Leprechaun Falls from Valley “Green” Building (Irish News Corp.)
In an apparent tragic accident, “Lucky” the Leprechaun fell from the top deck of the offices of azarchitecture, located the Loloma 5 Building on Old Town Scottsdale. Loloma 5 was the first mixed-use project designed under the City’s “Green Building” Program.
In the early hours of this morning, first responders were at the scene. At first considered mortally injured, apparently “Lucky” was so relaxed, the fall did not affect him and he “scurried off with a gleam in is eye” according to eyewitnesses.
“He was attracted to the architecture” one bystander said. “He was balancing along the top of the deck rail, sort of doing a jig” when he slipped and fell according to one man, who suggested that the little fellow was inebriated.
“We are horrified that Lucky might have been injured” the owners said, allowing that this sort of thing has happened before. “Leprechauns seem to be attracted to “Green Building” designs and modern architecture. I think they recognize that these buildings are good for the environment as well as the visual landscape of the Community," the azarchitecture spokesperson said.
Several unopened bottles of Guinness draft and a half empty bottle of Jameson Whiskey was found at the scene. The pot of gold has yet to be recovered.
