Bad Iliad Ideas

Here is a blog dedicated to bad ideas about the Iliad. Feel free to submit your ideas and they will be published! :)

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Every character speaks in Taylor Swift songs.

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Book 1 is just Achilles singing 'Mean' by Taylor Swift to Agamemnon

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Patroclus yells 'PARKOUR' every time he tries to climb the walls of Troy, and Apollo yells 'YEET' every time he pushes him back

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patroclus’ death

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Desecrating the body of your enemy by dragging his corpse around the walls of Troy 3 times

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Troy (2004). Literally the entire movie.

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Ajax is actually a bottle of dish soap