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✨Intro post✨
Welcome to THE CHAOS GANG™
Hiya creeps, cryptids, and curious souls! You’ve just stumbled into the absolute mess that is this blog — unfiltered, unhinged, and occasionally undead
First of all:
✨Info on the creator✨
Stamps + userbox by @ivy-vinezz
Haii!! My name's Nero Fruity but y'all can also call me B!ttr Sausz or Bitter or Sausz or any other variantion of my name u find!! The sky is the limit 😉
‼️I'm a minor‼️I don't mind adults interacting with me just don't be weird
I'm Autistic and a silly goober heheh 😼
I'm a genderfluid, bisexual and go by She/Her mostly but also by He/Him it depends a lot do maybe u better ask?
I'm European, from Portugal ^^
My strawpage:
✨What to Expect from Miss Sausz?✨
- Rants
- Rants on my hyperfixations
- Simping
- Simping on my hyperfixations
- Writing (Th3 M!nD B3hinD and maybe sum other things)
- Gacha
And most importantly
Them ↓
The Chaos Gang™, a very loud (and kinda spooky) group of losers, besties, and gremlins just trying to survive, vibe, and maybe not get evicted this week
✨What to Expect from them the sillies?✨
- Screaming
- Band rants
- Unexplained goo??
- Deep convos at 3AM
- Goth fashion
- Dhampir drama™
- Glitches (?) in our kitchen (thank you ig, Uta)
And Noka falling down the stairs again ^^
✨Meet the Creatures... uhh, Members✨
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Noka Hovsepian
(She/Her/They/Them)
Fanart by @moka-hani-pie // @cage-an-angel
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About Noka
20 years old / Romanian-Armenian / Cis Female / Straight / Loudest Creature Alive
→ Your favorite goth goblin! Noka is a bubbly, fashion-forward force of nature with a voice that carries through concrete. She thrives on Deftones, glitter, and yelling at 3AM about her latest hyperfixation. Think “if a raven drank Monster and watched Invader Zim all night.” She’s your local loud cryptid mom-friend but also a menace to society. Loves Préachán, hates wet socks
+ Albino and proud
+ Goth queen
Préachán Shröder
(He/Him)
Fanart by @is-iroh
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About Préachán
409 years old / Irish-German /Dhampir / Demiboy / Bi + Ace / Has seen too much
→ Grumpy undead dad of the gang. He’s quiet, ancient, and allergic to fun (jk… kinda). Think vampire hunter vibes but retired and now he’s stuck babysitting Noka. Says 3 words a week and drinks tea with the anger of a thousand suns. Would absolutely kill for this gang, but he’ll complain the entire time
+ Eternal sigh
+ Hates everyone but us
Masugi "Masu" Mirovich
(He/Him)
Fanart by @lord-of-those-who-follow
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About Masu
25 years old / Japanese-Ukrainian / Cis Male / Gay / Chaotic Neutral with headphones
→ Snarky anarchist and professional arson joke maker. He’s like a sarcastic cat that smokes too much and hates cops. Always wearing some obscure metal band shirt and judging your taste in music. Probably wrote a zine once. Besties with Nok and fights with Uta for fun
+ Metalhead menace
+ Definitely knows how to make a pipe bomb (in Minecraft ofc...heheh... )
Utanagi "Uta" Mirovich
(She/Her)
Fanart by @espressodepressoconan // @g1r-ap0ca1yps3
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About U t a
25 years old / Japanese-Ukrainian / Trans MtF / Straight + Ace / Autistic / Selectively Mute
→ Masu’s twin and resident soft dream-thing. She doesn’t speak, but her AAC device (a bright orange one with glittery stickers) is full of poetic nonsense, creepy-cute metaphors, and bubble text about frogs. Her aesthetic is Kidcore meets dreamcore meets uncanny VHS tapes
+ Smells like crayons and static
+ Probably not from here (or from now)
She’s the glitch in the system wearing jelly sandals and holding a dead butterfly
Corey MacQuoid
(He/Him/They/Them)
Fanart by @smolwriter // @smolisdrawersometimes
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About Corey
23 years old / British-South African/ Trans FtM / Aro-Ace + Pansexual / Crop-top King
→ Slipknot #1 fan, don’t fight him on it. Corey’s emo as hell, rocks skirts like a punk legend, and will scream if you diss Joey Jordison (rest in peace legend). He’s got the energy of a caffeinated rat and the eyeliner of a warrior. Not as loud as Corey but definitely louder than Préachán (low bar tbh). Calls his emotional support eyeliner “Greg”
+ Screams about metal at breakfast
+ Could win a fight in 6" platforms
Chevelle Irowa
(She/Her/He/Him)
Fanart by @cococomiskry32
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About Chevelle
21 years old / South African / Genderfluid / Bisexual / Very Confused Angel
→ A walking aesthetic fever dream. Chevelle wears pastel lolita one day and neon skeleton prints the next. She uses He/She pronouns because… gender? Never heard of her (but maybe she’s heard of him?). His existence is like if a cursed porcelain doll joined a rave. Loves tea, frosted cupcakes, and confusing the binary
+ Both babygirl and babyman
+ Uses old Barbies to test his juggalo makeup skills
Follow for: chaotic updates, music rantings, simping, autism, weird vibes, Neno being Neno and Noka’s weekly “Why Préachán Should Smile More” campaign!!
✨Welcome to the mess✨
- The Chaos Gang
- Nero F. 🦋
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