EL TORO NEGRO

🇯🇲 S E X EN T H U S I A S T / M S G ME

[yugoslavic]

[hombreamsterdam-deactivated2018]

[stilinovic]

Follow Stilinovic for your daily dose of men fashion!

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[mxdvs]

[lewisapon]

more shit here.

Shop At: Chichi Maison.

[driftedthoughtss-deactivated202]

Lowkey horny all the time

[clarknokent]

Facts

[chillanimebeats]

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[onlytwitterpics]

[neogohann]

[westernkanye]

[freshprincesubs]

[hismami]

princess

[blvck-zoid]

[lewisapon]

similar shit here.

Shop At: Chichi Maison

[achievement-hunter]

[humbleharlemhoney]

[eeervc]

Success-get-them-jealous

[jamieleecvrtis]

Here’s to honor among thieves. We almost pulled it off… despite what everybody thought.

[lomasdope]

[lomasdope]

LOMASDOPE HERE

[pleasemypussybaby]

Would hella enjoy a nice fuck right now

[tuflii]

When you not prepared to get pussy...

Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒  

(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)

Me: (Gets a Call from GF)

GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊

Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time. 

GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿 

Me: oh my god… 

GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡 

Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕 

GF: I’m outside, open the door! 

Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)

Homie: 

Gf: 

Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…

Me: (Opens the door)

Me : Oh My Fuck….

All because i kept my hands to myself…

GF: I just wanna talk babe

Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)

GF: (Busts the door down)

GF: Give me my dick right now

Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)

My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…

Me: Lets get it!

[thahalfrican]

omygod

[radicalbehavior]

💀💀💀

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

This is art

[funkmastav-deactivated20161108]

WHATISLIFE

[hiphopjunkiee-deactivated202106]

LMFAOOO OMG

[supersaiyan-diosa]

Hahaha 😂 funny as fuck

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

This is so real.

[fatimamononoke]

So creative

[carlitothegreat]

Me when I was 16 😂😂😂

[lightskinnedboys]

Truth

[yournastynotes]

Real as the fuck

[iheartbootyxxx]

Happend to me so many times i still fuck but cant bust she be mad as fuck