Dressed Up Like Humans Like We Know Who We Are

Not the purest, but still pure.

[tsunflowers]

[idislikethissite]

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no hes spitting them in there

[sirfrogsworth]

It’s admirable they are at least giving the flies a fighting chance. 

[dogwritesmain-deactivated201812]

[mrdsc1010]

Right? I feel this in my soul.

[autoboty]

Thanos, the Great Liar

Say, Thanos, I recall you telling your adopted space daughter (who you routinely abused, by the way) that her home planet of Zehoberei was now thriving because you killed half its population - including her birth mother - because ‘balance was restored’.

Do you know what I think about that?

I think it’s nothing more than a

BIG

FAT

LIE!!!

So apparently her planet prospered to the point everyone spontaneously died? Troll-logic yourself out of that one, you insane oversized prune.

[iconuk01]

Welll… TECHNICALLY he would point out that

No one is starving on that world

The crime rate is reduced to zero

The economy is very stable.

Pollution is no longer a problem.

It’s all in the spin….

[bright-witch]

The deer often take refuge in my yard and I saw the cutest thing this morning ;-; I had to film it.

[cncohoee-deactivated20200321]

This boy

[dxmedstudent]

Med students on their first clinical rotation…

[amyjacob]

[amyjacob]

i’ve been laughing for 2 minutes straight

[weloveshortvideos]

[tyleroakley]

I LOVE THIS

[nudiemuse]

ALWAYS WAVE BACK.

Tiny humans need that kind of thing. ALWAYS wave back.

[humorblr]

[everythingthatgoespop]

A man tweeted that it was Ariana’s fault that Mac was arrested for a DUI. Ariana responded to his post. Ariana’s response is pictured above.

[wiiuapologist]

[nanocomputer]

when u flip out on people all day then realize u were just hungry

[theweirdwideweb]

[pr1nceshawn]

If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.

[themotherofdinos]

Now he’s throw them off their rhythm

[imitations-of-imitations]

@lawsbians-and-dragons

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]