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the worst possible stardew ideas out there | inspired by badmiitopiaideas

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Introduction Post + BYF

Yo, I’m Mod Misty and I’ve had this idea rolling around in my head for a while. What are all the ways you could make your life significantly worse in Stardew Valley? There’s a lot actually. A whole lot of ideas conjured from the most twisted minds in the playerbase.

So sit back and enjoy, or contribute to the chaos yourself via the submit/ask buttons.

BEFORE YOU DO however, some rules:

I am not a minor, but I’m choosing to keep this blog safe for minors. I will delete any asks/posts that I feel are inappropriate.

If you want to keep anon on but want your ideas all collected under one name, you can pick your Anon Name. This can be an emoji, a word, name, anything. But I will also delete inappropriate ones.

No harassment, obviously. We know the ideas are bad, that’s the point.

Other than that I have no other rules, go ham. I want to hear all of your ideas from mild inconveniences to game ruining encounters.

Current Anons:

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The farmer can get terrors during the night that decreases their energy for the next day.

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Your kids can accidentally break your furniture when they’re running around. I never used to think there was a point to sacrificing your kids just because they didn’t do anything. So no incentive to give up a Prismatic Shard.

If one broke the Tea Set they’re getting sent to the shadow realm.

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The Gotoro Empire isn’t a big enough threat. One day it may just nuke the valley and end your game. Getting nuked by the Empire is a secret ending and also a Definitive ending to the game.

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When you say yes to having a baby, overnight there’s a very tiny chance you’ll hear a quiet snippet of Cbat

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Your spouse can also turn your kids into doves. You come home one day to an empty house and your partner comes home later that night to tell you:

“I just couldn’t do it anymore, I was sick of the baby, okay?”

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More Sebastian

Pal I think you’re looking for good-stardew-ideas

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Negative friendship. Instead of just remaining acquaintances, if you do enough harmful things to any one villager, you will eventually start filling up their social bar with Blue Hearts. Blue Hearts do the same as Red Hearts, they unlock more events the more you gain. At 8 negative hearts on marriage candidates you will be barred from ever romancing them in that save file, and at 10 on normal villagers they can no longer be befriended.

They will send you threatening mail and may even sabotage your farm by destroying your crops or releasing your animals. Shopkeepers will jack up their prices until they refuse to serve you at all, and you will stop being invited to all events.

Make enemies of everyone, and they will just torch your house and kick you out.

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Taxes.

We found it fellas. The singular worst idea for Stardew Valley.

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Digging in the trash too many times gives the Stinky debuff, and it makes villagers say exactly one thing and that’s a comment on your stench. They will also refuse gifts until you go take a bath at the bath house.

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Age slider that lets you choose your age except your age also determines what spouses you can marry. If you choose a young farmer and try to marry Shane or Elliot, police will show up and take them away. Likewise, if you are an old farmer and try to date Sam or Penny, police will show up and take YOU away.

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You can get ticks from the forest.

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Your pet may be replaced by a creature mimicking your pet. It will behave the exact same way during the day, but you will notice it acting strange in the house at night. Instead of sleeping, it stares. And the more nights you leave it be, the higher chance of it striking. Only way to get rid of it is to fight it before it takes you out in your sleep.

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Global multiplayer. Yes you all have to share the same house. Good luck.

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A villager can just randomly wake up one day and recognize that they are in a simulation. This will mean they will talk to YOU. The PLAYER. They may appear to be staring at you through the screen instead of doing their usual daily routine. And maybe, they’ll just leave the game entirely.

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If you carry toxic items (eg. radioactive bar, void essence maybe) your health will drain quickly. Holding toxic items for too long (2 hours?) causes you to suffer from a chronic illness. From there you have to visit Harvey's. He'll prescribe you some pills every season for 5000g. You have to take these pills every day or else you will faint

I’m honestly amazed we can carry radioactive anythings and not suffer.

Sorry Mr. Qi, I am NOT doing that quest if this is what I’ll have to deal with the rest of my life.

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Covid. Just add Covid to the game.