 3D modelled Caesar so i could make him do fortnite dances

[thesanityclause]

this is art, this is why we make art

[climbingthefloors]

good god.

[robohydrogen]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I build pallet structures on the company time.

[jakeperalta]

would you rather:

be compressed into a zip file

be an email attachment

be a cell in an excel sheet

Voting ended onApr 25

saw this question on instagram and felt there was an immediate correct answer, curious if it's the majority

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[gaytanic-panic]

[closetfullofghosts]

Zaid Blink Twice If You Need Help

[krakenteacups]

[yearnalisms]

hudson williams for onepeloton

[rylandsgrace]

#Welcome back, Sharpay

High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)

[steadynightruins]

[ahotknife]

okay discourse all done let's be friends. is anyone else sick to their stomach about this

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Laufey, Hudson Williams, Alysa Liu, Lola Tung and Megan Skiendiel for “madwoman” (via spotifyaunz)

[sadhoc]

the pistachio food trend is soooo interesting because it's like. i've been following the californian pistachio water politics for years, as a californian with personal connections to agricultural workers but! basically there's been a big push in california agriculture over the last decade to pressure farmers to produce pistachios, because iran has dominated the global market in pistachios for decades, and the US government has been trying to weaken iran economically, so they want to make california pistachios a competitor. which is ridiculous, because california's agricultural infrastructure is suffering under a drought, and pistachios take insane amounts of water. so a ton of water is being redirected from the people in order to engage in a trade war with iran over fucking. pistachios.

anyway now that the US (i.e. california) is producing more pistachios than iran, the next step is to drive consumption of pistachios, so that the farmers who are producing these pistachios can continue to make money on them. ergo all the fancy pistachio coffees at starbucks and similar shit like suddenly being able to find pistachio butter in grocery stores when five years ago it was exclusively available at specialty stores and online, and the huge boom in pistachios foods in instagram and tiktok recipe content. like i watch a lot of instagram foodie reels (cooking/baking is one of my hobbies) and these get thrown onto everyone's feeds, to promote the purchasing of pistachios, so that the US can stick it to iran. it's. kind of incredible to watch this happen in real time, because it sounds like deranged conspiracy thought, but like. i've been watching this trend for the past decade and it's fucking real.

anyway one of the vegan recipe accounts i follow just posted like five pistachio-based recipes in a row and it makes me feel some kind of fucking way

[sadhoc]

it is extremely relevant that pistachios are so easy to acquire here, but acorns, which are an indigenous California food staple crop, are impossible to find even in the best stocked grocery stores, and knowing how to prepare them for consumption is a rarer skill than sourdough starter

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

i am going to tear my fucking hair out

[charlottan]

fog of war in the grocery store

[jame7t]

clicks you. commands you to explore

[flagellant]

on it boss

[flagellant]

there's cheese in here boss

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

+ 🧀 (COMMON) x 5

[steampunktomboy]

move north

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

+ 🧀 (RARE) x 2

NEW CHEESE DISCOVERED

- Added Gruyère to bestiary.