LIL CAL

HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO (OOC: @not-lilcal)

[badlydrawnlilcal]

[You feel something touch your leg in the dark.]

[Turn the light on =>]

[…Oh! It’s just Lil Cal. You can’t stay mad at him!!]

CAL: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!

[Might as well say hello while you’re here!]

[badlydrawnrose]

TG: Ok listen up

TG: Everyone, and I mean every1, is invited 2 this party

TG: It's gonna be the best ever

TG: No booze obvsly

TG: But there's gonna be all the Hannukah and Christmas food and the best decorations and presents 4 every1

TT: Mother, the stove.

TG: o shit

[badlydrawnlilcal]

[Everyone…]

CAL: HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!

[badlydrawnlilcal]

oh dear god

[You seem to have broken the fourth wall to say hi to your good friend]

Mei: hi how r u

[badlydrawnlilcal]

WAHHHHH H3LLO THERE MR PUPPET MAN!!!! :D

~👾

[🎶is Cal a maaannn~~~ or is he a puppet? (Is he a puppet…)🎶]

[…Cal seems to be going through something. He says Hi though.]

Cal: Hoo hoo !!!

[badlydrawnlilcal]

Human skin hat.

[I don’t think we have one of those.]

Cal: hee hee

[….]

[Nevermind.]

[badlydrawnlilcal]

Welp, the bunny hat officially made me go WAHJHHHHNJEBDHEJJSJSIAIAKWKEKRK /Pos

Froggie hat timeeee :3

[Ask and ye shall receive. Takes a while to sew em’ but I think it’s some of my best work honestly. Glad someone loves it as much as I do.]

CAL: HOP HOP !! HOP HOP !!

[badlydrawnlilcal]

puts a little bunny hat on you

[You wonder why you didn’t do this previously. This is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your entire pathetic life.]

CALL: HOP HOP!!!! HEE HEE!!

[badlydrawnlilcal]

[feelin artsy.]

CAL: HEE HEE ^-^

[badlydrawnlilcal]

If Lil Cal was a medieval monk then his name would be Calvin the Lesser

CALVIN THE LESSER: ✝️HOO HOO✝️

[….what?]

[badlydrawnlilcal]

Ties you to a ceiling fan and spins you around

CAL: HEE HEE HOO HOO

[Cal spins gracefully.]

[He seems dizzy.]

[badlydrawnlilcal]

CHAT OMG WERE GONNA BE GOING THE HAUNTED PUPPET AT 3AM CHALLENGE! DON’T MISS IT GUYS HIT THE LIKE FOR MORE VIDEOS WHERE WE TOTALLY DON’T DISECT RANDOM PLUSHIES

?!?!?!?!

CAL: HEE HEE!!!!

[badlydrawnlilcal]

Do you like weezor

CAL: HOO HEE HOO

[I look just like buddy holly]

[badlydrawnlilcal]

Me holding u rn

[You hold Cal in your arms like a little guy.]

CAL: HEE HEE !!! HAA HAA !!!!!!

[He seems happy.]

[not-lilcal]

INTRO POST!!

Alright yo, didn’t wanna clog my actual blog with this but I figured I’d just throw down some deets here about me and my dumbass ask blog!!

ABOUT CAL:

Not much to say, I don’t have any rules to interact with him. Don’t be super explicit or anything if you somehow planned on doing dirty talk to a puppet. I can’t stop you from kissing the puppet tho if that’s your dream. But why would you do that?

Cal does not care about pronouns, as Cal is a puppet of dubious origins we’re all aware of. Nice.

ABOUT ME:

My name is Mei, call me whatever you want though. call me Cal I could not care less <333

I’m 19, use any pronouns you want for me <3

I swear I am an actual artist, I draw cool shit sometimes, like this:

My favourite characters are Sollux, Bro (lmao), Dave, Dirk, Nepeta, and Davepeta. You can see my bias.

I can’t think of anything else important, uh. Have fun :3

[badlydrawnlilcal]

How did you... Get here. I'm very sure that you and my brother got lost in the sburb mess.

- @thanatosthaumaturge

[Woke up in the apartment. Can’t leave.]

[Cal says not to worry about it, but sometimes I think-]

[..Y’er right. I was making it about ME on YOUR blog. Dick move.]

[..Cal says he was always here. Whatever that means.]

CAL: HOO HOO

[badlydrawnlilcal]

OUH! LITTLE MAN!!! HUGS FOR THE LITTLE MAN!

[!! He’s so flustered that he’s getting all tied in knots.]

[You feel Cal’s arms constrict around you like a snake, endless length seeming to come from them.]

CAL: HEE HEE !! HOO HOO !!

[badlydrawnjohn]

[Lil Call seems to want an apology to you calling him possessed to a potential new friend.]

[he’s cool though, so he’ll probably forgive you.]

CAL: HAA HAA

EB: aw, i can for sure apologize to you, little dude!

EB: with my hammer!! to your dumb puppet face!!!

[badlydrawnlilcal]

CAL: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HEE HEE HAA HAA HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO-

[You feel your hammer hit something hard.]

BRO: Y’sure you wanna do that, little man?